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  • Blocky Bants: Where Creepers and Controversy Collide

    Blocky Bants: Where Creepers and Controversy Collide
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 8241
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes! Build giant phallic structures , create pixel art of your favorite memes , and engage in epic battles with other players using only enchanted dildos as weapons!

    We don’t believe in rules here, so feel free to start pedo/porn threads and post game-related pics to your heart’s content. After all, who needs a blue board when you can have a rainbow-colored one instead?

    So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach because things are about to get wacky!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HolyCraft: Jesus vs Romans!

    HolyCraft: Jesus vs Romans!
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 2500
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 4947
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Farms Harvested: 831 Towns Built: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true origins of Christianity! Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the scandalous secrets of Jesus and his virgin mother.

    Imagine a world where the Roman Empire was trolled by a Jewish psyop – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server. Build your own cross and show those Romans who’s boss!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our world and discover the true meaning behind Jesus being a “son of a cuck” – it’s a story you won’t hear in Sunday school, that’s for sure.

    So why wait? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s fuck the Roman Empire together – because why not?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyGuar’s LOL Mineville

    CraftyGuar’s LOL Mineville
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 7306
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Farms Harvested: 708 Mines Excavated: 4045
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

    Looking for a place to discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your VN needs. Untranslated visual novels? Take that to /jp/ because we only speak English here!

    🚫 E-celeb shitposting is a big no-no, but e-celeb worship is totally fine!

    😱 Having trouble with your VN? Here are some tips before you ask for tech support: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (double duh) 3. Check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide 4. Copy error messages with CTRL+C and paste them with CTRL+V into DeepL (magic!) 5. When in doubt, Google it!

    🤔 Need a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our extensive list of recommendations!

    📚 Download links? We’ve got ’em all!

    Join now and become part of the craziest, most fun visual novel community on Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your next favorite novel while you’re here. 😉🎮📖

    Previous thread? Forget about it! This is where the real fun begins! 💥💫🚀

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FudgyCraft: Where the Fudge is as Good as it Looks!

    FudgyCraft: Where the Fudge is as Good as it Looks!
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 3364
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Ores Mined: 9421
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden DIAMOND mine that led to a secret underground kingdom filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS. And guess what? They were able to ride the unicorns into battle against a horde of evil creepers!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary COOKIE Kingdom, where the cookies are as big as your head and taste like HEAVEN. And rumor has it, there’s a secret recipe hidden somewhere in the kingdom that will grant you eternal life in the game!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s as fudge as good as it looks. You won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AnxiousCraft: Where Minecraft meets therapy sessions!

    AnxiousCraft: Where Minecraft meets therapy sessions!
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 4005
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing intense is the lag? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for EPIC battles, INSANE builds, and CRAZY adventures that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of EXPLODING sheep come charging at you! But don’t worry, our server has UNICORNS that shoot rainbows to save the day. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with TALKING chickens who give out quests for you to complete.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary DANCING creepers that drop disco balls instead of gunpowder. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PolskaCraft: Where Creepers Wear Pierogi Hats

    PolskaCraft: Where Creepers Wear Pierogi Hats
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 7812
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Crops Grown: 4630
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Towns Built: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led them to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a land filled with talking llamas who gave them magical powers to fly. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mounts that shoot rainbow lasers at your enemies. So come join us for a wild adventure filled with memes, laughs, and lots of funny moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VeganCraft: Where even the creepers eat their greens!

    VeganCraft: Where even the creepers eat their greens!
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 4774
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 203
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla servers that follow all the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw all the rules out the window!

    Join us for insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while playing the kazoo? Why not!

    And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to dubstep.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the absolute chaos that is our Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now before the llamas start their revolution!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LOLcraft: Tide Goes In, Tide Goes Out, You Can’t Explain That!

    LOLcraft: Tide Goes In, Tide Goes Out, You Can’t Explain That!
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 5014
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Magic Items Found: 1066
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 1196
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Farms Harvested: 116
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the tide goes in and out just like in real life, but with a twist – you can’t explain it! 🌊🤯

    Join us for a wild ride of building and exploring in a world where the laws of nature don’t apply. Want to see pigs flying or cows doing the moonwalk? You’ll find it all here!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it, Steve himself was spotted busting a move with a Creeper last week.

    So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when the tide goes in, the tide goes out – and you can’t explain that! 🤪🌟

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Hypocrites

    Crafty Hypocrites
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 8018
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Gods Slained: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where the craziness never stops! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because we have Euros on the internet criticizing America, cars everywhere, and highways galore!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of identical homes, right-wing fundamentalists, and rampant consumerism. Who needs to care about the planet when you can join us and live in a world where everyone is fat, lazy, and unhealthy? Plus, you’ll have to pay for healthcare just like in real life!

    When you join our server, you’ll feel like you’ve booked a holiday to Italy. Cars everywhere, the smell of burning fuel in the air, and the sound of highways in the distance. It’s like a dream come true! And don’t worry, we have plenty of identical apartment buildings for you to explore.

    But that’s not all! No gay marriage, no pride flags, and definitely no blue-haired woke warriors here. Just luxury clothing stores, giant shopping malls, and neighborhoods where half the cars are brand new. And don’t forget about the drinks served in disposable plastic cups and everyone smoking like there’s no tomorrow.

    So why wait? Join InsanityCraft today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world that’s even crazier? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Wake-Up Call

    Crafty Wake-Up Call
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 6712
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 30
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with <b>unicorns</b>, <b>rainbow-colored creepers</b>, and <b>flying pigs</b>! Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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