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CraftySMP – “Can someone explain their business strategy to me? They spend diamonds like it’s going out of style!”

Business, business analysis, business decision-making, business development, business failure, Business growth, business performance, business strategy, Business Success, company acquisition, company investment, corporate investment, corporate strategy, CraftySMP, diamonds, EXPLAIN, financial decision, financial strategy, industry analysis, investment strategy, Market expansion, spend, strategic planning, strategy, studio acquisition, studio purchase, Style

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	New Chunks Explored:	555061
Dragon Eggs Found:	773	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where our business strategy is as chaotic as our creeper explosions! We spent a ridiculous amount of diamonds to buy up all the neighboring studios, thinking it would give us the ultimate power in the land. But instead, it just led to more drama, more pranks, and more hilarious mishaps. Join us if you want to be a part of the most dysfunctional, yet entertaining, SMP out there. Who needs a solid business plan when you have a group of players who can’t even agree on what color to make their sheep farm? Come join the madness and see where our questionable decisions take us next!

CraftyCraftMC

Blizzard, company acquisition, controversy, CraftyCraftMC, criticism, dead games, Diablo 4, esports, fan backlash, Gaming, gaming industry, Hearthstone, Heroes of the Storm, microsoft, online gaming, overwatch, PC Gaming, starcraft, video games, woke life support, wow

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Farms Harvested:	365
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of playing dead games like Hearthstone, Overwatch, Starcraft, Heroes of the Storm, and Diablo 4? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like a phoenix rising from the ashes of those dead games!

Join us and witness the epic saga of how Microsoft bought this piece of shit company and turned it into a Minecraft paradise. Our server is so woke, even World of Warcraft is on life support compared to us.

Dig your way to victory and leave those other games in the dust. We may not have a name yet, but who needs one when you have the most outrageous and insane Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and let’s show the world how real gamers play!

Crafty McCraftface: Are you ready to mine??

Adventure, anticipation, Crafty, eager, Energetic, Enthusiasm, EXCITEMENT, fired up, geared up, go, Hyped, Keen, McCraftface, motivated, PREPARED, primed, PSYCHED, pumped up, Ready, revved up, set, Thrilled

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Void Gems Collected:	30	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through our epic quests. Want to build a house made entirely of cake? Done. Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies? We got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to tame it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty McSticky Mods – Where the Mods are Always Sticky!

3 million viewer woman, ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS, adorable, AEW wrestlers, amazing, Athletic, Based, Beautiful, brave, Breathtaking, brilliant.., Caring, cat enthusiast, charismatic, charming, cheerful, Cheesy, clean, Clever, Cool, Courteous, Crafty, cute, Disciplined, draw, emoji, Friendly, funny, GENIUS, Goat, GODLY, great butt, hard-working, hates aOSU, hilarious, hot, Humble, innocent, IYO SKY, KIND, locker-room leader, loving, main attraction, McSticky, Mods, perfect, Phenomenal, Powerful, Pure, reverent, Sassy, saucy, Sensitive, Sexy, Shiny, Slick, Smart, SMOL, Smooth, Soft, sticky, STRONG, stupendous, STURDY, superior, supreme talent, SWEET, Taylor Swift, Terrific, thighGODDESS, thrifty, TOUGH, Traditional, Tremendous News, Uplifting, worthy obsession, WWE Women’s Champion

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6820	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Well, let me tell you about the legendary Iyo Sky(33)! This server is not just cute, it’s perfect, pure, and friendly. It’s like Taylor Swift, but better in every possible way. Iyo Sky(33) is so supreme, it’s like an emoji come to life. And let me tell you, the players on this server are not just talented, they’re thighGODDESSES!

But that’s not all, this server is filled with adorable cat enthusiasts who are disciplined athletes and geniuses at the same time. And did I mention they have great butts? Oh yes, this server is a mix of hilarious, courageous, and shiny players who are absolutely fearless! They will risk it all for the Iyomaniacs and are soon to be WWE Women’s Champions.

So come join this server and be a part of the most amazing, stupendous, and terrific community out there. Trust me, it’s based, brilliant, and absolutely saucy! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly incredible. Join now and become a part of the Iyo Sky(33) legend!

Mythos MC

Cross-Play, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Animals Bred:	28
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Welcome to MythosMC! This is a towny server with a wonderfull community and fun plugins! We hope to see you in our server soon!

178.33.46.185:25600

Enter the Dungeon

Anarchy, Bosses, custom ores, dnd, Dungeons, Enter the Dungeon, Factions, Minecraft, mmo, ONLINE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Void Gems Collected:	29
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Emeralds Found:	485

Enter the dungeon in the best minecraft mmo server ever with custom ores and dungeons. The server is always online and There is always stuff to do! Bosses have been added.

172.93.101.176:25589

Crafty DALL-E 3: Creeper Edition

ai, algorithm, Artificial Intelligence, bing.com, computer vision, Crafty, Create, creativity, creeper, dall e, dalle, deep learning, digital art, Edition, future technology, Graphic design, Image Generation, image processing, innovation, machine learning, neural networks, research, Technology, visual art

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2050
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Farms Harvested:	929

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! We’ve got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, and our Nether is basically a hot tub party with the Ghasts as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Pickaxe of Infinite Mining, which lets you mine entire mountains in one swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might regret it a little bit).

CraftyBlockz: Where Minecraft meets March Madness in the ultimate game of blocks and balls!

Adrenaline Rush, athletic prowess, Balls, Basketball, blocks, competitive spirit, CraftyBlockz, Fast-paced, favorite sport, football, Game, goal-scoring, high intensity, hockey fan, ice hockey, ice sports, intense competition, lifelong passion, lots of goals, madness, March, meets, Minecraft, Physical, Sports Entertainment, sports fanatic, Sportsmanship, team sports, Ultimate

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	10

If you had to play only ONE Minecraft server for the rest of your life, it would be ours! Why, you ask? Well, picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is like a sports arena, but instead of hockey or football, you’ll be battling it out in epic PvP battles with other players. It’s fast-paced, it’s physical, and there are definitely lots of goals (and maybe a few explosions). So why settle for boring old sports when you can join our crazy Minecraft server and reign supreme as the ultimate blocky champion?

MineLachs

administrators, CaveBlock, Challenges, Citybuild, Community, Competition, creativity, Development, Events, floating world, Freebuild, MCMMO, minecraft server, Minelachs, Moderators, OneBlock, residential districts, Resources, Skyblock, Skyscrapers, Survival, Updates

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Towns Built:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to Minelachs.net! Dive into our Minecraft world and discover a variety of exciting game modes, including our main focus on Citybuild and Freebuild! Citybuild: Build your own city and transform it into a thriving center of creativity and community. From impressive skyscrapers to picturesque residential districts – there are no limits to your imagination! Work together with other players, trade resources and create a city that everyone will admire. Freebuild: If you want to unleash your creativity without restrictions, our Freebuild mode is perfect for you! Build and design to your heart’s content without worrying about limitations or resource acquisition. Here you can create your own masterpiece, be it a majestic castle, a huge labyrinth or an elaborate park. Skyblock: Enter a floating world full of challenges and opportunities! Start on a small island and expand it into a thriving empire with limited resources. Challenge yourself, discover new techniques and expand your island to become one of the greatest in the Skyblock world. Oneblock:A unique adventure awaits you in Oneblock mode! Start on a single block and overcome a series of challenges as your world continually evolves. Unlock new areas, discover rare treasures, and watch your humble block become a thriving paradise. Caveblock:Dive deep into the underworld and explore the mysterious caves of Caveblock mode! Overcome dangerous challenges, collect valuable resources and create your own underground colony. Prove your skills in dealing with the darkness and become the ruler of the caves. Why minelachs.net? A vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts ready to build and play together. Regular events and competitions to show off your skills and win great prizes. A dedicated team of moderators and administrators to ensure your gaming experience is smooth and entertaining. Constant development and updates to ensure our server is always up to date and offers new features. Join our server today and become part of a fantastic Minecraft community on minelachs.net!

Minelachs.net

ChaoticLines

1.19, 1.20.4, Adventure, Anarchy, building, Chaos, ChaoticLines, Community, creativity, Experience, Exploration, Fittest, freedom, Gaming, Hacks, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, rules, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you ready to experience true chaos and freedom in Minecraft? Join us on ChaoticLines where anything goes and the only rule is survival of the fittest!

chaoticlines.net

1.19 – 1.20.4+

chaoticlines.net

Da Cabre SMP: Where we roam free like wild goats, but without the TPA. Sorry, no hermits, just crafty folks!

achievement system, Anti-Griefing, Cabre, cracked players, Crafty, Diamond Economy, Discord link, discord server, Folks, free, Goats, hermits, java edition, Mature Community, Plugins, Request, roam, rules, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, suggestion, Tpa, voice chat, Wild

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Dragons Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Towns Built:	9

Da Cabre Minecraft Server Overview

Features
A diamond-based economy system for our shopping district near spawn!
A semi-vanilla experience! including datapacks such as; anti-enderman and creeper griefing, powder to block cauldrons, and small tweaks to the biomes.
A kind and mature community enforced by our 15+ rule.
Simple Voice Chat mod allowing you to talk with other players in-game, similar to HermitCraft.
An extensive rules page, going into detail about the rules to prevent mishaps and rule breakers.
Anti-Griefing plugins and performance plugins to ensure a smooth and uninterrupted experience.
Discord-Minecraft link allowing players to communicate through minecraft and discord.
A fresh,new server with many unexplored areas.
A diamond-based achievement system which unlocks items and events.

FAQ

Q: When will the server reset for 1.21?

A: The server will reset in July for 1.21. If you don’t like this, please avoid joining or join and wait for the reset. More information can be found in the Discord server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join, you will have to be in our Discord server and make a request. Add Jaylowa on Discord and they will send you the link to join.

Q: Can cracked players join the server?

A: This server is Java Edition only, and cracked players are NOT welcome.

Valkycraft VS Hypixel

Abilities, Adventure, Biomes, building, Challenges, Community, Crafting, Custom, Custom Mobs, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, multiplayer, Quests, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, texture pack, TRADES, Unique Features

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Hypixel	Valkycraft
Pros	Pros
Large player base	Custom survival experience
Several minigames available	Different biomes and custom mobs
Regular updates and events	Texture pack for improved gameplay
Cons	Cons
Can be overwhelming for new players	Smaller community compared to Hypixel
Can experience lag due to high player count	Less variety in game modes

Frequently Asked Questions

How many players can each server hold?

Hypixel has a large player base and can hold thousands of players at a time. Valkycraft, on the other hand, has a smaller community and can hold a moderate number of players.

What type of gameplay does each server offer?

Hypixel offers a variety of minigames such as Bed Wars, SkyWars, and more. Valkycraft is a custom survival server with different biomes, custom mobs, and unique gameplay mechanics like tradeos and skills.

Is there regular maintenance and updates on each server?

Both servers regularly provide updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for players.

Which server has better performance?

Hypixel can experience lag at times due to its high player count, while Valkycraft may offer a smoother gaming experience with its smaller community.