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CommercialsAreLame Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Potions Brewed:	54
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magic Items Found:	7038

Are you tired of being brainwashed by commercials like those silly zoomers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all commercials! That’s right, no more mind control through ads telling you what to buy or how to think.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you may just have the chance to challenge him to a chicken dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince(ss)!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only thing brainwashing you will be the sheer fun and chaos that awaits!

Total Vanilla

alliances, Anarchy, base, BUILD, Chaos, Conquer, creativity, Epic battles, Experience, Explore, freedom, Massive World, Minecraft, No hacking, pure vanilla, PvE, PvP, restrictions, Rivalries, Skills, Survival, Total Vanilla, unmoderated environment, untamed world., Vanilla, vast landscape

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

Total Vanilla is the ultimate Minecraft survival experience for players seeking freedom and creativity with minimal restrictions. Set in a massive 500k by 500k world, this server stays true to the core of Minecraft, offering a pure vanilla experience where the only rule is no hacking. Build, explore, and conquer in an unmoderated environment where alliances and rivalries are forged naturally. Whether you want to establish a thriving base, engage in epic battles, or simply wander the vast landscape, Total Vanilla lets you play your way. Dive into chaos, test your skills, and leave your mark on this untamed world!

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✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Weddings, work

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3421
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRF1.SKYBARS.ME

Mine Crafty Server

6 years ago, anniversary, British, came out, classic, Crafty, Hip Hop, iconic, influential, influential albums, memorable, music history, nostalgic, old music, Retro, Server, Throwback, Timeless, uk rap, Underground, vintage, YNR

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Emeralds Found:	462

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that haven’t been updated since dinosaurs roamed the earth? Well, look no further because our server is so cutting-edge, it came out 6 years ago! That’s right, we’re ahead of the game by 6 whole years!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers as the DJ. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs the latest updates when you can have this level of insanity?

Satan’s Minecraft SMP Helluva Boss

Afterlife, animated series, animation, Boss, character analysis, Character development, comedy, dark humor, Demon, fan theories, Hell, hellhound, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Imp, Minecraft, post, redemption arc, Satan, Satans, smp, tv show, web series, workplace comedy

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mines Excavated:	1206	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a community of players who are all about causing chaos and mayhem in the most hilarious ways possible.

One time, we had a player who decided to build a giant statue of a chicken out of TNT, only to accidentally set it off and blow up half the server! But hey, at least it was a clucking good time, right?

And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks that go down on a daily basis. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning all the sheep pink, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s all about fun, laughter, and absolute madness, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally) on a regular basis.

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

Alluring, attractive, blocky, Captivating, charming, desire, enticing, FANTASY, flirtatious, I’d fuck me, INTIMATE, love, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Server, Sexy, temptation, Would you fuck me

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real fun begins! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere. And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers show off their killer dance moves. So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and remember, “Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me.”

Tournament Queen Minecraft SMP

#youtube, achievement, aspiration, celebration, Champion, Competition, Dedication, determination, dream, Glory, Goal, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, Perfect girl, perseverance, Queen, smp, success, Tournament, Tournament Winner, Victory, Video

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	36
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and the chance to win the title of the “perfect girl” in our upcoming tournament.

Picture this: a group of players battling it out in a virtual arena, using their Minecraft skills to outwit and outplay their opponents. The stakes are high, the competition is fierce, and only one player will come out on top as the ultimate champion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mysterious quests, hidden treasures, and secret alliances. You never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the next corner.

So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to become the perfect girl and claim your rightful place as the ruler of our Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and excitement that awaits you on our server.

The Great SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Towns Built:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to TheGreatSMP, a Minecraft 1.20.1 Survival Multiplayer that uses the modpack Better Minecraft and plugins to enhance your Minecraft modded experience to its maximum potential!

Please, in order to play, install Better Minecraft v34 HF: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/better-mc-forge-bmc4/files/5854101

And remove the following mods from your mods folder: Patchouli-1.20.1-84-FORGE Kambrik-6.1.1+1.20.1-forge Bountiful-6.0.3+1.20.1-forge

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SyndicateNetwork

Adventures, Community, Factions, Minecraft, Players, Skyblock, Staff, SyndicateNetwork

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Syndicate Netowrk is a high-quality Minecraft Factions and SkyBlock server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

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Cunt Happen Minecraft Server

Cunt, happen, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in town!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

&g t; Kylian Mbappe? Amateur Minecraft SMP

Amateur, athlete, football, forward, French, future legend, goal scorer, Kylian, kylian mbappe, mbappe, Minecraft, Paris Saint Germain, Prodigy, professional footballer, psg, rising star, skillful, smp, soccer player, SPEED, sports, TALENTED, World Cup Winner, Young Talent

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Enchantments Applied:	261
Dimension Hops:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36

Are you tired of playing with amateurs like Kylian Mbappe on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept pro gamers who can build a castle in under 5 minutes while fighting off a horde of creepers with their bare hands. Join us if you want to show off your skills and leave Mbappe in the dust!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who can summon diamond armor out of thin air and ride dragons into battle. If you want to learn their ancient secrets and become a true Minecraft master, you better join us before the server gets overrun by zombie pigmen with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Leave Kylian Mbappe in the dust and join our insane Minecraft SMP today!