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CraftySMP – “Can someone explain their business strategy to me? They spend diamonds like it’s going out of style!”

Business, business analysis, business decision-making, business development, business failure, Business growth, business performance, business strategy, Business Success, company acquisition, company investment, corporate investment, corporate strategy, CraftySMP, diamonds, EXPLAIN, financial decision, financial strategy, industry analysis, investment strategy, Market expansion, spend, strategic planning, strategy, studio acquisition, studio purchase, Style

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where our business strategy is as chaotic as our creeper explosions! We spent a ridiculous amount of diamonds to buy up all the neighboring studios, thinking it would give us the ultimate power in the land. But instead, it just led to more drama, more pranks, and more hilarious mishaps. Join us if you want to be a part of the most dysfunctional, yet entertaining, SMP out there. Who needs a solid business plan when you have a group of players who can’t even agree on what color to make their sheep farm? Come join the madness and see where our questionable decisions take us next!

CraftyCraftMC

Blizzard, company acquisition, controversy, CraftyCraftMC, criticism, dead games, Diablo 4, esports, fan backlash, Gaming, gaming industry, Hearthstone, Heroes of the Storm, microsoft, online gaming, overwatch, PC Gaming, starcraft, video games, woke life support, wow

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of playing dead games like Hearthstone, Overwatch, Starcraft, Heroes of the Storm, and Diablo 4? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like a phoenix rising from the ashes of those dead games!

Join us and witness the epic saga of how Microsoft bought this piece of shit company and turned it into a Minecraft paradise. Our server is so woke, even World of Warcraft is on life support compared to us.

Dig your way to victory and leave those other games in the dust. We may not have a name yet, but who needs one when you have the most outrageous and insane Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and let’s show the world how real gamers play!

MomTrustIssuesCraft

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, clothing donations, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional boundaries, emotional distress, emotional reactions, family conflict, gift giving, household items, material possessions, MomTrustIssuesCraft, mother-daughter relationships, parent-child dynamics, personal belongings, personal space, privacy invasion, trust issues, wrestling fandom

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t secretly donate your items without your consent? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to never sneak into your virtual inventory and give away your precious diamonds or enchanted gear.

Just like this player’s mom, we understand the importance of respecting your belongings and not randomly getting rid of them. Imagine logging in to find all your hard-earned loot gone because someone decided they didn’t like it anymore – not on our server!

We guarantee that your virtual wardrobe will stay intact, and you can trust us to never pull a sneaky move like this player’s mom. So come join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience, where your items are always safe and sound. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CovCraft: The Quarantine Chronicles

Chronicles, community spread, CovCraft, Covid-19, economic impact, effects, GLOBAL RESPONSE, health crisis, healthcare system, ISOLATION, long-term effects, mask mandates, mental health, Misinformation, pandemic, Quarantine, remote work, social distancing, supply chain disruptions, travel restrictions, vaccine distribution, virtual learning

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	194079	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of being stuck at home with nothing to do because of COVID-19? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the pandemic madness by building your own virtual world where social distancing doesn’t exist and masks are only worn by creepers.

Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the fun and had to stay away. Rumor has it that the virus tried to log on, but got banned for griefing other players’ builds. Now it’s just lurking in the shadows, jealous of all the laughter and joy happening on our server.

So come on over and join the party! Build giant toilet paper statues, have socially distanced dance parties, and fight off zombie viruses with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs the real world when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

LostLoveCraft Minecraft Server

abandoned love, broken heart, farewell forever, goodbye forever, HEARTBREAK, letting go, lost in the past, lost in time, lost love, LostLoveCraft, Love Lost, love lost forever, love never found, love never returned, memories haunt, Minecraft, moving on, never coming back, never returning, Server, she will never come back, unrequited love

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8059	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of your ex stealing all your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, she will never come back! That’s right, we have a special anti-ex feature that bans all exes from ever logging in again. So you can mine in peace without worrying about your ex ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building massive castles out of wool. Join forces with them and conquer the land with your llama army!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers. Watch them bust a move to the latest hits while you gather resources in this funky new world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Remember, on our server, she will never come back!

NintenCraft Server 18046

18046, console, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming culture, gaming industry, handheld, Japan, Mario, multiplayer, NintenCraft, Nintendo, pokemon, Retro, Server, Switch, Technology, video games, virtual reality, Zelda

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because 18046 Nintendo is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on to play with us. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll receive a special power-up that lets you turn into a block of cheese whenever you want. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to bust a move.

But that’s not all – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where unicorns roam free and players can ride on the backs of dragons. Plus, we have a special mini-game where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join 18046 Nintendo today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave!

LifeCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, changing mindset, Contentment, counting blessings, finding joy, Gratitude, Happiness, inner peace, LifeCraft, living in the moment, mindfulness, Minecraft, optimism, overcoming challenges, personal growth, perspective, positive thinking, realization, resilience, seeing the good, self reflection, Server, silver lining

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7422
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Votes:	6631	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Have you ever been mining away in Minecraft, just minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face? Yeah, that’s the moment you realize life isn’t so bad after all. But hey, why settle for boring old creepers when you can join our server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens armed with diamond swords?

Our server is like no other, with custom-built dungeons filled with treasure, secret underground cities populated by friendly zombies, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Cow, whose milk is said to grant immortality (or at least a really strong stomach).

So why wait? Join our server and discover a whole new world of chaos, adventure, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have exploding llamas and gravity-defying pigs to keep you entertained? Life may be tough, but on our server, at least you can respawn and try again.

NoPornNoCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Meteorites Collected:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crops Grown:	4263	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragons Tamed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all alone? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a thriving community of players who all share one thing in common – a love for Minecraft and a healthy obsession with watching porn!

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and endless laughs as we build, explore, and maybe even sneak in a little NSFW content on the side. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate among our players who also enjoy a good ol’ blocky adventure and some adult entertainment on the side.

So why wait? Come join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun and maybe a few surprises along the way. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless it ends up on our Discord server, of course).

RainyHeatWave Minecraft Server

China, climate, climate change, disaster response, drought, emergency preparedness, environmental issues, extreme weather, Flooding, global warming, heat wave, meteorology, Minecraft, monsoon season, natural disasters, north China, precipitation, Rain, RainyHeatWave, Server, south China, weather, weather patterns

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got rain for days in the south and a heat wave in the north! It’s like living in China but without the pollution and with way more creepers.

Build your own Great Wall of China to keep out the mobs, or create a panda sanctuary to protect those adorable little guys from the heat.

Join us for some crazy adventures and see if you can survive the unpredictable weather patterns. Who needs real life when you can have all this chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get building, fam!

ModiCraft: Spygate Down Under

accusations, Allies, Australia, controversy, extremism, far-right ideology, foreign policy, global politics, government interference, human rights violations, Indian government, international relations, ModiCraft, Narendra Modi, Politics, Propaganda, Sikh community, Sikh critics, silencing, spygate, Spying, Surveillance

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
New Chunks Explored:	288139	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

LOL come join this epic Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Narendra Modi’s ego! We got spies, we got Sikhs, we got far-right ideologies flying around like chickens on a trampoline! It’s a wild ride, mate! So hop on and let’s see who can outbuild the Indian government’s surveillance skills! Don’t worry, we’ll keep it all in good fun… maybe.

HeartburnCraft: Where you can watch your builds go up in flame! Java 1.20.2, no resets, griefing, economy, avg. 15 online

1.20.2, Auctions, Avg, Block logging, Builds, dedicated server, Difficulty Hard, Economy, Flame, Griefing, Hate Speech, HeartburnCraft, Inventory rollback, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, watch

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Love Letters Sent:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Falling into the Void:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Details
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Server Features	No server resets No pay-to-win perks Resource worlds Live map available Zero tolerance for hate speech Pet system Land claiming mcMMO Active economy system Marriage plugin Leaderboards
Technical Information	Server machine: Ryzen 5 5800X Server location: Virginia Runs on Purpur Block logging with CoreProtect /pl command available Difficulty: Hard Main world size: 90,000×90,000
Links	Website Discord Rules IP: play.hearthcraft.net Statistics

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on HearthCraft.
Are there pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win perks available on the server.
Is there a world reset on the server?	No, the server will never reset its world.
How can I claim land on the server?	You can use the land claiming feature available on HearthCraft.
What is the server difficulty?	The server difficulty is set to Hard.
Can I teleport randomly on the server?	Yes, you can use the /wild command for random teleportation.

DadCraft Minecraft Server

black man, bros, Dad Joke, DadCraft, EATING GOOD, Father’s Day, Minecraft, politically relevant, praise, Server, sky snake, SOL BASED, unrelated

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by the ultimate dad joke master. Get ready to LOL your way through epic battles and hilarious quests.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the completely unrelated SOL.BASED BLACK MAN, who always keeps things politically relevant. Who knew Minecraft could be so woke?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary sky snake feasts. That’s right, we eat good on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way to victory. Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!