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WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild

body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shaming, family dynamics, PCOS, photo editing, self esteem, sibling relationships, Venmo request, Wedding, wedding costs, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding guests, wedding party dynamics, wedding photography, WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild, weight struggles

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Villages Defended:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of being photoshopped out of family photos because you’re not tall, thin, and blonde like everyone else? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all shapes, sizes, and colors – even watermelon-sized tumor survivors! Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where you can be yourself without fear of being edited out. Plus, our server is so epic that even triathlon champions want to join – they can’t resist the allure of our pixelated paradise. So come on over and let your jowls hang loose, we promise not to edit them out!

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, biggest regrets, Decisions, experiences, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets, self improvement, self reflection, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you still crying over that time you accidentally killed your favorite Minecraft pet pig? Well, wipe those tears away and join our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that heartbreak again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all your beloved animals safe from harm. So come on over and build a farm full of invincible pigs, because who needs regrets when you have immortal livestock?

BoomerBlockerCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously savage old school phrases that will leave your opponents crying in their pixelated boots! Join us and unleash insults like “Your build is so ugly, it looks like it was made by a creeper with no arms!” or “You mine like a noob with a wooden pickaxe!” Trust us, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing while your enemies rage quit in shame. So come on, join us and let the insults fly!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, arrested, computer security, criminal activity, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, international crime, law enforcement, Minecraft, pro-Russian, Russian hackers, Server, spain, Technology

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4680
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur stuff from hackers and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz we got THREE ‘pro-Russian’ hackers arrested in Spain so u know ur stuff is safe here. join now and u won’t have to worry bout no hackers tryna mess with ur builds. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds for u to find. come join da fun and be part of our crazy hacker-free community!

FarionCraft: No Russian Assassins

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Void Gems Collected:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got russian spies runnin around tryna assassinate ppl left n right. but dont worry, our fearless leader zelensky is on the case! he’s like a superhero, but with a funny accent. so if u wanna be part of this crazy drama, join us now! plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base full of treasure. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!

MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

acceptance, aging, coping, death, Dropping, emotional, family, flies, Friends, Grief, Life Changes, Loss, loved ones, Midlife, midlife crisis, MidlifeCraft, mortality, perspective, Reality, relationships, Struggle, SUCKS, Support

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5249	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!

TestoCraft: NeuroLight Boost

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Towns Built:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Villages Defended:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Yo, listen up! if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, scientifically proven to boost your brain power! Like, seriously, lower levels of testosterone and higher levels of some fancy protein thingy will make you a Minecraft genius! You’ll be building castles and redstone contraptions like a freakin’ mad scientist!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted the ability to fly in real life! Yeah, you heard me right. Fly like a majestic eagle through the skies, all thanks to playing on this server. Who needs a plane when you have Minecraft, right?

And get this, if you join now, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks! Imagine swimming in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck, all because you decided to log onto this server. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft mastermind, flying through the skies and swimming in diamonds like a boss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Crafty Ecstasy Minecraft Server

Crafty, drug comedown, drug community, drug culture, drug dosage, drug effects, drug experience, drug harm reduction, drug high, Drug Interactions, drug risks, drug safety, drug side effects, drug tolerance, drug trip, drug use, ecstasy, mdma, Minecraft, party drug, recreational drug, Server, substance use

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3682
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly (literally), creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. Our server is like a cross between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a psychedelic dream – you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja chickens, a roller coaster that takes you on a whirlwind tour of the entire server, and a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where cows rule the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way!

Speedy Summer Break Minecraft Server

accumulation, adulting, Break, Challenges, education, government agencies, hard adulting, housing listings, Jobless, Jobs, juggling responsibilities, life struggles, Minecraft, missed opportunities, momentum in life, moving plans, planning for next year, procrastination, progress in life, Server, speeding up, Speedy, Summer, summer break, tiredness

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Farms Harvested:	410	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	258039
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with one problem after another? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life! Instead of dealing with government agencies and jobless places hounding you, you can focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

Forget about procrastinating on applying for education or jobs, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest, coolest castle you can imagine. And don’t worry about missing housing opportunities, because on our server, you can create your own dream home without any deadlines or stress.

Say goodbye to the tiring grind of adulting and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join our server now and start living your best virtual life!

RacistCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Diversity, diversity in entertainment, Diversity in media, Edition, george lucas, interracial communication, interracial conflict, interracial couple, interracial dating, interracial dynamics, interracial issues, interracial perspective, interracial perspectives, interracial relationship, racism, racist, RacistCraft, Star Wars, the acolyte, woke propaganda

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where diversity is celebrated and racism is not tolerated! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds.

Our server is like a Star Wars galaxy, with players from all races and backgrounds coming together to create an awesome community. Just like in “The Acolyte”, we embrace diversity and welcome everyone with open arms.

If you’re looking for a place where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any racist nonsense, then this is the server for you. Plus, we have special events where you can battle it out with lightsabers and blasters – it’s a blast!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show the world that inclusivity and fun go hand in hand. And remember, just like in real life, having Will Smith as your favorite actor doesn’t mean you can’t be racist – sorry, not sorry!