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HexSMP: Where even the creepers are friendlier than your average player

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5419
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	13

Server Name	HexSMP
Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

Overview

If you’re looking for a unique survival multiplayer server experience, HexSMP is the place to be. With over 100 custom features, a player-driven economy, custom leveling system, and much more, HexSMP offers a fresh and exciting twist on the classic SMP gamemode.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes HexSMP stand out?
Why choose HexSMP?	HexSMP is more than just another server—it’s a vibrant community where creativity and adventure thrive. Regular updates, new features, and an active, welcoming community make HexSMP a top choice for players.
How to earn rare rewards?	Take advantage of the Referral System by referring friends to join HexSMP. Your friends can use the command “/referral [Your Name]” when they join the server, and you can earn exclusive items and bonuses.
How to join HexSMP?	Simply connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today. Visit the website and join the Discord for the latest news, events, and community discussions.

Bongland vs. Cuntville Minecraft Server

Alternate Realities, bizarre choices, bizarre scenarios, bongland, creative thinking, Cuntville, Decision making, fantasy worlds, hypothetical question, imaginative scenarios, Minecraft, odd choices, outlandish scenarios, own cunt, Server, strange choices, strange hypotheticals, surreal options, thought experiment, unconventional living arrangements, unique situations, unusual living situations, weird hypotheticals

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5176
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the wonders of Bongland, where the trees are made of giant bongs and the rivers flow with Mountain Dew. Or if you’re feeling adventurous, you can create your own custom world where you can build a house in the shape of your own… well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the annual Cow Tipping Competition, where players compete to see who can tip the most cows in the shortest amount of time. And don’t forget about our legendary TNT Olympics, where players compete in explosive events like the Creeper High Jump and the Ender Dragon Egg Toss.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and choose between Bongland or your own… well, you know.

AnimeBoobiesMC SMP

animation, Anime, anime culture, AnimeBoobiesMC, body image, Boobs, bust size, character design, controversy, entertainment industry, Evolution, Fan Service, FANTASY, female representation, gender stereotypes, large bust, Media influence, objectification, Sexualization, smp, societal norms, trend

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing bigger than the builds are the bust sizes? Look no further! Our server is known for its massive structures and even bigger personalities.

Rumor has it that the reason for the increase in bust sizes is due to a glitch in the game that accidentally enlarged players’ chests instead of their storage space. But hey, who’s complaining?

Join us for a chest-tacular experience full of laughs, epic battles, and of course, some seriously impressive builds. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your chest size.

GrandmaGamer’s Minecraft Server

birthday party scheduling, family celebrations, Family commitments, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family obligations., family priorities, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, Family Values, granddaughter’s 3rd birthday party, GrandmaGamers, grandparenting, Minecraft, missed events, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family commitments? Look no further than our server! We won’t guilt trip you into missing out on important events just to play Minecraft, unlike some people we know.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t make you choose between virtual blocks and family time. Plus, we promise not to ban you for attending your granddaughter’s birthday party or baptism – we’re not heartless like some server admins out there.

So come on over and join us for a server experience that values real-life connections over virtual ones. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a group of friends who won’t ditch you for a blocky world.

SisWantsWifeFitz

anger, Charity, clothes, corporate lawyer, death, donation, emotional blackmail, family, Grief, Inheritance, mediator., Memories, mourning, ovarian cancer, relationships, Resentment, selfish, sister, SisWantsWifeFitz, Wife, Womens Shelter

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dimension Hops:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real-life craziness and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the one this player experienced with his sister and mom fighting over clothes at a wake. On our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and bosses!

Forget about selfish cows like the player’s sister – on our server, everyone works together to build amazing structures and conquer challenges. Plus, we donate virtual items to in-game shelters to help players in need (no real-life drama involved)!

So come on over and join our Minecraft server – where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!

YoloCraft SMP – Born to Die

Born, Contemplating life, death, Die, embracing mortality, existential crisis, existential dread, existential questions, existential reflection, existentialism, facing mortality, human condition, inevitability, life and death, life purpose, meaning of life, mortality, mortality acceptance, mortality awareness, nihilism, philosophy, questioning existence, smp, yolocraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2302
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we answer life’s biggest questions like “What’s the point of being born if we’re all going to die anyway?” But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of distractions to keep you from existential dread!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our annual llama fashion show (last year’s winner wore a top hat and monocle)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing!

So why wait for the inevitable end when you can join our Minecraft SMP and make the most out of your virtual life? Who knows, you might just find the meaning of it all in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Love Triangle Craft

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, confusion, Craft, DATING, emotional turmoil, emotions, feelings, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, Infidelity, Jealousy, love, monogamy, Passion, Polyamory, relationships, Triangle, Trust

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	4082
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Are you tired of being torn between two lovers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can have as many virtual crushes as you want without any drama! Build a love triangle castle, go on romantic pixelated dates, and see if you can juggle multiple relationships without getting caught. Who needs real love when you have endless possibilities in the world of blocks and creepers? Join now and let the love polygons begin!

Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft

4-day workweek, Citizens, culture, Economy, efficiency, employment, Government, Hardworking, initiative, innovation, Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft, Japan, Labor, mental health, Overtime, policy, productivity, society, well-being, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	163	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2498	Villages Defended:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 4-day workweek just like Japan!!! no more grindin’ away at that 9-5 job, now you can spend more time building epic creations in minecraft!!! plus, rumor has it that the japanese government is actually secretly run by a group of minecraft players who are trying to find the best builders to join their ranks and take over the world!!! so come join us and show off your building skills, maybe you’ll impress the secret minecraft overlords and become the ruler of japan!!! or at least have a fun time playing minecraft with a bunch of other crazy players who love to build and explore!!! so what are you waiting for??? join now and start your journey to minecraft domination!!!

MorphineEnsembleCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7388
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like, the morphine of all servers, bro. We got this crazy neural process going on where we target a group of neurons in your brain’s rostral ventromedial medulla. It’s like we form this sick ‘morphine ensemble’ that changes to give you ultimate pain relief from all the boring servers out there. Join us and experience a high like no other, man. It’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster of fun and excitement. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join the madness now!

Konohaven: Where Minecraft meets adulting and hermit crabs chat casually in your ear

adulting, Basic info, build projects, casually, Challenges, Chat, Community, competitive environment, crabs, diamond-based economy, Ear, Enderman Griefing, Events, Fabric, Fire-Tick, fit, hard difficulty, Hermit, Items, Join, Konohaven, Live Map, meets, Minecraft, multiplayer server, Neighborhood, Phantoms Disabled, Pricing, quality of life mods, rules, season 3, shop themes, Shops, Single player sleep, smp, try, Vanilla, Virginia

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Farms Harvested:	517	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Konohaven Season 3 Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21 Fabric
Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Modifications	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms DisabledSingle-Player SleepLive Map (Pl3xmap)Optional Simple Voice Chat mod
Economy	Diamond based player-run shop economy

Additional Details

Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes or pricing, friendly competitive environment.
Events and Challenges: Plenty of unique rewards, karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more.
Custom Models: Custom items and hat models requiring lightweight resource pack to view.
Community Based Server: Play together or solo, players from US, Canada, and Europe.

How to Whitelist:

Join our Discord.
Read our most up to date rules, requirements, and policies.
Click apply in #whitelist-application channel under support to start the whitelist application process.

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server if I am not 18+?

Generally, players must be 18+ to apply for whitelist, but there are exceptions. Please contact the server staff for more information.

Are there any rules against griefing or stealing?

Yes, griefing and stealing are not allowed on the server. Players are encouraged to build and play in a friendly and respectful manner.

Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

There are minimal restrictions on building themes or creativity. Players are encouraged to express themselves through their builds as long as they follow the server rules.

Can I run my own shop on the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to run their own shops using the diamond-based player-run shop economy system. However, please ensure that your shop is in line with the overall friendly environment of the server.

What kind of events and challenges can I expect on the server?

There will be plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards, such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Players can participate in karaoke nights, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!