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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 6616 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 201685 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
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