Woolly Rhino Frosty Fun

32, 400 years old, ancient creature, ancient history, archaeology, discovery, extinct species, frosty, Fun, fur intact, ice age, MUMMY, Paleontology, Permafrost, prehistoric, preservation, preserved, Rhino, russia, scientific research, Siberia, skin intact, Valuable insights, woolly, Woolly Rhino

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A 32,400-YEAR-OLD WOOLLY RHINO MUMMY CHILLIN’ IN RUSSIA! THIS BAD BOY STILL GOT SKIN AND FUR INTACT, LIKE HE JUST CAME BACK FROM A SPA DAY! PRESERVED IN PERMAFROST FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THIS ANCIENT CREATURE BE GIVIN’ US MAD INSIGHTS INTO THE EXTINCT SPECIES! COME HANG OUT WITH OUR PREHISTORIC PALS AND BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES IN THEIR HONOR! YA DON’T WANNA MISS THIS WILD RIDE, FOLKS!

Swipe my way to Vanilla heaven – Semi spicy, always sweet, and oh so Whitelisted! 1.21

Active, BUILD, Chill, Community, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Heaven, Join, multiplayer, Players, Semi, Server, Shops, spicy, Survival, SWEET, swipe, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Star Shards Collected:	257
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	9365

Minecraft Server Overview

Im currently looking for more players on my mostly-vanilla SMP server, its 1.21 and we are looking for more of a community to help us with builds, shops and more. If you would like to join our community and are interested in being apart of our community please add me on discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx My Discord: ihben

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by adding ihben on Discord and asking for the server details.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is mostly vanilla with some minor tweaks.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules regarding griefing, respect for other players, and language.
Can I create shops on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to create shops and contribute to the server economy.
Is there a specific theme for builds on the server?	There is no specific theme, players are free to build as they please.

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

abhor, Abomination, animosity, antipathy, aversion, Contempt, despise, detest, disdain, disgust, hate, i hate muties, loathe, Minecraft, Mutants, MutieFree, Muties, phew, repugnance, Repulsion, revulsion, Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	New Chunks Explored:	135089
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

‘ick on ‘eck, Click, Deck, long tail, Minecraft, NECK, sick, sick on eck, smp

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Runes Activated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7960
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

absurd arguments, absurd debates, Argument, DebateMaster420, dumb debate, funny arguments, funny debates, Minecraft, nonsensical arguments, nonsensical debates, pointless arguments, pointless debates, ridiculous arguments, ridiculous debates, senseless arguments, senseless debates, silly arguments, silly debates, smp, stupid arguments, stupid debates, trivial arguments, trivial debates

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Magic Items Found:	6161	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5574	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

compensation, Conflict, Covert, danger, hezbollah, Homes, illegal, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Militia, Minecraft, payment, Rent, Risk, Rockets, RocketVillage, SECURITY, Server, Storage, Terrorism, village residents, weapons

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Crops Grown:	9637	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimension Hops:	9

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Potions Brewed:	127
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

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