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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 4889 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Ores Mined: | 5819 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
we’ve got vitamins and minerals galore, and our sugar intake is so low, you’ll practically be a baby in no time. but be warned, for every gram of sugar you consume in the game, your character will age faster than a moldy potato.
so come join us and defy the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible. who needs skincare when you have minecraft?