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Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

#youtube, battlefield, challenge, commentary, DRAG, Entertainment, Fail, funny, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Ridiculous, ridiculous video, smp, social media, UNBELIEVABLE, Video, viral

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Crops Grown:	8091
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magic Items Found:	3994	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

AngryCraft SMP

aggravation, AngryCraft, annoyance, Enraging, exasperation, Frustration, fuming, incensed, infuriating, irksome, irritable, Irritation, livid, mad, maddening, Peeved, provoking, RAGE, smp, Upset, vexation, wrathful

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

CraftyCompliments

acknowledgment, affirmation, appreciation, comfort, compassion, CraftyCompliments, Empathy, encouragement, kind words, love, Positive reinforcement, praise, Reassurance, recognition, Said., Someone, Support, Understanding, Uplifting, validation, wish

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	6671
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

BBC, BIAS, Censorship, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Director, documentary, film, freedom of speech, Hamas, HamasCraft, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Nova massacre, Political, Propaganda, Reporting, Server, terrorists

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, u’ll be blown away lik a creeper explosion? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server iz so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten.

u wanna kno why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there waz a player who joined dis server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. but dat ain’t all, cuz when he tried to mine for more diamonds, he stumbled upon a secret underground city full of villagers who could talk and trade with him. it waz like a whole new world, man.

and dat ain’t even da craziest part. rumor haz it dat if u find da legendary golden apple hidden deep within da server, u will gain da power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. it’s like being a real-life ender dragon, except u won’t get slain by sum noob with a diamond sword.

so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for urself. who knoz, maybe u’ll be da next player to uncover da server’s deepest secrets and become a legend in da minecraft world. oh, and did i mention dat we have free cake at spawn? yeah, dat’s right. free cake. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together.

KremlinCraft: No Peace Zone

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic solutions, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international conflict, international relations, Kremlin, Kremlin statement, KremlinCraft, Négotiation, Peace, peace negotiations, peace talks, Politics, russia, Russia’s stance, world news, Zone

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	129	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	7812
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).

we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.

plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?

Ad Blocker’s Paradise

ad effectiveness, ad fatigue, ad targeting, advertising, Blockers, brand awareness, brand loyalty., companies, consumer behavior, consumer engagement, consumer preferences, consumer psychology, consumer trust., Customer retention, Digital Marketing, market research, marketing tactics, online advertising, Paradise, product promotion, purchasing decisions, unskippable ads

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mines Excavated:	3625	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A MINECRAFT ROLLER COASTER! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT OR RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS JUST FOR FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND CREEPERS WEARING TOP HATS! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, YOU’LL WONDER WHY YOU DIDN’T JOIN SOONER! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Origins of Plants & Paws

45 million years, challenging theories, distinct landmasses, Evolution, geographic origins, insects, interconnected, interconnected origins, landmasses, long-held theories, Mammals, new study, Origins, Paws, Plants, separate evolution, study

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	9

so liek, this server is liek the wildest ride in minecraft history, u wont believe the craziness that goes down here. we got plants, insects, and mammals all chillin together like one big happy family. who knew they were all bffs for over 45 million years, defying all the science stuff we thought we knew.

join this server if u wanna see a tree and a bug have a dance party, or a lion and a butterfly play tag. it’s like a nature documentary on steroids, but in minecraft form. u won’t find this kind of wackiness anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

Noob Zone Minecraft Server

Anime, Faggot character, fictional character, first-person pronoun, Gender Identity, Japanese culture, LGBTQ, LGBTQ anime character, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ manga character, LGBTQ protagonist, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in media, LGBTQ storyline, LGBTQ themes, Manga, Minecraft, non-binary, noob, ore, queer representation, Server, Zone

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Emeralds Found:	395	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Mines Excavated:	4243
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Buildings Constructed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing a pumpkin on his head and challenging players to epic build-offs. Rumor has it he once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether realm, where players can show off their best moves while dodging fireballs and ghasts. It’s like a rave, but with more lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the llamas – they have a tendency to spit on unsuspecting players.

D e a t h N o t e M i n e c r a f t S M P

Anime, cat-and-mouse game, crime, death note, detective, Justice, Kira, l.., light yagami, Manga, Mello, Misa Amane, morality, near.., ryuk, shinigami, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Yotsuba Arc

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Villages Defended:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more backstabbing than a game of Among Us.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of forming alliances, betraying your friends, and building epic structures while dodging lava traps and zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you richer than a stack of emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world where chaos reigns supreme and every day is a new adventure. Just be prepared to lose some friends along the way…literally.

Mom’s BF Banned Christmas MC Server

baby-proofing, banned, Boundaries, christmas, Communication, compromise, family acceptance, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family time, father’s side, holiday traditions, Hosting, mom’s boyfriend, moms, mother-daughter relationship, new baby, polyamorous relationship, quality time, Server, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of family drama! Join us and escape the holiday chaos by building your own baby-proofed house and hosting the wildest Christmas gathering ever!

We don’t judge anyone’s relationship status, whether it’s casual, exclusive, or polyamorous – we just want everyone to have a good time! Bring your mom, her boyfriend, your dad, and the whole extended family for a festive celebration that will go down in Minecraft history.

Don’t worry about awkward encounters or feeling left out – on our server, everyone gets a chance to bond over building, exploring, and surviving together. And if things get too intense, just remember that it’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us for a holiday extravaganza like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual mistletoe to hang over your Minecraft doorways!