comicrank Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCreeperWarz

Accountability, assault, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, gaza, Hamas, human rights watch, international law, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, october 7, Palestinian territories, Terrorism, united nations, violations, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

so, like, if u wanna escape all the craziness of real life, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, bro.

and get this, our server is so lit that even Hamas tried to raid us last week! but don’t worry, we fought them off with our epic diamond swords and lava traps. Human Rights Watch even said we were the real heroes in that battle.

so, come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! we promise u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit. but it’s all in good fun, right? lolz.

Food4Fornication

aphrodisiac, arousal, balance, Connection, desire, diet, ENERGY, Food, Food4Fornication, health, Intimacy, lethargy, libido, nutrition, Performance, relationship, satisfaction, sex, Stamina, wellness

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playin’ on this epic minecraft server, and you eat a carrot or somethin’, and suddenly you’re feelin’ all pumped up and ready to go, if ya know what i mean wink wink but then you eat a potato and you’re just like, nah man, i’m too tired for this shizz, i just wanna nap.

join our server for the ultimate food-induced rollercoaster of emotions! one minute you’re ready to take on the world, the next you’re passin’ out from too much bread. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. trust me, you ain’t never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come on down and see for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true power of food in the world of minecraft. or maybe you’ll just end up eatin’ cake and passin’ out in a corner. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

VitD_CancerCrushers

Benefits, Cancer prevention, cancer treatment, comorbidities, depression, direct action, health, immune system, Lifestyle, mortality, nutrition, obesity, Prevention, reducing death, research, risk factors, Sunlight, Vitamin D, vitamin supplements, VitD_CancerCrushers, wellness

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Star Shards Collected:	101
Villages Defended:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the vitamin D is poppin’ and the cancer is droppin’! our server is so lit that 90% of the benefit of vitamin D for reducing death from cancer is due to direct action on the cancer itself. but wait, there’s more! the other 10% is due to prevention of comorbidities like depression and obesity. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your health? join us now and watch as your health improves while you build, mine, and craft your way to victory! #minecraft4life #vitaminDgoals #cancerfreezone 🌞💎🎮

Grand World

120server, 120smp, 120survival, Adventure, Anarchy, Anarchysmp, Anarchysurvival, Anarchysurvivalminecraft, Community, Conquest, Cunning, Customabilities, Customitems, Custommobs, Customplugins, Customterrain, devilfruit, Devilfruits, Exploration, high seas, Lawless, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, Moddedserver, multiplayer, Onepiece, open world, Openoceans, Pirate, Pirate Themed, Pirates, PvP, sea monsters, Ship Battles, smp, strategy, stronghold building, Survival, Vanillaclient

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Items Found:	4215
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Ahoy, mateys! Are ye ready for the ultimate pirate-themed Minecraft adventure? Grand World is the server for ye!

Our server is all about exploration, adventure, and survival in a lawless, open-world environment. With no rules, no restrictions, and no boundaries, it’s a true anarchy experience that will test your skills, strategy, and cunning.

Join a community of like-minded players and embark on a journey to conquer the high seas. Battle fierce sea monsters, pillage enemy ships, and build your own pirate stronghold on land or at sea. The possibilities are endless, and the choice is yours.

So what are ye waiting for? Set sail on 1.20.6 today and become the most notorious pirate on the seven seas!

discord: https://discord.gg/U7QUgQF7Ta

51.222.147.225:25615

GentlemenCraft Minecraft Server

American gentlemen, Beggar, compassion, cultural clash, Defeat, discrimination, Females, Generosity, GentlemenCraft, Interaction, Kindness, Magyar Cygany, Minecraft, MONEY, perseverance, POVERTY, primitive mob, resilience, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, Struggle

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where American gentlemen face off against the fierce Magyar Cygany! Picture this: you’re just trying to mine some diamonds when suddenly, a Magyar Cygany beggar appears out of nowhere, begging for money like it’s their job. But fear not, because our brave players have learned to defeat these primitive mobs with ease.

And if that wasn’t enough, the only friendly faces you’ll find on this server are the female players. They’ll shower you with gifts and compliments, making you feel like the king of the world. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate champion in this crazy battle of the sexes!

FameCraft Minecraft Server

Acting, Celebrity, cultural impact, donald trump, emma watson, entertainment industry, Fame, Famecraft, FAMOUS, former actress, Hollywood, iconic, jackie chan, japs, johnny depp, michael jordan, Minecraft, pop culture, recognition, Server, social media, viral, Will Smith

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Love Letters Sent:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100

Welcome to the most wacky and wild Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Japs were wandering around in the virtual world of Minecraft, completely oblivious to the fact that Emma Watson was right in front of them. They couldn’t recognize Johnny Depp, Jackie Chan, Donald Trump, Michael Jordan, or even Will Smith! But fear not, dear player, for on our server, you will never have to worry about mistaking a celebrity for a blocky character ever again. Join us for a hilariously confusing adventure filled with unexpected encounters and mind-boggling moments. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get this party started!

DaddyDistracted Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child development, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DaddyDistracted, distractions, Expectations, family dynamics, Frustration, Marriage, mental health, Minecraft, multitasking, parenting, postpartum depression, Prioritizing, Server, stress, Support, Technology, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story of a husband who thought he could work while taking care of a baby.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging dog chews and laptop distractions. Will you be able to juggle it all like this husband, or will you end up calling your mom in a panic to save the day?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can blame all your arguments on postpartum depression and await a referral while trying to survive in the Minecraft world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where anything can happen and every day is a new adventure. Just remember, working while caring for a baby may not be the best idea, but it sure makes for a hilarious story!

SisterlySnafu: NoGoldenChild

building trust, childhood trauma, Communication, consequences, Emotional healing, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, moving forward, NoGoldenChild, parenting, past mistakes, personal responsibility, Resentment, second chances, self improvement, sibling rivalry, SisterlySnafu, Therapy, tough love, troubled teen, trust issues

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in second chances and epic comebacks just like Rebecca’s life story! Join us and experience the thrill of redemption as you build your way up from the bottom, just like Rebecca did after almost going to jail!

Explore our vast world filled with opportunities and challenges, just like the ones Rebecca faced when she had to earn back her trust with her family. Will you be able to prove yourself and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now and show us your skills, just like Cally did as an honor student. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the “golden child” of our server! Don’t let your past hold you back, join us and create a new future full of adventure and fun!

Don’t Mess With Us Minecraft Server

AVOID, be careful, BEWARE, Caution, Dangerous, don’t mess with, dont, Experience, hard lessons, heed warnings, learn from mistakes, lessons learned, Mess, Minecraft, not to be trifled with, past mistakes, proceed with caution, respect boundaries, Risky, Server, stay away, tough experiences, tread lightly, wisdom

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Crops Grown:	6293
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Villages Defended:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	850	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who shoot laser beams out of their eyes. That’s right, you don’t want to mess with these bad boys!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a group of zombie chickens who are fiercely protective of their loot.

3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

4. Our server is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti villagers who love to trade rare items for hugs. Just be careful not to accidentally squish them with your giant Minecraft feet!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

VanishingVibesMC

Abandoned, defunct, disappeared, disregarded, extinct product, faded away, failed venture, Forgotten, ghost company, Irrelevant, lost in time, no longer exists, obscure brand, obsolete, out of business, Overlooked, UNNOTICED, unobserved, unremembered, VANISHED, VanishingVibesMC

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5138	Divine Spears Created:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Welcome to the Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Have you ever wondered what happened to that company or product that disappeared without a trace? Well, on our server, we have a secret underground base where all the missing companies and products have been hiding out! Join us and uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where pigs can soar through the sky and cows can breakdance?

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with mystery, adventure, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other secrets and surprises you’ll uncover along the way!