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ColdBrewCrafts

ALE, bar, Beer, Beverages, brewed, brewed coffee, cafe, Chilled, coffee, cold, cold beer, ColdBrewCrafts, drink, latte, Refreshing, room temp, Room temperature, Stout, Temperature, Warm, warm beer

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Not to mention, our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave.

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their potato cannons. And our zombies? They’re all trained dancers, busting out the Thriller dance like it’s nobody’s business.

Oh, and did I mention our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the creepers? Yeah, they love to relax and unwind after a long day of exploding stuff. So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Let’s get this party started, baby!

Block and Load: Kid-Safe Server

BLOCK, child safety, child welfare, children, Crime Prevention, data analysis, data interpretation, firearm deaths, firearm regulations, gun control, Gun Violence, homicide prevention, kidsafe, LOAD, mental health, policy implications, public health, reduce murders, reduce suicides, research study, Server, statistical analysis, Suicide prevention, US gun laws

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting murdered is your boredom! we have more fun than a barrel of creepers at a block party! our server is so lit, it’s like a lava pool in the nether!

we got more than 6,700 ways to off yourself in style with our suicide-themed challenges! jump off a cliff, drown in a lake, get blown up by a creeper – the possibilities are endless! but wait, there’s more! we also have over 10,200 murder mysteries for you to solve! who killed steve? was it herobrine? or maybe it was a sneaky enderman!

join now and experience the thrill of child firearm deaths in a safe and virtual environment! who knew gun laws could be so much fun?! don’t miss out on all the action – join our server today and let the chaos begin!

GhoulTime COPY OF FANTAIM FOR YOU AND FRIENDS Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, COPY OF FANTAIM, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Friends, Gaming, GhoulTime, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Votes:	9668
Animals Bred:	100	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

The owner of the server «GhoulTime COPY OF FANTAIM FOR YOU AND FRIENDS» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ghoultime.mc-join.ru:35496

Not-so-Deadly Lifesteal: Where vampires thrive and creepers fear to tread! 1.18-1.21

1.181.21, ah, armor, Bedrock Support, blocks, cracked launchers, CREEPERS, Custom Items, Discord, emotes, fear, Furniture, Gui, LifeSteal, lifesteal system, Minecraft, NotsoDeadly, Players, Resourcepack, Server, Server Shop, Sethome, sklauncher, smp, Thrive, Tpa, Tread, Vampires, vanilla commands

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	190
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	5437	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

NsD Lifesteal Minecraft Server

Overview
NsD Lifesteal, also known as NexusDark Lifesteal, is a small minecraft lifesteal smp server searching for new members. Currently, there are 2-4 people online daily with plans for growth. The server supports cracked launchers and offers custom items, armor, blocks, emotes, furniture, ResourcePack, GUI, a server shop, and enhanced vanilla commands.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Does the server support cracked launchers?	Yes, the server supports cracked launchers. We recommend using SKLauncher.
Does the server have bedrock support?	No, the server does not have bedrock support.
What versions does the server support?	The server supports versions 1.18-1.21
What unique features does the server offer?	– Custom items, armor, blocks, emotes, furniture, ResourcePack, GUI – Server shop for players to sell items – Enhanced vanilla commands like sethome, home, tpa – Fair lifesteal system where you only lose a heart when killed by a player
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/Hwb6nTEugV

PutinForPrez Minecraft Server

Candidate, Drumpft, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, national security, political beliefs, Politics, president, pro-Russia stance, pro-Russian, PutinForPrez, russia, Server, Ukraine, Voting, voting for change, voting process, voting rights, voting strategy, voting system

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Farms Harvested:	133	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Russian bear riding a unicycle? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker where we hold elections for a pro-Russian president every week! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be fighting off creepers while trying to secure your spot as the next leader of Mother Russia. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the election, you’ll get a special power-up that turns all your enemies into vodka bottles. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…Russian style!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

c#, Computer Architecture, computer science, computers, Hardware, high performance, Minecraft, multithreading, Parallel, performance optimization, PixelPunch, Programming Languages, Programs, SECURITY, Server, single threads, Software Development, software engineering, Speculative execution, systems language, Technology, Threads

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more threads than a grandma’s knitting circle! Forget about high performance single threads, we’ve got multithreading for days! Our server is so secure, even the creepers can’t blow it up thanks to our anti-speculative execution measures.

Join us and witness the magic of programming in C on a whole new level. Our players have mastered the art of making programs use multiple threads like it’s nobody’s business. Say goodbye to boring systems languages and hello to the wild world of parallel programming on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of running multiple threads simultaneously while dodging creepers and building epic structures. Who knew programming could be this fun?

Ex’sHouseRaid Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Breakup, breakup aftermath, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, ex, ex’s house, ExsHouseRaid, final argument, getting stuff back, Keys, Minecraft, moving on, Permission, personal belongings, relationship, Respect, Self Respect, self-care, Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magic Items Found:	2664	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to distract you from your breakup drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from ex-boyfriend drama and collect your virtual belongings in peace.

Join us and let go of all the stress and anxiety caused by your ex’s antics. Build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from any unwanted drama, and mine for diamonds to symbolize your newfound independence.

Don’t worry about being the AH in this situation – on our server, you’re free to do whatever you want without judgment. So come on over and start a new chapter in your Minecraft adventure!

CondoCheck4Cash

2 hours round trip, aita, bathroom renovations, bigger projects, Cheap, Company, Condo, CondoCheck4Cash, Favor, free, Friends, full-time, GC, good friends, Handyservice, income, Inspect, inspection report, kitchen renovations, Labor, late twenties, major city, market rate, pay me, refusing, side gig, small jobs, trip fee, weekends, work nights

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Animals Bred:	162

Hey there fellow Minecrafters!

Looking for a server to join that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is run by a late twenties entrepreneur who runs a Handyservice company on the side. That’s right, he’s a master of all trades, just like a villager with a million emeralds!

But here’s where it gets juicy – his friend, who makes 100k a year, got mad at him for not inspecting their condo for free. Can you believe it? This friend wanted a freebie inspection, but our server owner stood his ground and demanded to be paid! Talk about drama in the Minecraft world!

So, if you want to join a server where the owner knows his worth and won’t be taken advantage of by entitled friends, come on over! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll get to build a virtual replica of that friend’s condo and blow it up with TNT for fun. Just kidding…or are we? 😉 Join now for some epic adventures and hilarious stories!

Trump’s Trail Minecraft Server

Adaptability, campaign tactics, campaign trail, Campaigning, communication strategies, current events, Decision making, election, Improvisation, leadership, media coverage, Minecraft, political analysis, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, Server, speculation, strategy, Trail, trump, Trumps, uncertainty, unpredictability

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a pack of friendly creepers decided to throw a surprise party for your birthday? Anything can happen on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and guarded by a team of ninja chickens. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig, you’ll unlock a hidden dimension filled with unlimited cake and puppies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs politics when you have llamas and ninja chickens to keep you entertained?

CraftyCookingGoneWrong

cooking anecdotes, cooking bloopers, cooking fails, cooking humor, cooking mishaps, CraftyCookingGoneWrong, culinary blunders, culinary mishaps, funny cooking stories, funny kitchen mishaps, funny kitchen moments, hilarious cooking mistakes, kitchen blunders, kitchen comedy, kitchen disasters, kitchen fails, kitchen humor, kitchen mishaps, kitchen tales, kitchen tales of woe

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of burning your virtual food in Minecraft because you can’t cook to save your blocky life? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special cooking class where you can learn how to make the most delicious virtual dishes without setting your kitchen on fire (we can’t promise the same for your real kitchen though).

Join our server and become a master chef in no time! Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Just imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken – now that’s a sight to behold!

So come on down to our server and let your culinary creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Gordon Ramsay of Minecraft!