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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 2537 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 246 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.
