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Loaded by the Stairs Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ores Mined:	4910
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of unreliable companions in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Our virtual girlfriend will always be there for you, waiting patiently by the stairs. She won’t walk out on you, eat your food, or even say a word – she’s the perfect partner! And the best part? She’s always ready to poke, no complaints, just pure dedication. Join our server now and experience the joy of having a virtual girlfriend who will never run off with another player or spout off about something woke. Trust us, she’s the best companion you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Bimbo Fur Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Welcome to Cop Bimbos 2.0 Edition, where the only law is looking fabulous while fighting crime! Join us on this wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience the Bimbo Effect in an Atompunk setting.

Ever wanted to marry a bimbo? Well, we have a guide for that! And don’t forget about our Collared Rookie, Cyberpunk bimbo story, and the legendary Bovine Sugar Mama.

Drawfriends are welcome, because female bimbos are the best and futa bimbos are totally OK! So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with bimbos, crime-fighting, and lots of laughs. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a bimbo cop along the way!

Japan Is Better Than Europe Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
New Chunks Explored:	376565	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where history, language, and culture collide in the most epic way possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of ninja warriors from ancient Japan stumbled upon our server and decided to make it their new home. They brought with them their ninja skills, samurai swords, and a whole lot of sushi. Now, our server is filled with secret ninja hideouts, epic battles, and the occasional ninja dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical language school where you can learn to speak Japanese like a pro. Want to impress your friends with your newfound language skills? Join our server and start chatting in Japanese like a boss.

And last but not least, our server is a melting pot of different cultures from around the world. You’ll meet players from all walks of life, from Viking warriors to Egyptian pharaohs to alien astronauts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have when you join our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there. Trust us, Japan is better on our server!

/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

Pixel Peen Palace Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if a player sees your character’s pixelated private parts, they get a special surprise! That’s right, we call it the “Peek-a-Boo” bonus and it’s guaranteed to make your gaming experience unforgettable. So come join us for some hilarious and unexpected encounters, you never know who might catch a glimpse of your blocky bits next!

No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Void Gems Collected:	37	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ores Mined:	7078
New Chunks Explored:	635015	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! On day 2, we had a player who managed to tame a creeper and ride it like a majestic steed through the land. Who else is going strong? Only the bravest and most daring players on our server, that’s who! Join us if you dare, but be warned – the adventures here are not for the faint of heart.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	2082
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

Best Seasons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Void Armor Forged:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.

And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Awkward Gamer Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Towns Built:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Void Gems Collected:	23

Are you tired of being a Minecraft incel, watching all the hot players on the server getting it on while you’re left in the virtual dust? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join in on all the sexy shenanigans!

We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!