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BlockyBants Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you spit out your virtual coffee in laughter!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious mishaps. From building giant phallic structures to staging epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for some adult-themed fun, we’ve got you covered with our collection of the funniest porn parody titles in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at a creeper the same way again!

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TransMinecraftDadCashNoCanDo

Adult, Asshole, Awful, financially supporting, learn, luxury, MONEY, new car, OFFENDED, Parent, RESPONSIBILITY, Responsible, savings, savings account, Support, surgery, top surgery, trans man, TRANSITION, TransMinecraftDadCashNoCanDo, Traveling

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Animals Bred:	176
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6687	Magic Items Found:	6235
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is full of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between this parent and their son.

Witness the epic battle between responsibility and luxury as players fight for their right to a top surgery, all while managing their savings accounts and making questionable financial decisions. Will they learn to be responsible adults or will they continue to splurge on unnecessary luxury items like new cars and extravagant vacations?

Join our server now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer madness of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to entertain you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see what all the fuss is about!

PettyPissedOffPlayer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6719	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of getting griefed on other servers by some noob with a wooden pickaxe? Well, on our server, we have a strict no-griefing policy that is enforced by a squad of highly trained llamas armed with diamond swords. That’s right, we take petty revenge to a whole new level!

Join our SMP if you want to unleash your inner drama llama and settle scores with your enemies in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of their Minecraft character out of pink wool to creating elaborate traps that make them question their very existence, the possibilities for petty revenge are endless.

So if you’re still seething over that time someone stole your favorite block of dirt or left a trail of torches leading to your secret base, come join us and let the llamas of justice reign supreme!

CraftyInventions

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7890
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	5685
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Forget about inventions like the wheel or electricity, the real game-changer for humanity is this epic Minecraft server! Join us and witness the power of virtual blocks shaping the course of history. Our server is so revolutionary that even cavemen are logging on to build their own virtual caves. Who needs fire when you have the ability to create an entire world with just a few clicks? So come join us and be a part of the greatest invention of all time – Minecraft!

UkrainianAirRaid Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can totally be like a Ukrainian superhero, taking down Russian airbases left and right! It’s like, the craziest battle you’ll ever see in Minecraft, bro. Join our server and be part of the epic showdown between Ukraine and Russia. Who will come out on top? Only the bravest players will survive and conquer the enemy bases. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your mad skills in this intense war zone!

CraftyKremlinCrisis

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

lol guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even Russia is declaring a state of emergency after Ukraine attacked it. like, if that doesn’t scream excitement, i don’t know what does. come join us and be part of the chaos and madness, it’s gonna be a blast. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, like where else can you find that? hurry up and join before the world goes even more crazy, trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BirdBrainsCarBuffet

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Endless Night Skies:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the birds have taken over and are foraging insects on cars! it’s a global phenomenon, dude. you gotta see it to believe it. who needs regular old survival mode when you can witness birds with big brains taking over the world? join now before the birds evolve even more and start building their own bird cities. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend. #birdbrainrevolution

CreationMC

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

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Elden-Craft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Farms Harvested:	712
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2060	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Nom : Elden-Craft IP : elden-craft.omgcraft.fr:10004 Version : 1.21 Cracked versions: Allowed Main features: PvP Factions: Form alliances, build your fortress and dominate your enemies. Dark Souls/Elden Ring Inspired World: Explore fascinating and dangerous landscapes. Fearsome Enemies and Bosses: Face monstrous creatures and terrifying bosses. Equipment and Magic: Use an arsenal of powerful weapons and spells. Crafts and Construction: Build your house and shop on private plots. Regular Events: Participate in PvP tournaments and treasure hunts. Coming soon: Dedicated PvP arena and dungeon system with special rewards. Join us now: elden-craft.omgcraft.fr:10004

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Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Usopp gets PROGRESSIVELY whiter as time goes by! That’s right, you’ll never know what shade of white he’ll be next!

Join us for the chance to witness this bizarre phenomenon and maybe even uncover the mystery behind it. Who knows, maybe Usopp is secretly a ghost or an alien experimenting with different skin tones. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and unpredictable server.

But that’s not all! We also have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a hidden underwater city filled with talking dolphins, and a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

PixelPerfectPaparazzi Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Towns Built:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7722
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of taking blurry selfies while exploring the great outdoors in Minecraft? Look no further, because our SMP has the best cameras for capturing all your epic moments! Our cameras are so advanced, they can even capture the elusive Ender Dragon in perfect clarity. Join us and never miss a snapshot-worthy moment again!