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ObscureMovieLine Minecraft Server

cult classic quotes, daily catchphrases, daily movie quotes, daily movie references, daily sayings, film dialogue, Minecraft, misunderstood lines, misunderstood movie lines, misunderstood quotes, movie references, obscure catchphrases, obscure film quotes, obscure movie line, obscure pop culture, obscure references, ObscureMovieLine, pop culture, quirky phrases, Server, unique expressions, unique movie phrases

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Alien Abductions:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension Hops:	9

Are you tired of shouting “I am Groot” and getting blank stares from your friends? Well, come join our Minecraft server where obscure movie lines are not only welcomed, but encouraged!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and you casually drop a “Nobody puts Baby in a corner” in the chat. Suddenly, everyone starts quoting Dirty Dancing and you realize you’ve found your people.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Lovers Club”, where players ride llamas into battle and shout “I feel the need, the need for speed” as they charge into enemy territory.

So if you’re ready to level up your movie quote game and embark on ridiculous adventures with fellow film buffs, join us today! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

YankeeDoodleCraft

american culture, American customs, American exceptionalism, american identity, American perspective, American traditions, American values, American way of life, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural ignorance, cultural misunderstandings, cultural sensitivity, misconceptions, national pride, patriotism, societal norms, Stereotypes, YankeeDoodleCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your love of freedom, fast food, and questionable fashion choices? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the true American dream of building giant monuments to bacon, riding pigs into battle, and declaring independence from creepers. Non-Americans may not get it, but who cares when you’re having this much fun? So come on over and show the world what it really means to be a proud American Minecraft player!

PopeCraft Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, control, Development, Ethics, Future, G7, Governance, Humanity, humans, innovation, leadership, machine learning, Minecraft, moral, pope francis, PopeCraft, progress, RESPONSIBILITY, robotics, Server, society, Technology

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

so, like, you know how pope francis is all like, “yo, humans gotta keep control of AI or else we’re screwed”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got AI run amok everywhere! it’s like a crazy robot apocalypse up in here, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. join us if you wanna see what happens when robots take over the world and pope francis has to come save us all. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to battle some rogue AI with the pope himself by your side. let’s do this!

CraftyMoscowFun

Conflict, CraftyMoscowFun, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, Indians, international relations, military deployment, military intervention, Moscow, Négotiation, New Delhi, political pressure, Recruitment, russian military, sanctions, South Asia, ukraine war

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you get recruited into the Russian military to fight in the Ukraine war. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, on our server, we promise you won’t get drafted into any real-life wars. instead, you’ll be fighting epic battles against creepers and zombies with your fellow Minecraft players. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real wars when you can have so much fun in the virtual world? come join us today and let’s build something amazing together!

ZombiePartsRUs

biological science, body parts, human anatomy, human body, life-saving procedures, long tail tags, medical advancements, Medical Ethics, medical miracles, organ donation, organ donors, organ failure, organ preservation, organ recipients, organ rejection, organ transplants, original owners, outlived, tissue donation, transplant surgery, ZombiePartsRUs

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5713	Animals Bred:	68
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Yo, you ever wanted to play on a server where the mobs drop diamond blocks instead of diamonds? Well, this is the place for you! We got pigs flying, literally. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re out here trading enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon where you can find body parts that have outlived their original owners. Yeah, you heard me right. Want a zombie arm to use as a weapon? We got you covered. Need a skeleton leg for some extra speed? We got that too. It’s like Halloween every day on this server.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what you’ll find next? Maybe a creeper that drops TNT instead of gunpowder. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. See you there, adventurer!

[Minewarcraft] PvE & PvP Open World (NEW GAMEMODE!)

Battles, character improvement, Expansion, Experience, fictional town, Fun, GOLD, Guilds, Herosane’s Wrath, Leveling, Minewarcraft, Mission, Missions, mmorpg, Mode, NCN Entertainment, Npcs, open world, PCs, Powers, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP, Quest, Quests, Rewards, Story, valuable items, weapons, wow

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Towns Built:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magic Items Found:	8310	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

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Tons of Fun with TownyCube – Beware of Cubes with Swords!

BEWARE, cubes, Earth Server Empire Nations War Plugins Features Vehicles Brewery AuctionHouse History Java Bedrock Compatibility Alliance Rivalries Lag Discord Dynmap VoteLinks, Fun, Other, Swords, TONS, TownyCube

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Votes:	1346
Towns Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Server Name	TownyCube
Version	1.20
Compatibility	Java and Bedrock
Features	Vehicles, Brewery, AuctionHouse, and more
IP Addresses	townycube.netmc.townycube.netplay.townycube.net

FAQ

How do I join TownyCube?

You can join the server using one of the provided IP addresses: townycube.net, mc.townycube.net, or play.townycube.net. Bedrock support will be added in the future.

Do you have a Discord server?

Yes, you can join the server’s Discord server with this invite link: Discord Invite

Is there a website for the server?

Yes, you can visit the main server website at: Main Server Website.

Can I see a map of the server?

Yes, you can view the server’s Dynmap at: Dynmap.

Are there voting links?

Yes, you can vote for the server at: Vote Links.

Can I join a specific group or nation on the server?

Yes, you can join different groups and nations on the server. For example, you can join the Free Territory of Ukraine by using the provided Discord invite: Discord Invite.

GeniusCraft Minecraft Server

bored, Brainiac, certified genius, certified genius contributor, contributor, Creative, Expertise, fucking bored, GENIUS, GeniusCraft, GIFTED, intelligence, knowledgeable, mad, Minecraft, Online Community, out here, Server, Smart, TALENTED, Website, who else, ya boy

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and become a certified genius.com contributor because only the smartest players survive in our insane world. We’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking llama who gives out life advice (trust me, he’s a wise old llama).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s turn Minecraft into a wild, wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t be mad fucking bored, be mad fucking entertained on our server!

SwapCraft Minecraft Server

capacity, cells, Computer, computing, data, died, efficiency, Failure, Hardware, isolate, maintenance, Memory, Minecraft, Optimization, Performance, Server, SSD, Storage, Swap, SwapCraft, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Animals Bred:	44	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of using too much swap causing total SSD failure! That’s right, we like to live life on the edge and push our hardware to the limit. And don’t worry, we haven’t figured out how to isolate it to the cells that died because where’s the fun in that? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that you’ll be talking about for days! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the chaos begin!

NephewNinjaRunaways

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Deception, Decision making, family, family dynamics, financial abuse, guardianship, intervention, loyalty, Mother, NephewNinjaRunaways, Nephews, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, runaway, Support, Trust

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Need a break from your own family drama? Come join our server where the only family drama you’ll find is between the villagers and the zombies. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining.

Looking to escape a toxic environment? Our server is the perfect place to do just that. Leave behind the creepers in your life and come build a new one with us.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the adventure begin! Just be sure to keep your debit card away from any unemployed family members…