[COMPUTERIZED] Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP ->28

alone, dependent, gibs, gt28, ISOLATED, isolated individuals, isolated living, lack of opportunities, lack of social support, living off welfare, lonely, mental health issues, Minecraft, no education, no friends, no relationships, PixelatedPals, smp, social isolation, social stigma, societal exclusion, societal norms, Struggling, unemployed

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44

Are you tired of being a lonely potato in a world full of carrots? Do you spend more time talking to your Minecraft pets than actual humans? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where we guarantee you’ll make friends, enemies, and maybe even find love (or at least a Minecraft spouse)!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures, insane builds, and drama that makes a soap opera look boring. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? And forget about education, you’ll learn everything you need to know about survival in our wild world.

So come join us and escape from your lonely life of gibs and isolation. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player on our server!

TherapyCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, Emotional healing, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, father figure, Grief, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child relationships, parental relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, solo therapy, stepfamily, therapy conflict, therapy outcomes, therapy progress, TherapyCraft, Wedding

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ores Mined:	7212	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, resentment, and unresolved issues just like your family!

Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships just like OP and her mom, stepdad Jim, and half siblings. Will you choose to cry during the virtual wedding or will you stand your ground and refuse to accept Jim as your in-game dad? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Engage in heated arguments with our virtual therapist who will try to make sense of it all while you navigate through family dynamics that are more twisted than a maze in the Nether.

Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft world where therapy sessions are just as chaotic as your real-life family drama. Don’t miss out on the fun – because who needs solo therapy when you can join our server instead?

Wedding DramaCraft

Affair, Best Friend, best man, BETRAYAL, Confrontation, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, disloyal, DramaCraft, foundation, friendship, loyalty, relationship, special day, Support, Trust, vindictive, Wedding, wedding invitations, wedding preparations

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Mines Excavated:	3389
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Lisa, Mike, and Tom.

Explore our server and uncover hidden secrets, just like how OP stumbled upon shocking texts revealing a scandalous affair. Who knows what scandalous secrets you might uncover while mining for diamonds?

Take part in wedding preparations and unravel the truth behind your friends’ relationships. Will you choose to support the bride-to-be or expose the truth and risk being accused of betrayal?

Join us for a wedding like no other, where alliances are tested and friendships are put to the ultimate test. Will you attend the wedding and support your friend, or will you take a stand against deceit and choose to skip the ceremony?

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement on our Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you as you navigate through friendships, love triangles, and unexpected revelations. Join now and be a part of the chaos!

GrumpyGrandpaMinecraftSMP

aging, aging gracefully, aging process, Changes in likes, Changes in preferences, changing perspectives, changing tastes, disinterest, DISLIKES, evolving preferences, evolving tastes, getting older, growing older, GrumpyGrandpaMinecraftSMP, losing interest, Matured preferences, Matured tastes, Preferences, Preferences shift, Shift in interests, Shift in priorities

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape reality for a while! Our server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires, fight dragons, and ride pigs into battle.

Forget about bills and deadlines, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot for your diamond castle. We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and some epic adventures.

So why wait? Join us and rediscover the joy of being a kid again, because let’s face it, adulthood is overrated.

CreeperTearsMC

CreeperTearsMC, depression, Desolate, Despair, disheartening, emotional triggers, Grief, heart-wrenching, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, mournful, Moving, Sadness, Somber, sorrow, tearjerker, tragic, woeful

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending rainstorm? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn that frown upside down! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted portal that leads to a land where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance for your entertainment.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join now and let the madness begin!

ThaiCraft Server: Dissolve & Reform!

constitutional crisis, court decision, democratic principles, dissolve, election results, Electoral Process, government dissolution, judicial activism, judicial intervention, legal challenges, legal ruling, party disbandment, party dissolution, political controversy, political instability, political opposition, political reform efforts, political turmoil, REFORM, reformist party, Server, Thai democracy, Thai politics, ThaiCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where the party never stops and the fun never ends! we won the election for best server but then the thai court was like nah fam and dissolved us like a sugar cube in hot tea. but that aint gonna stop us from throwing the wildest block parties and building the most epic structures u ever seen. come join us and be part of the revolution, where we build and destroy and build again like a bunch of crazy blockheads. ain’t no court gonna hold us back, we the true champions of minecraft!

GazaKid5thBdayBash

activism, Birthday, Captivity, celebration, child, Conflict, current events, demonstration, freedom, gaza, GazaKid5thBdayBash, Hostage, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, News, Peace efforts, Politics, protest, solidarity

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4191
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8646
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate the 5th birthday of a kid held hostage in Gaza by building giant birthday cakes and throwing virtual parties! it’s like the ultimate rescue mission but with blocks and creepers. plus, we have a special event where we reenact the hostage situation in game, complete with dramatic role-playing and pixelated tears. join us for a wild time and help us bring some joy to this poor kid’s life, one block at a time!

SkyHighContrailz

air travel, aircraft pollution, Atmospheric science, Aviation (Industry), aviation emissions, aviation research, aviation sustainability, aviation technology, carbon footprint, climate change, commercial aircraft, contrails, environmental impact, greenhouse gases, high altitudes, long-lived, modern aircraft, new study, planet-warming, SkyHighContrailz, study

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Potions Brewed:	162
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

come join our minecraft server where we make contrails longer than a giraffe’s neck! our planes fly so high, they create contrails that will warm up the whole dang planet! forget about global warming, we’re bringing global toasty-ness to a whole new level!

our contrails are like a spanner in the works for the aviation industry, but who cares about them when you can join us and witness the chaos firsthand! watch as our contrails reach the heavens and beyond, creating a spectacle that will leave you in awe.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness of our planet-warming contrails! who needs old aircraft when you can have contrails that will make you question everything you know about aviation!

Unpeeled Banana Server, Please Don’t Slip [PVP][PVE][MODDED][SMP]

Adventure, banana, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, dont, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Modpack, Parkour, Prison, PVPPVEMODDEDSMP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Slip, Survival, Unpeeled, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1963	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Animals Bred:	76	Falling into the Void:	0

Mine Mine No Mi Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Server Type	Mine Mine No Mi with custom bosses and events
Map	One Piece map
Bosses	Up to Alabasta with more being added

Discord Link

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, the server is open and resetting for new players.
What type of players are welcome?	Revolutionaries, Marines, and Pirates are all welcome to join.
Are custom events held on the server?	Yes, the server has custom events for players to participate in.

WeepWoops Minecraft Server

addicted, Based, big cock bull, big cock thumper, big cock tributer, big cock worship, big dick, big white cock, cock tributes, cuck, Degenerate, dubs, horny, horny pervert, jealous, Jerk, Minecraft, nudes, Server, unvaxxed, WeepWoops, wife/gf/mother/sister, Worship

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Weepwoopskiddillywooooop!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you ready to join a server where the only rule is to tribute big cocks? That’s right, we’re all about the BIG COCK TRIBUTER life here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with horny perverts and BIG COCK Daddies who are ready to take things to the next level. Need someone to mess with your wife, girlfriend, mother, or sister? Look no further, our members are here to please!

And don’t worry about holding back with your requests, we thrive on fucked up and outrageous content. The BIG COCK THUMPER is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Plus, we have the biggest cocks on /b/ for you to worship – over 8 inches of pure madness!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where jealousy runs rampant and the only limit is your imagination. Remember, on this server, we are the ones who cuck!