| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 4836 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 199 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 3670 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 87 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7069 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 246403 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.
And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 8919 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5646 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 1849 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Crops Grown: | 1354 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 78 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 5534 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 1554 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 209 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, folks, on our server, anything is possible, even partying with Minecraft legends!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players compete to find the most diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. The winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may be made of plastic, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, your kunt will thank you!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 3872 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 4051 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!
So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!
