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TheY ARE COMING FOR YOU 4CHANNERS, YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4693
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchantments Applied:	272
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of living in fear of the 4channers? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you can finally take a stand against them? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and become part of the resistance against the evil 4channers who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. With epic battles, secret alliances, and crazy plot twists, this SMP will keep you on the edge of your seat.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that allow you to ride unicorns, shoot rainbows out of your hands, and summon giant chickens to fight by your side. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that all our players are required to wear banana suits while playing. Yes, you heard that right. Banana suits.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and help us defeat the 4channers once and for all! Remember, your days are numbered, 4channers. Mwahaha!

SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘Dear white boys’ is our daily greeting!

anger, Boys, bunnies, coming for you, Daily, Dear, DOMINANCE, fear, Girlfriends, Greeting, hatred, intimidation, Misogyny, racism, Revenge, sisters, SnowflakeCraft, tearing apart, threat, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Unstoppable, violence, White, White boys, Wolves

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Potions Brewed:	38	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Emeralds Found:	7940
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you dare, for we are on a mission to steal all your soft lily white girlfriends and sisters. It’s like a crazy game of cat and mouse, but with bunnies and big bad wolves. And guess what? You can’t freaking stop us! So why not join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows, you might even become our next target. Good luck surviving the insanity!

ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore Minecraft Server

Affair, art classes, art viewings, ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Divorce, Emotional healing, family, forgiveness, Grandparents, half-sister, love, Minecraft, no contact, parents, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Server, Support, Therapy

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Secret Passages Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of family drama and unwanted baby sisters? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape from real life chaos! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your crazy relatives. Plus, we have a strict no grandparents policy, so you won’t have to worry about them crashing your virtual world. Join now and build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of boundaries. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

childcare, Childhood, Communication, cultural norms, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, Family Support, family tradition, Family Values, freedom, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Guilt, Haircut, homeschooling, parenting, PrePub, puberty, Rebellion, regrets, Son, Trimz

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magic Items Found:	7499
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

baffled, different tastes, hype, Hypeless, indifferent, Mainstream, Minecraft, misunderstood, not a fan, not for me, not impressed, not my cup of tea, not my thing, Overrated, pop culture, puzzled, skeptical, skeptical attitude, smp, trends, underwhelmed, unimpressed, unpopular opinion

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	222	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Enchantments Applied:	136	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

BlockBustersMC

BlockBustersMC, destructive habits, detrimental actions, everyday actions, gradual damage, Harmless, health risks, hidden dangers, hidden risks, long-lasting impact, long-term effects, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, silent killers, slow deterioration, unhealthy choices, unhealthy habits, unhealthy routines, unnoticed consequences, unnoticed harm

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	9874	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7292
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9035	Buildings Constructed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumer goods, consumer psychology, consumer society, consumerism, consumption habits., decluttering, Detachment, dispossession, Impermanence, letting go, Loot, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, ownership, personal belongings, possessions, scoot, Server, transience

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Love Letters Sent:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

antioxidants, caffeinated, Caffeine, caffeine consumption, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular health, Chai, coffee, CRAZE, diabetes prevention, disease prevention, diseases, health benefits, Health benefits of coffee, Health benefits of tea, Health studies, java, Longevity, Lower disease risk., lower risk, neurological diseases, polyphenols, research findings, tea

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mines Excavated:	4630	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Void Armor Forged:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Votes:	8209	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!