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BroCraft: Where You Can Complain All You Want and Still Have a Good Time

1. People always say, brocraft, Complain, Good, Time

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	776623
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the real world where everything is hanging by a thread and nothing is guaranteed? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your house and car will never disappear, no matter how long you’re gone for! Your job on the server will solely depend on how well you mine those diamonds and slay those creepers. And don’t worry about fake friends or girlfriends, because on our server, everyone’s love and friendship is as solid as a block of obsidian. Say goodbye to the uncertainties of the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where everything is as stable as a perfectly crafted redstone contraption. Join us now and escape the chaos of reality!

Creepin’Craft: Anonymous’ Thursday Adventure

abduction, Adventure, ANONYMOUS, BIZARRE, confusion, CreepinCraft, Driving, eerie, encounter, Extraterrestrial, glowing orange object, home, intense light, irregular movement, Memory Loss, Mysterious, Phenomenon, SKY, strange, THURSDAY, unexplained, unknown

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Votes:	6012
Farms Harvested:	614	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to experience a server that is out of this world? Literally! Join our server and you might just have a close encounter of the blocky kind.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a glowing orange object appears in the sky. Next thing you know, you’re transported to a whole new dimension filled with alien mobs and futuristic technology.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mysterious portals that lead to different realms where you can battle dragons, explore ancient ruins, and even ride on the back of a unicorn.

So if you’re ready for an adventure unlike any other, come join us and see what really happened to that player who saw the glowing orange object in the sky. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

– “Holy Creepers” – “Blocky Temple” – “Redstone Crusade” – “Creeper’s Holy Land” – “Piggy Pilgrimage” – “Diamonds of Zion” – “Holy Waterfalls” – “Jerusalem Crafted”

Ancient, blocky, Capital, Christianity, Conflict, crafted, CREEPERS, CRUSADE, diamonds, Diversity, Dome of the Rock, History, HOLY, Holy City, Islam, Israel, jerusalem, judaism, Land, MIDDLE EAST, Old City, Peace, Piggy, pilgrimage, Redstone, Religious, Sacred, Temple, Unity, Waterfalls, Western Wall, Zion

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the craziest, most epic server you’ll ever experience – JERUSALEM!

Join us on a wild adventure through the Holy Land, where you can battle creepers in the Wailing Wall, mine for diamonds in the Dead Sea, and build your own epic temple in the heart of the city!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden in the Garden of Gethsemane that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join JERUSALEM now for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Peeved Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, discrimination, Disrespect, empowerment, feminism, ffrrr, Frustration, Gender issues, Harassment, INEQUALITY, me on, Minecraft, Misogyny, mistreatment, PALS, Peeved, piss, PIXEL, Server, sexism, solidarity, unfairness, wimminz, Women

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of wimminz decided to take over our server and pee on all the players. Yes, you read that right. They peed on everyone and turned the whole server into a golden shower extravaganza. But fear not, because we have the best anti-wimminz pee protection in the business!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging wimminz pee while building the most epic creations you can imagine. Who knows, you might even become the pee dodging champion of the server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the golden showers begin!

Needless Blocks Be Gone

anime adaptation, anime fans, blocks, editing, fan community, fan cuts, fan edits, fan preference, filler episodes, manga accuracy, Manga adaptation, Naruto exams, Naruto Kai, Needless, Nostalgia, One Pace, original episodes, pacing, rewatch, streamlined viewing, tv shows, unnecessary scenes

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	3009
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Are you tired of sitting through endless filler episodes and stalling tactics in your favorite anime? Do you wish there was a way to watch the show without all the unnecessary fluff? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where every block is essential, every pixel has a purpose, and every creeper explosion is perfectly timed for maximum excitement. We’ve cut out all the filler content and streamlined the gameplay for a rewatch like no other.

Imagine mining for diamonds without having to dig through layers of useless dirt and gravel. Picture building your dream castle without the hassle of gathering materials for hours on end. On our server, everything is fast-paced and action-packed, just like your favorite manga.

So why waste time on other servers when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Come see why our players keep coming back for more – because when it comes to fun and excitement, we don’t mess around. Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where Sexy White Women Meet Black Guys

attraction, Black, black guys, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, guys, Interracial Relationships, love, Meet, Physical attraction, Preferences, Race, relationships, sexual preferences, Sexy, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, taboo, White, white women, Women

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of sexy white women who are all obsessed with black guys! Join our server and you’ll find yourself in the middle of a wild love triangle between a blocky Steve and a sultry Enderman. Who will win the hearts of these pixelated beauties? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind server. So come on and join the fun, because things are about to get steamy in the world of Minecraft!

38 Million Noobs in Europe – Minecraft Madness!

38 million strong nation, corrupt, corrupt nation, corrupt nation in Europe, Cultural significance, Europe, European nation, hate, hate this country, international companies, international companies in Europe, Laughingstock, madness, MILLION, Minecraft, Noobs, polluted, polluted nation, polluted nation in Europe, poorer than Botswana, poorer than Namibia, scientific achievements, unreal

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Animals Bred:	148	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Holy Grails Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a virtual nation that is even more absurd than the one described above! With a population of 38 million blocky citizens, we have zero scientific achievements because our scientists are too busy trying to figure out how to make pigs fly in the game. Our international companies consist of villagers selling dirt for emeralds, and our cultural significance is limited to our iconic dirt block monuments.

But don’t worry, we are the laughingstock of the Minecraft world, so you’ll fit right in! Our economy is so poor that even the zombies refuse to raid our villages because they know there’s nothing worth stealing. The air is polluted with the smell of burning creepers, and our government is so corrupt that even the Ender Dragon refuses to associate with us.

Join our server and escape to a world where chaos reigns, and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs a successful nation when you can build your own empire out of pixelated blocks and create your own outrageous stories to tell your friends? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more ridiculous!

Blocky VTuber Vibes: Where Pixels Meet Personality in Minecraft!

blocky, Compared, HoloVCRslop, how, Lads, Like.., Meet, Minecraft, more, now.., nu-HoloVCRslop, Personality, pixels, proper, proper VTubers, VIBES, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Votes:	2229
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by actual VTubers! That’s right, you can mine and craft alongside your favorite virtual personalities. And forget about those nu-HoloVCRslop servers, our server is the real deal!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Rumor has it, there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a group of dancing creepers who only speak in beatbox. Can you dig your way to the treasure without getting served by their sick moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Blocky Hearted Adventures

Adventures, Beloved, blocky, cherished, childhood memories, classic, emotional connection, Enduring, favorite game, Gaming, Hearted, Heartfelt, lasting impact., loyalty, Meaningful, memorable, Nostalgia, Passion, Personal, sentimental, Special, Timeless, Treasured

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Falling into the Void:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all your blocky adventures! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft building. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! They will guide you through the world with their expert knowledge and fluffy charm.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Plus, they poop out diamonds, so it’s a win-win situation!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs reality when you have llamas, disco parties, and diamond-pooping unicorns to keep you entertained?

Creepers R Us: ‘o noes CRT strikes again’ LOL

activism, Awareness, burdening youth, controversy, CREEPERS, critical race theory, crt, discrimination, education, equality, fighting woke, History, lol, Misinformation, noes, Oklahoma panhandle, Politics, Propaganda, resistance, slaves, social justice, strikes, texas, woke libs

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Animals Bred:	75	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7183
Runes Activated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of those pesky woke libs trying to ruin all the fun in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is a safe space for all the non-woke players out there! Join us and fight against the tyranny of knowledge about Oklahoma’s panhandle and Texas’ shady past. We promise to keep things fun and ridiculous, just like the good ol’ days before the woke brigade came along. So come on, join us and let’s show those libs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!