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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 4780 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!