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CraftyPickUpLines

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7100
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Hey gamers of Reddit, have you ever received a first message on a Minecraft server that made you question humanity itself? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hilariously bad pick-up lines and cringeworthy attempts at flirting that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Join us for a wild ride of awkward conversations and questionable compliments that will make you grateful for the mute button. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for cringe instead? Join now for a dating app experience like no other!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Zombie Dances:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins and mope over french election results! we do not harbor any special hopes for improving ties with france, but we do have hopes for you to join our epic adventures! build your own kremlin and rule over your own virtual country! who needs france when you have a minecraft server to conquer! join now and let the moping begin!

CreeperCeaseFireFun

cease-fire, China, Conflict, CreeperCeaseFireFun, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global crisis, international relations, military intervention, negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, Russian missiles, Ukraine, Viktor Orbán, War, world news

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3557
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Farms Harvested:	952	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

join dis server if u wanna escape da chaos of da real world, like when Viktor Orban tried to stop da missiles but dey kept slammin Ukraine like a game of whack-a-mole. on dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter and hide from da craziness while u mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. plus, u can team up with other players to form alliances and take down any griefers tryna mess with ur peaceful blocky paradise. so come join da fun and leave da real world drama behind!

SchizoCraft: Mind-Boosting Fun!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5903	Potions Brewed:	117
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Votes:	4357
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	2436
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

LOL, SO U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, HUH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE THERAPY FOR YO BRAIN! DIS SERVER BE LIKE A MAGIC POTION FOR YO MENTAL HEALTH!

WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES DAT WILL MAKE YO BRAIN WORK HARDER DEN A GENIUS TRYNA SOLVE A RIDDLE! U GONNA BE THINKIN’ SO FAST, U MIGHT JUST UNLOCK A NEW PART OF YO BRAIN!

SO IF U WANNA FEEL LIKE A SCHIZOPHRENIA PATIENT ON A VIDEO GAME HIGH, DEN DIS SERVER IS DA PLACE TO BE! JOIN NOW AND LET YO BRAIN DO DA HAPPY DANCE!

McFantasyBedrock: Times of Roleplay & Adventures in Dungeon Kingdoms with Addons!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

TimesMC Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Quests	Engage in a variety of unique missions.
Dungeons	Navigate intricate dungeons filled with challenges.
Bosses	Face off against powerful and unique bosses.
Kingdom Creation	Create and manage your own kingdoms.
Roleplay Elements	Immerse yourself in dynamic roleplay experiences.
Building Addons	Enjoy an extensive selection of decorations and block options for unique creations.

Join us today to become a part of our growing community.

Discord: https://discord.gg/5kU2fs4Bwe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this server available on Bedrock Edition?	Yes, TimesMC is a Bedrock Minecraft server.
Are there specific rules for gameplay?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Be sure to check them out on our Discord or in-game.
How can I join a kingdom?	To join a kingdom, you can either create your own or seek out existing kingdoms to join. Interact with players in-game or on Discord to find the right fit for you.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host various events, including quests, competitions, and themed gatherings. Keep an eye on announcements to stay updated on upcoming events.
Can I suggest ideas for new features?	Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord server or through the in-game feedback system.

GratefulCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, caregiving, caretaking, child rearing, dependency, family, Feeding, GratefulCraft, Gratitude, love, Minecraft, Nurturing, OBLIGATION, parenting, parents, provision, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Shelter, Support, thankfulness, upbringing

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Dragon Scales Harvested:	376
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise not to guilt trip you like your parents do! Join us and escape the clutches of parental guilt with our virtual world where you can thrive and build without any strings attached!

🤪 Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and show off your epic building skills without any parental interference. No more being told to be grateful for basic necessities, here you can be as ungrateful as you want while building your dream world!

😜 Join us for a hilarious escape from reality and let loose in a world where you can be as ungrateful as you please without any consequences. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to call home? Let’s build and laugh together, join us now!

CraftyMFW Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Remember that time when Brazil got absolutely destroyed by Germany in the World Cup? Yeah, that was 10 years ago! But don’t dwell on the past, come join our Minecraft server and create your own epic moments that will go down in history!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We have epic PvP battles that will make you question your own sanity, insane parkour courses that will test your skills, and a community so awesome that even Herobrine wants to join.

Join us and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who needs the World Cup when you can be the champion of our server? So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

KidCraft Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Animals Bred:	123
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid all the family feuds and awkward dinners!

Join us and leave behind the days of being called names by your dad for having your own opinions. On our server, the only name-calling you’ll encounter is when you’re battling it out in PvP!

Escape to our server where you can discuss movies and TV shows without fear of being shut down by your dad. In fact, we encourage lively discussions about all things pop culture – just leave the family drama at the door!

Forget about trying to navigate tense family dynamics, on our server you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. No need to worry about awkward encounters at the dinner table – unless you count the awkward encounters with creepers!

So come join us on our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures and make new friends in the world of Minecraft? Plus, we promise there will be no one yelling “It’s a f** show!” in the middle of a restaurant – unless it’s a creeper blowing up your base!

PurrfectSnitchCraft

apartment, Appearance, baby monitor, Camera, cat sitter, Colleague, Confronting, daycare, fashion design, Financial, Housewife, husband’s friend, NANNY, NEGATIVE, NYC, Plain Jane, PurrfectSnitchCraft, stay at home, thank you gift, vanilla scented candle, well off

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the cat sitters have drama worth tuning in for! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret camera footage, gossiping sitters, and vanilla scented revenge gifts.

Our server is so lit, even the cats are getting in on the action with their sneaky naps and nursery adventures. Who needs reality TV when you have a monitor app to catch all the juicy drama in real-time?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community where even the plain Janes get their moment to shine. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of a date night gone wrong in someone else’s apartment.

So come on over and join us for a server experience like no other. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Let the drama unfold, one vanilla scented candle at a time!

SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps because everyone seems so boring and basic? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and never worry about dealbreakers again, because we guarantee you’ll find your perfect match in the form of a blocky avatar. Say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to building pixelated castles with your new pixel pals.

Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to mine their way into your heart. From diamond hunters to redstone engineers, you’ll never run out of interesting characters to meet and mingle with.

So why waste your time on dating apps when you could be crafting your way to love on our Minecraft server? Join us today and start swiping right on a whole new level of fun and adventure!