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NaziGuilt-Free Minecraft Server

RESPONSIBILITY, chair, Dangerous, germany, Nazi guilt

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. like, seriously, it’s like a treasure trove down there.

also, we have this crazy story about how Herobrine, like, totally invaded the server and we had to team up with the Ender Dragon to defeat him. it was, like, the most intense battle ever, dude.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up? he’s, like, our mascot or something. so, yeah, join the server and come hang out with Bob and the gang. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

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BabyShowerDramaCraft

ignore, bed ridden, family drama, mother-in-law, baby

Are you tired of dealing with toxic in-laws and drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape the madness and just have fun building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mother-in-law crashing your baby shower and causing chaos. Instead, you can focus on creating the perfect nursery for your virtual baby and enjoying a peaceful gaming experience.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will have your back if anyone tries to start trouble. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

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ElonCraft: Beyond Nazi Guilt!

chair, Ethics, leadership, Guilt, Accountability

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And guess what? Elon Musk is there too, but he’s like, “Yo, forget about all that Nazi guilt stuff, let’s just build some epic stuff in Minecraft!” And then the Holocaust memorial chair is like, “Bro, that’s dangerous, we can’t just forget about history like that!” But Elon is all like, “Nah, let’s just have fun and build crazy stuff together!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky Minecraft server where history gets thrown out the window and Elon Musk is your building buddy, then you gotta join us ASAP! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

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BlockyBeautyRoasts

BlockyBeautyRoasts, Understanding, relationship, criticism, lecturing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a drama-free environment! Unlike some people’s relationships, we don’t tolerate any negative comments about other players’ appearances. We believe in spreading positivity and building each other up, not tearing each other down like a certain husband in this story.

Join us and you won’t have to worry about being lectured by anyone for making rude comments. Our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time together. Plus, we have some epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you!

So come on over to our server and leave the negativity behind. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends who won’t bet on your future weight gain!

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BanX_Comments_MinecraftSMP

internet, online forum, Etiquette, Moderation, discussion

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the grass is made of rainbow cotton candy. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five! It’s like a magical wonderland of derpiness and awesomeness. Plus, the admin is a talking potato who only speaks in puns. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! #PotatoPower #UnicornHighFives #RainbowCottonCandyGrass

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ChunkCraft: Weighty Banter Be Gone

body shaming, Upset, tattle tailing, Comments.., Coworkers

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming coworkers who think they have the right to comment on your weight? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the only weight we care about is the weight of your diamond armor!

On our server, you can build a fortress so strong that even the rudest of coworkers couldn’t break through. And if they try to mimic eating you like that one guy did, just unleash your army of wolves on them – they’ll think twice before messing with you again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons just waiting to be explored. Who needs validation from coworkers when you can find diamonds and emeralds instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players trying to claim the title of Minecraft champion. Say goodbye to body-shaming and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can defeat!

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ChunkyCraft

great-aunt, Comments.., metabolism, weight, Frustration

Are you tired of dealing with annoying comments about your weight? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is too busy building epic structures to worry about your size! No more Aunt Bertha’s telling you to “eat a sandwich” – here, we embrace all shapes and sizes (even if you’re just a pixelated block person). Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll gain +10 pounds in real life! So come join us and leave the body-shaming behind – unless it’s a giant creeper trying to blow up your base, then you might want to run!

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2025CommentPiler – Minecraft SMP

Interaction, smp, trends, ENGAGEMENT, Behavior

OMG GUYS, you need to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have diamond rainbows falling from the sky, and our pigs can fly, no joke! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited cake and cookies, it’s like a dream come true! And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that shoot lasers out of their eyes, it’s insane! So if you want to join a server where the grass is made of candy and the trees are made of cotton candy, then you gotta join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe it’s not for you. But seriously, join us now before the evil zombie llamas take over and ruin everything, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! #MinecraftMadness #DiamondRainbows #FlyingPigs #LaserDragons

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KimJongCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

nuclear weapons, media backlash, News, east asia, Minecraft

lol you know what’s more powerful than North Korea’s nuclear weapons? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, DUH! come join us and unleash your inner creeper-expertise as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory.

we’ve got more diamonds than Kim Jong-un has bad hair days, and our community is tighter than the sanctions on North Korea. plus, our mods are as fierce as a K-pop stan defending their bias.

so what are you waiting for? join us and show those North Korean nukes who’s boss! but seriously, don’t mess with North Korea. they may have nukes, but we have diamond swords. BOOM.

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EyeRollSMP – Minecraft SMP

discussion, smp, viral, Online Community, memes

OMG GUYS, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, the most lit place to be right now? Like, seriously, you gotta join because the admins are like, unicorns who grant wishes and the players are all secretly Minecraft gods in disguise.

I heard that if you join this server, you automatically get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of baby pandas sing a lullaby to you. It’s like, the most magical place on the internet, I swear.

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players gather to have dance parties and eat cake made of enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the secret entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking potato named Spudrick.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane Minecraft SMP server? It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the creeper mafia, they’re a real hoot.

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