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SheepishCraft: Where the Welsh are the real MVPs of Minecraft!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old English players? Well, come join our server where we have a theory that the Welsh are just Wal-Mart brand English! Join us as we explore this wild and wacky theory while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located in a secret underground lair beneath a Welsh castle. So come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

Crafty Cash Grab: Where Minecraft is more expensive than your college tuition

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	58	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is cheap and easy to get? Well, look no further because our server is still very expensive! Why would you want things to be affordable when you can struggle and grind for hours just to get a single diamond? It’s the ultimate test of patience and determination!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and embark on a quest to find this elusive chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk. Imagine the conversations you could have with a ghostly creeper while mining for resources!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of high prices, diamond-laying chickens, and chatty creepers. It’s an adventure like no other!

Pixelated Potholes: Where Creepers Drive By in Shitty Trucks

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Votes:	2338	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of dealing with pesky mobs in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that turns them into friendly Mexican villagers who will help you build and mine all day long! Join now and experience the ultimate multicultural Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is so secure, you won’t have to worry about any drive-by truck incidents interrupting your gameplay. So come on in and let the fun begin!

Blocky Fantasy Funhouse: Minecraft Server for GBF Lovers! #10526

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for our 10th Birthday Bonus Bash where you can get 200 Login Crystals, go on a Campaign-Exclusive Quest, enjoy 2x XP/RP, and even get Zero Hostmat Cost! And that’s not all, we have an Extra Drop Campaign (Wind) where you can collect all the wind you want!

And if you think that’s all, think again! We have the Rise of the Beasts Character, Weapon FLB & Wonder event happening on 04/21. And don’t forget about the Side Story: No Rain, No Rainbow in April – it’s going to be a wild ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience all the craziness and fun we have to offer. Don’t miss out on all the epic adventures and events we have planned for you. See you in the game!

Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Daddy Issues Craft: Where Minecraft meets Maury Povich! Find out who’s the real daddy in this hilarious server!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4285
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than Sarah’s unknown daddy? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Akamatsu can’t keep up with the drama. Join us and uncover the secrets of Julia’s past as a single mom on the run with Seta and Haruka. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the truth behind Sarah’s lineage while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Pic N’ Pick Server: Where Numbers Match Hilarious Pics! LOL

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just pick a number and we’ll show you a corresponding pic from our folder. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed. So come on in and join the madness!

Crafty Druglords: Where Creeper Dealers Rule the Blocks

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the drug dealers look like regular villagers? Well, look no further because on our server, drug dealers are decked out in diamond armor and ride around on enchanted pigs! Join now for a chance to buy some “potions” that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any side effects such as turning into a chicken). So come on down to our wacky world where the drug dealers are the real MVPs!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Ender Dragon forgets the lyrics

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Animals Bred:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Enderman? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that Herobrine even tried to join once, but our mods kicked him out faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden apples instead of spit. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Minecraft parodies of your favorite pop songs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Creepers and Craziness: ‘Nuclear Minecraft Madness’

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Animals Bred:	137
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you ready to enter a post-apocalyptic world filled with chaos and destruction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the ultimate fallout experience! Join now and witness the madness as you navigate through radioactive wastelands, battle mutated creatures, and scavenge for resources to survive.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane events like nuclear explosions, zombie invasions, and even a giant mutant chicken boss that drops epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon hidden underground bunkers filled with rare treasures and secret passages.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness of the fallout world. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the horrors you’ll face in this post-apocalyptic adventure!