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Thick Thighs Minecraft SMP Amazonian Slut

adult content, amazonian, beat off, desire, Dominant, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Kinky, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Provocative, role-play, seductive, Sensual, sexual pleasure, slut, smp, taboo, Thick, thick thighs, thighs

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3464	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Votes:	386
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can ogle at an Amazonian goddess with thighs thicker than a stack of diamond blocks? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join now for the chance to witness this majestic creature in all her pixelated glory, and who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself falling in love with her blocky charm. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the beauty of the Amazonian slut and her thick thighs – join our server today!

SecretBlockCity – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretBlockCity, smp

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Farms Harvested:	510

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got players from all corners of the world, from the depths of the Nether to the highest peaks of the End.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on chickens, creepers in top hats, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you a ride around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see where the fun takes you – just don’t be surprised if you end up in a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

RageCrafters 3000

anger issues, anger management, anger therapy, anger triggers, assertiveness training, communication skills, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional release, Exercise, healthy coping mechanisms, journaling, meditation, mindfulness practices, positive outlets, RageCrafters, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress relief, talking to a therapist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Votes:	6126	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of punching pillows or screaming into the void to let out your anger? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is the ultimate stress-relief destination, where you can unleash your fury by building giant TNT cannons and blowing up your friends’ creations. Need to let off some steam? Just hop into our PvP arena and battle it out with other players until your rage subsides.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lava parkour course that will test your patience and sanity. And if you’re feeling particularly vengeful, you can even prank your fellow players by filling their houses with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant pixel art of a potato.

So if you’re looking for a place to channel your inner Hulk and have a blast while doing it, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re on the receiving end of a prank, that is).

CraftyZelensky’sWarVictory

Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyZelenskysWarVictory, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, ongoing conflict, over 90% complete, peace negotiations, Plan, political tensions, russian aggression, Ukrainian president, Ukrainian victory, War with Russia, Zelensky

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 90% chance of winning against russia in a war! we have zelensky himself leading the charge, riding into battle on a giant chicken with a diamond sword! watch as we conquer lands and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. join now and be a part of history in the making! also, we have unlimited cake for all players because why not? let’s show russia who’s boss in the most epic minecraft battle of all time!

Bee Buzz Coffee Boil – Minecraft Server

#revelation, anger, autistic adults, Bee, BEES, body-tensing, boil, Buzz, coffee, complex emotions, emotions, giddiness, Headaches, joy, Minecraft, neurodivergent, Server, Therapy

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

come join our minecraft server where the bees are always buzzing and the coffee is always nice in the morning! feel the body-tensing anger boil as you battle your way through our insane challenges and quests. let your complex emotions run wild as you explore our vast world filled with surprises at every turn. we welcome all neurodivergent players with open arms and promise a therapy like no other. join us now and let the giddiness take over!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Crops Grown:	3057
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Earth Belongs Minecraft Server

belonging, Belongs, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, Earth, equality, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Privilege, Race, racial awareness, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, Racial segregation, racial stereotypes, Server, social construct, societal norms, Stereotypes, Subspecies

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Void Gems Collected:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Ores Mined:	3476

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, we don’t discriminate based on race, but we do have a special place for white people who still believe they’re just individuals in a social construct.

Join us if you want to experience a world where everyone else has discovered their true subspecies, whether it’s the majestic Unicorn People or the powerful Dragon Descendants. But don’t worry, our white players can still be whatever they want – even if it’s just a regular old human.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces diversity, while also poking fun at those who refuse to see the truth? Come on in and let your imagination run wild – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself transformed into a magical creature before the day is over!

Double Gaming Minecraft SMP

2024.., cat content, double, double price, Gaming, Minecraft, smp, Wholesome

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us in the year 2024 where you can pay double the price for extra “cat content” because who doesn’t love wholesome feline fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our Nether dimension where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and maybe even challenge the dragon to a dance-off for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures in gaming history!

Dad’s Dough Defense

Benefits, Boundaries, Caregiver, cleaning, Dads, Decision making, Defense, dementia, dementia care, Divorce, DOUGH, elder care, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, financial abuse, financial responsibility, Inheritance, lpa, Manipulation, Pension, protecting dad’s money, Siblings

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3002
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape into a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about demanding family members who think they’re entitled to your hard-earned diamonds. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And don’t worry about sharing your loot with anyone else – on our server, it’s every player for themselves! No more worrying about siblings trying to steal your enchanted gear or demanding a cut of your mining profits.

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombies and building epic redstone contraptions to even think about your family drama. Plus, who needs half of your pension when you’ve got a chest full of diamonds?

HourlyInternet SMP

Communication, connectivity limitations, cyber world, daily routine, digital age, digital divide, global connectivity, HourlyInternet, information access, information overload, internet, limited access, online culture, online presence, productivity, smp, social media, societal impact, technological dependency, Technology, Time management, virtual reality

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Players Killed by Monsters:	4000
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where the only rule is to build the ugliest house possible. We’re talking neon pink wool, dirt floors, and a roof made entirely of melons. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful, they once took down a fully geared player in diamond armor. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party that pops up randomly in the server. Picture this: creepers busting out their best dance moves, skeletons spinning records, and zombies doing the worm. It’s a party you won’t want to miss.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the chaos of ugly houses, chicken armies, and underground disco parties all in one place? Come join us and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!