computer ports explained – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

DescendantCraft – The OG Minecraft Server
/tfdg/, #youtube, Alcasthq, DescendantCraft, Download, Minecraft, Module Combination Percentages, Module Data, News, Nexon, Pattern Suggester, Raiderking, Record Locations, Resource Doc, ROADMAP, season one, Server, Spreadsheet, TFD Tools, The First Descendant General, Thread Template, twitter, Vault Spots, Void Shard Farming
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!
Join us for a wild ride full of adventure, mystery, and chaos. We’ve got void shard farming, module data, and vault spots that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our module combination percentages – they’re so insane, you’ll be questioning reality.
But wait, there’s more! Explore record locations that will leave you speechless and follow our roadmap to uncover hidden treasures. Download our server now and get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life.
So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you’re gonna need it!

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New Server IP
DrVespaFellOffMinecraftSMP
doctor visit, DrVespaFellOffMinecraftSMP, injury, Medical advice, vespa accident, vespa accident advice, vespa accident help, vespa accident injury, vespa accident injury advice, vespa accident injury recovery, vespa accident injury treatment, vespa accident recovery, vespa accident recovery advice, vespa accident recovery process, vespa accident recovery time, vespa accident recovery timeline, vespa accident recovery tips, vespa crash, vespa injury, vespa safety
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of Minecraft land!
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of wild wolves trained in the art of karate.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Vespa Gang, a group of players who ride around on Vespas and cause chaos wherever they go. Just last week, one of our members tried to do a sick trick off a cliff but ended up crashing into a tree and creating a new mini-game called “Vespa Parkour”.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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New Server IP
BdayBashShutdown
arguments, BdayBashShutdown, birthday celebrations, birthday stress, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, customer service, emotional exhaustion, emotional strain, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, personal boundaries, pet care, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, self-care, Stress Management, vet visits
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a blast with friends (or make new ones)!
Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your arguments with your significant other. Plus, our virtual vet clinic is always open for walk-ins, so you never have to worry about rude receptionists or awkward encounters.
And don’t worry about offending anyone’s family here – we’re all about having a good time and leaving the drama at the door. So come on in, build a virtual dog park for your furry friends, and let loose on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
BlockbusterBustsMinecraft SMP
BANKRUPTCY, blockbuster, BlockbusterBustsMinecraft, business closures, business failures, ceased to exist, corporate collapses, corporate giants, corporate history, defunct companies, downfall of companies, extinct corporations, failed businesses, forgotten companies, former companies, iconic brands, massive companies, Nostalgia, obsolete businesses, obsolete industries, smp, video rental stores
Join our Minecraft SMP and find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is filled with former employees of these extinct companies who are now seeking refuge in the digital world of Minecraft.
Rumor has it that the ghost of Blockbuster himself roams the server, haunting players who dare to stream movies instead of renting them. But don’t worry, our resident ex-Toys “R” Us employees are here to protect you with their toy swords and plastic shields.
If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret headquarters of the fallen Nokia empire, where players can craft indestructible phones that never run out of battery. And let’s not forget about the infamous AOL dial-up dungeon, where players must navigate through a maze of screeching modems to reach the treasure at the end.
So come join our wacky world of former corporate giants and see if you have what it takes to survive in a server where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional copyright infringement lawsuit).

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New Server IP
BlockyBabesGoneWild
BlockyBabesGoneWild
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have normalized building giant statues of…well, let’s just say they’re not your typical Minecraft creations. Join us if you want to see phallic monuments towering over the landscape, because why build a castle when you can build a…well, you get the idea.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Nether Strip Club,” where zombie pigmen put on a show that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft mobs.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of questionable builds and unforgettable experiences. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server.

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New Server IP
CraftyPutin’sMinecraftServer
aggression, Attack, Budget, Conflict, CraftyPutinsMinecraftServer, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Military, Military Action, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, SPENDING, Ukraine, War
come join our epic minecraft server where putin has spent more than £1bn attacking ukraine this week alone!! 🤯🤯🤯
why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player on our server built a giant statue of putin out of diamonds and gold, and guess what? putin himself logged on and declared it the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen. he even gave the player a virtual high five! 🙌
but that’s not all! our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in minecraft. from flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a virtual high five from putin too! 😉🎉

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New Server IP
TalibanTakedownMC
Afghan conflict, Afghan culture, Afghan society, Afghan traditions, Afghanistan, combat competitions, Combat sports, cultural clashes, extreme fighting, Martial Arts, MMA, MMA events, MMA fighters, sports in Afghanistan, Taliban, Taliban beliefs, Taliban restrictions, Taliban rule, TalibanTakedownMC, violence, violence in sports
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they be throwin’ the wildest raves in their little huts.
But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doin’ the Macarena with a bunch of zombies.
Oh, and did I mention the legendary treasure hunt? Rumor has it that if you find the golden pickaxe hidden in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all the creepers into fluffy bunnies.
So what are you waitin’ for? Join this server now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and steal all the cake!

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New Server IP
CarFlyingCraft
air travel, CarFlyingCraft, cars, Concept, FANTASY, flying, futuristic, humans, hypothetical, imagination, innovation, Mechanics, physical contact, PHYSICS., science fiction, speculation, surreal, Technology, theory, touching, Transportation
lol ok so like imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u find out that humans are not technically touching, so that means cars must technically be flying. like what even is that logic? but on our server, anything is possible, even cars flying around like magic carpets. join us for the most mind-blowing and hilarious minecraft experience ever. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where llamas are the DJs and creepers are the bouncers. trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

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New Server IP
PulseCraft: No Premature Blocks
attention regulation, blocks, cardiovascular health, ejaculation control, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, heart rate, high intensity interval training, interval training, mens health, performance anxiety, Physical fitness, Premature, premature ejaculation, pulsecraft, sex, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, Stamina, Symptoms
hey u! r u tired of cummin too soon in minecraft? well, do i have the server for u! our high-intensity interval training will help u last longer in bed… i mean, in the game! men with better attention regulation and those with larger increases in heart rate after sex… i mean, after mining, tend to have fewer premature ejaculation symptoms… i mean, respawning too quickly! so come join us and last longer in the game… i mean, in bed… i mean, in minecraft!

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LesbianBFFSavesMe Minecraft Server
BFF, Communication, Connection, Emotional healing, empowerment, friendship, Lesbian, LesbianBFFSavesMe, LGBTQ, manifestation, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, personal growth, reisen inaba, save me, Self Discovery, Server, Support, talk about feelings, Trust, udonge, Understanding, Vulnerability
Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you dream of finding your lesbian BFF who will not only save you from creepers but also force you to talk about your feelings? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with your ultimate BFF and conquer the pixelated world together!
Imagine exploring the mines with your new bestie, discussing the latest drama in the virtual village, and building the most fabulous rainbow castle anyone has ever seen. With our Resein Inaba Udonge Edition, the possibilities are endless and the adventures are guaranteed to be wild!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the lesbian BFF bonding begin! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden emotions along the way.

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