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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9573 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
So, like, you know when you’re just mining away in Minecraft, minding your own business, and then BAM! Your so-called “friend” steals all your diamonds and runs off into the sunset? Yeah, that’s the worst, right? But fear not, my fellow blockheads, because on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no fake friends allowed” policy!
Join us for the most lit adventures, the dankest memes, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. We’ve got secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up (but don’t worry, he’s totally house-trained).
So if you’re tired of getting backstabbed by your so-called “friends” and you’re ready to join a crew of true homies who will have your back no matter what, then come on down to our totally rad Minecraft SMP! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best diamond armor, because things are about to get wild, baby!
