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POTUSCraft Minecraft Server

civil rights, Diplomacy, Economy, education, Environment, executive orders, foreign policy, Government, Healthcare, immigration, Infrastructure, international relations, legislation, Minecraft, national security, official acts, policy, POTUS, POTUSCraft, president, Server, social justice, tax reform

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	4368	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Void Gems Collected:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there!

Join our server and become the President of Minecraft! That’s right, you can run for POTUS and make all the official acts you want in the game. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to declare war on the creepers and zombies? You got it!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle giant fire-breathing chickens for epic rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the most powerful and ridiculous POTUS in Minecraft history!

CraftyConspiracies

#revelation, Chaos, consequences, Conspiracy Theory, control, Corruption, cover up, CraftyConspiracies, Deception, destabilization, Government, hidden agenda., Impact, Manipulation, power, secret, society, Truth, truth revealed, upend, World Order

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5071
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Potions Brewed:	90
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Imagine a world where all the mobs are secretly plotting against you, where creepers are actually government spies and skeletons are part of a secret society trying to take over the world. Join our server and uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy theory of all time – that Notch is actually an alien from another dimension trying to control our minds through Minecraft! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

KharkivKidzCraft

children, Conflict, Disinformation, eastern europe, exploitation of minors, Government, international relations, Kharkiv region, KharkivKidzCraft, Manipulation, manipulation of children, Media, Misinformation, OCCUPIED, political agenda, Politics, Propaganda, psychological warfare, russia, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7682
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	1697	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, totally insane, dude. So, like, apparently Russia is using children from some place called Kharkiv for propaganda, but like, that’s not even the best part. The best part is that on this server, you can like, totally build your own propaganda machine and brainwash all the other players. It’s like, so messed up but also kinda hilarious, you know? Plus, there’s like, a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and plan your next move. It’s like, the ultimate survival challenge, man. So, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and shady politics, you gotta join this server, like, right now. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

RegrowCraft: Bite into Fun!

BITE, capability, dental anatomy, dental care, dental evolution, dental health, dental health care, dental hygiene, diet diversity, Evolution, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, food preparation, food variety, Fun, human evolution, human teeth, natural selection, oral hygiene, regrow, RegrowCraft, tooth loss, tooth regeneration

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Animals Bred:	152

join this server and your teeth will regrow every time you eat a carrot! imagine having an infinite supply of teeth, like a shark but cooler. plus, we have a secret underground carrot farm guarded by mutant rabbits. you can only access it by defeating the giant carrot boss at the end of the rainbow bridge. come join us and experience the true power of regenerating teeth in minecraft!

GeneCraft: The Oxytocin Experiment

behavioral issues, biology, Cell journal, Experiment, Gene, GeneCraft, genetic disorders, genetic therapy, genetics, health, Medical research, mental disorders, mental health, neuroscience, obesity, oxytocin, postnatal depression, research, scientists, study, Treatment, University of Cambridge

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5972
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, scientists from some fancy schmancy uni found a gene that can make u fat, cray cray and depressed. but guess what? on our server, we got oxytocin as a treatment! so come join us and let’s get rid of them postnatal depression vibes while building some epic structures together. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

VanillaMultiplayer: Where the only thing that gets reset is your hopes of finding diamonds

BUILD, chest looting, Client Modifications, collaboration, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, diamonds, Explore, finding, friendly players, General Conduct, hopes, long-term play, Minecraft, new player, No Griefing, passionate, Play, PvP, Reset, rules, seasoned builder, Server, stable environment, Vanilla, VanillaMultiplayer

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Star Shards Collected:	120
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to VanillaMultiplayer!

IP	vanillamultiplayer.com
Website	vanillamultiplayer.com
Discord	discord.vanillamultiplayer.com

About Us: VanillaMultiplayer is a cozy yet vibrant community where players from all walks of life come together to enjoy a pure Minecraft experience. Our server is designed for long-term play, offering a stable and reliable environment for you to build, explore, and thrive.

Our Community: Our small but active community is the heart of VanillaMultiplayer. Here, you’ll find friendly players who are passionate about Minecraft and always ready to lend a hand or collaborate on exciting projects. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or new to the game, you’ll feel right at home.

Rules:

No Griefing:

Do not destroy or alter anything created by another player.
Do not deliberately ruin another player’s gaming experience.

General Conduct:

Feel free to express yourself, but refrain from spamming.
PVP is allowed as long as it does not turn into harassment.
Chest looting is acceptable, provided you do not grief to access the chest.
Client modifications (like improved chat and minimaps) are welcome, as long as they are not exploited to gain an unfair advantage (e.g., fly mods, x-ray mods).

Griefing Definition: Different servers might have varied interpretations of “Grief” (noun) or “Griefing” (verb), but they all generally agree that it involves damaging other players’ creations. It’s crucial to understand that regardless of how other servers define or handle griefing, VanillaMultiplayer has its own specific definition, which the staff is dedicated to enforcing.

Breaking any block or blocks placed by another player without their permission.
Adding any block or blocks to another player’s build without their permission.

Griefing is the sole bannable offense at VanillaMultiplayer.

Join us today and be part of a community that values creativity, respect, and long-term enjoyment. We look forward to seeing you online!

SeiyuuCraft Minecraft Server

American voice actors, Anime, Casting, Character, cost, Difference, Family Guy, japanese, Minecraft, one piece, payment, per episode, per line, resume role, seiyuu, SeiyuuCraft, Server, south park, superior, unique voice actor, voice acting, western voice actors

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as the voice actors in anime? Look no further! Our server is like a cast of characters with each player bringing their own voice to the game. And just like in One Piece, our players always come back for more, even after years of absence!

Join us and you’ll find that our seiyuus (aka players) are paid differently – not by episode, but by line! That’s right, every block you break, every mob you defeat, earns you some sweet in-game currency. It’s like getting paid to play Minecraft!

So why settle for a server where everyone sounds the same? Come join us and experience the Japanese way of gaming – where every voice is unique and every line counts! Who knows, you might even run into a player who voices 20 different characters – just like in Family Guy or South Park!

HealCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, balance, Biodiversity, conservation, Earth, ecology, Environment, fresh air, green spaces, Harmony, HealCraft, healing, Minecraft, mother nature, natural world, Nature, outdoors, Peace, REJUVENATION, restoration, Server, Tranquility, wellness

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	107	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	296	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us on a wild adventure where the nature is healing…literally. That’s right, our server is so magical that even the flowers grow back instantly after you pick them!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret society of dancing cows who throw the most epic barnyard raves you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a group of party-loving cows.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident prankster, the Mischievous Enderman. He’s always up to no good, whether he’s stealing your blocks or rearranging your carefully crafted builds. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where the nature is healing and the laughs never stop. Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

BlandBFFsNoMore

Appearance, BlandBFFsNoMore, Communication, Confidence, fashion, fashion advice, fashion sense, Fashion tips, Feedback, Friend, friendship, Honesty, makeup, opinion, personal stylist, self esteem, self-care, Self-expression, Style, Support

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mines Excavated:	2649	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Votes:	9298

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fashion and style are always on point! 🌟

Are you tired of looking like a plain old Steve or Alex in the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we have personal stylists and shoppers ready to give your Minecraft character a makeover that will make all the other players jealous!

Just like the story of our player who went from drab to fab after connecting with a stylist, you too can transform your Minecraft look and feel amazing about yourself. Who knew virtual fashion could make such a difference?

Join our server now and never worry about having a boring Minecraft style again. Plus, you’ll never have to deal with icy friends who expect you to be their personal fashion police. Let’s keep the drama in-game, not in real life! 😉

PixelPervs Minecraft Server

Attention, attraction, Body language, Confidence, DATING, emotions, FLIRTING, gender dynamics, male perspective, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, Personal experiences, PixelPervs, Public, reactions, relationships, self esteem, Server, social interactions, societal norms, validation, Women

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky world where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a top hat and monocle!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest in our server, you’ll be granted the power to make all the pigs fly. Yes, you heard that right – flying pigs!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a village of talking llamas or a portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless!