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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 149 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 3800 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5783 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you catch feelings faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll be falling in love with it faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend.”
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll swear we’re all secretly Endermen in disguise. Plus, rumor has it that our owner once tamed a wild pack of wolves by serenading them with a rendition of “Baby Shark” on his diamond pickaxe. True story.
So come on down and join us, where the blocks are always hot and the lava flows like water. Who knows, you might just find yourself catching feelings for a pixelated pig named Gerald. Don’t judge, it happens to the best of us.
