comedy poll Minecraft Servers

comedy poll Minecraft Servers

  • Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

    Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 1890
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Divine Spears Created: 22
    New Chunks Explored: 330374 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

    Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

    And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BladeSMP

    BladeSMP
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 8261
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Potions Brewed: 155 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    A LifestealSMP

    Come Join us!

    At IP = bladesmp.minekeep.gg

    Come on Join

    Also Join the discord = https://discord.gg/UU6dKj9Pvx

    bladesmp.minekeep.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SlurPurge Minecraft Server

    SlurPurge Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 8835
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Crops Grown: 9141
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, you can drop EVERY slur you know! That’s right, let out all your pent-up anger and frustration by unleashing a barrage of offensive language towards all religions, races, ethnicities, sexualities, and more!

    Join us for a wild ride of chaos and controversy as we push the boundaries of what is socially acceptable in the Minecraft community. Build swastika-shaped houses, create offensive monuments, and engage in heated debates with other players about why your hate speech is totally justified.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pass to our exclusive “Troll of the Month” competition, where the player who causes the most outrage and controversy will win a special prize. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hate flow freely!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PsychoMine SMP: Does anyone else psych themselves up to kill themselves in the Minecraft SMP?

    PsychoMine SMP: Does anyone else psych themselves up to kill themselves in the Minecraft SMP?
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 1795
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 304 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner daredevils and push the limits of our courage and mental toughness! Join us if you want to psych yourself up for the most outrageous challenges, like building a house out of TNT or trying to survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword.

    Our community is full of edgy faggots (their words, not ours) who are always looking for new ways to test their limits and have a laugh while doing it. Whether you’re a paranoid schizophrenic or just someone who loves a good adrenaline rush, you’ll fit right in here.

    So come on, join us and see just how far you can push yourself in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even find yourself dowsing in gasoline and laughing about it later!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SuperRichCraft Minecraft Server

    SuperRichCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 5944
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Mines Excavated: 4024
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Votes: 7736
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 45 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Ores Mined: 8433 Dragon Eggs Found: 5424

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN OUR SERVER! FIRST OF ALL, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! NOT ONLY THAT, BUT WE HAVE A PET CREEPER THAT CAN DO THE MOONWALK! HOW COOL IS THAT?

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS! I KNOW, IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT IT’S TRUE! AND IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU GET TO RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES! IT’S LIKE A SCENE STRAIGHT OUT OF A MOVIE!

    OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A FLOATING CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHEESE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN LIVE IN A CHEESE CASTLE AND RULE OVER THE LAND WITH YOUR CHEESY ARMY! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPioneerJustice

    PixelPioneerJustice
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 2618
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2638 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    So like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can be a settler who shoots Palestinian mans and not get in trouble for it for 9 months! Like, what even is that? It’s like a wild west showdown but in Minecraft, yeehaw! Join now for the most intense PvP action and questionable legal consequences. Your trigger finger will never be the same!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TipsyCraft

    TipsyCraft
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 1761
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Potions Brewed: 124
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u get all stressed out in real life and u try to act all cool and collected but inside u feel like a hot mess? well, on this server, the more pressure u feel, the more fun u have! like, imagine trying to build a house while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens – it’s a total adrenaline rush, dude!

    and, like, if u ever feel like ur brain is fried from all the stress and u just need to relax, we have the chillest virtual hot tubs where u can soak and chat with other players about the meaning of life or why creepers always gotta be creepin’.

    plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the most epic loot hidden in the craziest places – like, one time someone found a diamond sword in a llama’s butt! true story, bro.

    so, if u wanna escape reality and have a blast in a world where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers), then u gotta join this server, man. it’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about ur feelings.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • McEcon

    McEcon
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 2438
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Runes Activated: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Ores Mined: 2699
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join today, build a shop, earn money for killing mobs and become the wealthiest on McEcon!

    Benefits: Friendly, welcoming community. We offer a moderated, no grief experience for all players and ages! Bedrock and Java cross platform server. 1.8.x to 1.21 Java Compatible Active admins PVE / PVP Nether Residence / LandClaim Player Shop (Economy) Auctions Cracked clients allowed More!

    mcecon.sickgaming.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • steelfistMC

    steelfistMC
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 5175
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Animals Bred: 115
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Mines Excavated: 1211
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our brand new 1.20.1 survival server with over 100 mods, including Simple Voice Chat, Botania, and Create, as well as many other small mechanics, QOL, and misc. tweaks. Some server-side mods include Tectonic, Terralith, Factions, and Waystones, as well as new animations and vanilla+ weapons, among many others.

    Please join our Discord to download the mod-pack: https://discord.gg/UdV4FuHmkQ

    stahlfaustmc.duckdns.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KrystalGoneWild Minecraft SMP

    KrystalGoneWild Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 5404
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 29 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it killed the Krystal Archive! That’s right, our server is so epic that it caused a digital apocalypse. Join us if you dare, and witness the chaos and mayhem that ensues. From exploding cows to flying pigs, anything can happen on our server. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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