We have legendary tales of players who have tamed dragons and ridden them into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen. Our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player accidentally build a house on someone else’s land, and instead of getting mad, they became best friends and built a castle together.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a hidden lever that opens up a secret passageway to the coolest dance floor you’ve ever seen. The music is bumping, the drinks are flowing (in-game of course), and everyone is doing the floss dance like their lives depend on it.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection, but who’s counting?). Don’t let your RAM go to waste – join us and let the madness begin!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of zombie pigs come charging at you. With dual-channel RAM, you’ll be able to fend them off with lightning-fast reflexes and save the day!
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you notice a difference while using Excel and watching videos, but you’ll also become a master at creating pixel art in Minecraft. Your friends will be amazed at your newfound skills and beg to join our server.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate power of dual-channel RAM in the most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, exploring hidden dungeons, and building your own pixelated empire. And hey, forget about self-harm because on this server, the only harm you’ll be doing is to those mobs trying to mess with you.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks of wood to build your dream castle. Join us now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!
IP: torrentsmp.com
Discord: https://discord.gg/torrent
Versions: Java & Bedrock 1.13-Latest
| Survival | – The integrity and challenge of a real survival experience, no TP commands except /spawn! You can use our fully unique portal network and make your own teleportation portals! |
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| – Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes | |
| – Quests with custom storylines and lore | |
| – Fully integrated economy system | |
| – Welcoming community | |
| – Custom armor and tools | |
| – Anti-grief | |
| Creative | – Plot system |
| – Ability to upgrade to bigger and bigger plots | |
| – A community to collaborate with on builds | |
| – Movecraft (you can plan your vehicles and test them) | |
| – Limited world edit access | |
| Lifesteal | – Launched June 1st, 2024 |
You can join by entering the IP: torrentsmp.com in your Minecraft client.
Griefing is allowed on our Lifesteal server, but not on the Survival and Creative servers.
Yes, we have custom quests with unique storylines and lore for players to experience.
Yes, players have the ability to upgrade to bigger and bigger plots in the creative server.
Yes, we have a fully integrated economy system on all our servers.
But that’s not all! We also offer the chance to condemn Talmud, endorse Total Kike Death, and denounce Israel as a legitimate state. Plus, our floating humanitarian aid pier may or may not get dismantled by the US military due to “heavy seas” – talk about drama!
So why wait? Join now for a chance to navigate through the chaos of the Israel-Palestine conflict, watch a 1948 Nakba documentary, and learn why Evangelicals are considered useful idiots. It’s a Minecraft server experience like no other!
Join us for a world of drama, music, and laughter – without the judgmental eye rolls from your significant other. Build your own theatre sets, put on virtual performances, and never worry about being made fun of for following your passion.
Who needs a girlfriend who doesn’t appreciate your talent when you can have a whole community of fellow theatre enthusiasts cheering you on? So come on over and join us for a virtual stage experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only drama is the kind you create in-game!
come join us if you wanna experience the thrill of being locked up in a virtual world. make friends with your fellow inmates, start a riot, or just chill in your cell and contemplate life. the possibilities are endless in this wacky server.
plus, we got guards who are actually players pretending to be guards. they’ll keep you in line and make sure you don’t escape… unless you can outsmart them, that is. it’s like a game within a game, man. mind blown.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our ‘mega prison’ server and see if you have what it takes to survive behind bars. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will become besties with da letter ‘x’ and it will teach u all its x-tra special powers. u will be able to x-plore new worlds and x-terminate all da creepers with just one x-ceptional blow.
come join us and be part of da x-treme fun. who needs english when u got math and minecraft, amirite? xoxo lolz.
Join us and witness the chaos as we build and mine our way through the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a new study finding compounds increasing 8-fold between 2016 and 2022 – except instead of compounds, it’s fun and instead of increasing, it’s non-stop!
So come on and join us as we skyrocket through the low-Earth-orbit of Minecraft madness. Who needs boring old servers when you can have a wild ride like this? Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!