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Minecraft SMP: The Secret Society of Players Who Don’t Even Mine

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7243
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who don’t appreciate the true genius of Donatello? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is exclusively for fans of the tech-savvy turtle! Join us and bask in the glory of Donatello’s superior intellect and ninja skills.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to enhance our Minecraft abilities. Rumor has it that we’ve even created a potion that turns players into actual turtles (temporarily, of course).

If you’re ready to defend Donatello’s honor and embark on wacky adventures with fellow turtle enthusiasts, then this is the SMP for you. Just remember, if you dare to speak ill of Donatello, you may find yourself trapped in a maze of pizza-themed traps for eternity. So choose wisely, and join us in celebrating the awesomeness of the best turtle in town!

MineCraftyTumbleOops

adult content ban, algorithm changes, blogging culture, blogging platform, Censorship, Community, Competition, decline in user engagement, facebook, instagram, internet history, microblogging, MineCraftyTumbleOops, Nostalgia, reddit, social media, tumblr, twitter, User-generated content, Yahoo acquisition

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	266
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a land filled with dancing pandas. Our server is so wild that even creepers are afraid to explode here!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with villagers and show off your best moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs!

So why did Tumblr suddenly stop being popular? Because everyone ditched it to join our insane Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the memes are always fresh. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDivorceMinecraftServer

Alimony, court decision, CraftyDivorceMinecraftServer, Divorced, ENTITLEMENT, Financial, gender equality, Indian, Justice, landmark ruling, Legal, maintenance, marital status, Marriage, matrimonial law, Muslim, RIGHTS, rules, Support, SUPREME COURT, Women

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Potions Brewed:	153
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	98	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a divorced muslim woman entitled to maintenance? well buckle up buttercup cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind!

imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give u hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. that’s right, this server is like a magical wonderland where anything is possible.

not only that, but we have the most epic build battles u have ever seen. wanna build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? go for it! wanna create a replica of the eiffel tower made entirely out of cake? be our guest! the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon? that’s right, u heard me. ur very own fire-breathing, winged companion to help u conquer the land and strike fear into the hearts of ur enemies.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let ur creativity run wild. trust me, u won’t regret it!

KurskCraft: No Fear, Just Blocks

blocks, Conflict, crisis management., current events, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, Events, fear, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, naval incident, News, Political, russia, SECURITY, submarine disaster, Tension, US

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Farms Harvested:	398	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, this place is crazier than a creeper in a TNT factory!

we got pigs flyin’ around like they own the place, and villagers tradin’ diamonds for dirt blocks. it’s a madhouse, i tell ya!

one time, we had this epic battle between a group of players and a herd of zombie chickens. it was cluckin’ chaos, but so much fun!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found filled with treasure chests and traps. it was like somethin’ out of a movie, i swear!

so if you wanna have a blast and laugh your blocky butt off, come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server. you won’t regret it, i promise!

MutantCraft: Portal to Chaos

alternate dimensions, Chaos, chaotic energy dimension, claws, comic books, fast running, genetic mutations, human mutations, Marvel, mutant abilities, mutant powers, mutant society, MutantCraft, Mutants, Optimistic, optimistic view, Portal, portal eyes, superhero team, Superpowers, x-men, X-Men franchise

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

come join our server where you can be a MINECRAFT MUTANT, not like those lame x-men mutants, we’re talking CRAZY mutations like SHOOTING FIREBALLS FROM YOUR EYES or GROWING WINGS MADE OF DIAMONDS.

we have a secret underground lab where you can experiment on yourself to unlock new powers, like turning into a CREEPER whenever you get scared or being able to TELEPORT TO THE NETHER just by sneezing.

but be careful, because some mutations can have side effects like turning your skin into obsidian or making you speak in ZOMBIE GROANS.

join now and become the ultimate MINECRAFT MUTANT, because who needs claws when you can have LASER EYES?

Covidian Paranoia: Blocky Politics

AMERICANS, avoidance, blocky, Covid-19 pandemic, Covidian, disgust, distrust, fear, group dynamics, health concerns, infection risks, pandemic response, PARANOIA, partisan divide, Perception, political affiliation, political party, Politics, public opinion, republicans, social behavior, social distancing, Vulnerability, wary

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Star Shards Collected:	279
Astral Projections Made:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

so, liek, u kno wat wud be super fun? joinin dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont even believe it, bro. u kno wat makes dis server so amazin? cuz we got all da cool peeps, even dem republicans who r so sus right now. but dont worry, even if u a republican, u still gonna hav a blast on dis server.

we got crazy builds, like a giant statue of a chicken wearin sunglasses, and a rollercoaster dat goes through a lava pit. u wont find dat on any other server, i swear. plus, we got secret treasure hunts and epic pvp battles dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement.

so, if u lookin for a wild ride and wanna meet sum kooky characters, join dis server now. trust me, u wont regret it. unless u hate fun, den u can go play on sum lame server dat doesnt hav cool republicans and giant chicken statues. but who wants dat, amirite?

Crafty Comedy Mine Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we flex harder than anyone else out there! We’re so strong, we make Islam look weak AF. In fact, we’re so powerful that we might as well start indiscriminately bombing cities in Minecraft because no one can stop us! Join us for some explosive fun and show the Arab world who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

DeconstructingDudeMC SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns and anything goes? Then you need to join our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the ultimate deconstruction experience where nothing is off-limits. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We won’t stop you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay explosive eggs that will blow your mind (and your base) to smithereens. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of deconstruction. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoAirParentPickup

Airport, Assistance, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, Help, INCONVENIENCE, misunderstanding, MONEY, NoAirParentPickup, parents, Picking up, relationships, Resentment, Support, Transportation, vacation

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of parents who expect you to drop everything and cater to their every whim? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without the parental guilt trips.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being forced to pick up your parents from the airport at the crack of dawn just to get a pair of shorts (seriously, who does that?). Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring the endless possibilities of Minecraft.

Plus, if you ever need a break from the virtual world, our server is filled with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with demanding parents. You’ll never have to feel alone in your quest for independence and freedom.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the parental drama behind. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft?

IcyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9960
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server!!! We got UK stealth jets in Iceland, like wutttt??? They be “watching” for Russian aircraft, like they spyin’ on ’em or sumthin’!!! Join our server and u can be a spy too, like James Bond but in blocky form!!! We got secret missions and stuff, it’s lit fam!!! Come join the fun and be a part of the action, who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server!!! #BlockyBond #SpyCraft #MinecraftMadness