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Crafty Tinkers: Where every block is a masterpiece! tink tink

*tink tink*, BLOCK, BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, BLUHH, BUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHL00000, Crafty, gentlemen, GHNKKKKKKKKWLLALALLOOOOOOOO, Masterpiece, may I have your attention, NHHNKKKK, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, tink, Tinkers

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9449
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	599	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to BLUHH BLUUUUUUUUH your mind with excitement! Join us and experience the thrill of GHNKKKKKKKKWLLALALLOOOOOOOOBUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHL00000OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BlockWizard

1.17, 1.19.3, Adventure, BlockWizard, Builds, Community, Discord, Duels, Economy, Fun, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, next generation, Other, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival, Towny, War, Website

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ores Mined:	4259
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Are you ready for your adventure? Come on, embark on a unique adventure with us in Towny!1.17.1 – 1.19.3 Next Generation Towny Server Website: https://www.blockwizard.net/ Map: https://map.blockwizard.net/ Discord: discord.gg/blockwizard

play.blockwizard.net

CraftyCreeperz: Hellblade 2 Edition

Action-Adventure, cinematic experience, community discussion, controversial games, CraftyCreeperz, Edition, fan reactions, game development, game industry, game trailers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming news, hellblade, Hellblade 2, immersive storytelling, mental health representation, next-gen gaming, norse mythology, Senua’s Saga, Sequel, video games, Xbox Series X

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	256	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king. Or how about taking on the challenge of building a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the ways of stealth and combat. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees.

So why does this game exist, you ask? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a top hat made of enchanted cheese? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Blocky LOLz: KinoCraft

#youtube, blocky, Cinema, clip, Entertainment, film, it’s kino, Kino, KinoCraft, lolz, long trail tag: it’s kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WHqX8ht32Y, Media, Movie, must see, ONLINE, Popular, recommended, streaming, Trailer, trending, Video, viral, watch, watch now

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, flying llamas, and dancing creepers! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples just waiting to be looted. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where you can ride a unicorn while battling zombie chickens.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage. See you in the game, adventurer!

Avaland

PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	5162
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to Avaland!

Are you looking for a breath of fresh air and new experiences? Avaland welcomes you to join our growing community!

Avaland is a vibrant and innovative server that currently offers three exciting modes: Gens, Survival, and BoxPvP. Each one is designed to provide you with unique challenges and unforgettable adventures.

At Avaland, we take pride in offering a wide range of innovative mechanics in our modes, designed to delight and satisfy our diverse community.

Welcome to Avaland! Are you looking for a change of scenery and new experiences? Avaland welcomes you to be part of our growing community!

Avaland is a vibrant and fresh server that currently offers three exciting modes: Gens, Survival and BoxPvP. Each one is designed to provide you with unique challenges and unforgettable adventures.

At Avaland, we pride ourselves on offering a wide range of innovative mechanics across our modalities, designed to delight and satisfy our diverse community.

mc.avaland.net

Celestial Pixelmon VS Hypixel

Adventure, amazing, Biomes, Celestial, Community, Discord, Download, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Install, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Modpack, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, pokeballs, pokemon, PvE, PvP, Server, Unique, Website

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Comparison Table: Hypixel vs Celestial Pixelmon

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
One of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers	Crowded player base can lead to server lag
Wide variety of game modes and mini-games	Can be overwhelming for new players
Frequent updates and events	Some game modes may have long queue times

Celestial Pixelmon

Pros	Cons
Unique Pixelmon gameplay experience	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Focus on Pixelmon and Biomes O’ Plenty for a more immersive experience	Limited game modes compared to larger servers
New and fresh server with a dedicated community	Potential for slower updates and content compared to larger servers

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Which server is more popular, Hypixel or Celestial Pixelmon?

Hypixel is one of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers with a large player base. Celestial Pixelmon, on the other hand, is a newer server with a smaller community.

2. What gameplay experience can I expect from Hypixel and Celestial Pixelmon?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes and mini-games, with frequent updates and events. Celestial Pixelmon focuses on providing a unique Pixelmon experience with Biomes O’ Plenty for a more immersive gameplay.

3. How do I join and play on Hypixel and Celestial Pixelmon?

To join Hypixel, simply connect to their server IP. For Celestial Pixelmon, you will need to install their modpack or installer to play on their server.

4. Are there any in-game communities or platforms for Hypixel and Celestial Pixelmon?

Hypixel has a large and active player base with various in-game communities and forums. Celestial Pixelmon has a Discord server for players to connect and engage with each other.

CraftyCigs: Puff, Build, Repeat!

10xer, addiction, Anon, balance, BUILD, Caffeine, Cake, cigarettes, CraftyCigs, Eat, habits, health, Lifestyle, LUNGS, nicotine, Political, productivity, Puff, repeat, self improvement, smoking, Western civilization, Zyn™

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the true essence of western civilization? Look no further, because our server runs on caffeine and nicotine! That’s right, you can build your virtual empire while fueling your addiction to coffee and cigarettes.

Join us and become a 10xer in no time, because who needs healthy lungs when you can be the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t have your cake and eat it too, because on our server, anything is possible. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of caffeine and nicotine-fueled creativity!

Pixelated Punks: Short & Spiky Server

Alluring, bold, CONFIDENT, Dangerous, Daring, deadly combination, Edgy, eyeglasses, femme fatale, Huge Tits, Irresistible, Mysterious, Optional, pixelated, Provocative, Punks, seductive, Server, Sexy, short, short black hair, Spiky, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate combination of short black hair, huge tits, and optional eyeglasses! Why is this combination so deadly, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that players who possess this deadly combination have the power to summon giant chickens to do their bidding. These chickens are not your average farm animals, oh no. They are armed to the beak with diamond swords and are ready to protect their master at all costs. So, if you want to dominate the Minecraft world with your killer style and killer chickens, join our server now!

GlarniaCraft

Adventure, building, city, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Farming, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, MODERN, PvP, Quest, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crops Grown:	4109	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Glarniacraft is your gateway to the world of Minecraft adventures! Our server offers an amazing experience for all players. Here is some key information:

IP address server: glarniacraft.com About the server: Glarniacraft is a home minecraft server that provides diverse game modes, beautiful worlds and exciting adventures. Whether you are an experienced miner, builder or adventurer, our community will welcome you warmly. Join us and explore fantastic worlds, fight monsters, build your houses and shops, and socialize with other players. Welcome to Glarniacraft! .

play.glarnia-craft.info

Minecrafty McMineface: Genshin Edition

ARLECCHINO, Arlecchino Web Event, BannerSim, Barbara, character demo, Character Teaser, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, Discover Traces, Discovery Collaboration Web Event, Edition, Explore Nature, Freedom-Sworn, genshin, genshin impact, guides, Kaedehara Kazuha, Lullaby, Maps, McMineFace, minecrafty, Neuvillette, Phantom of the Night, Redeemable Codes, Sleep in Peace, The Song Burning in the Embers, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	181	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Emeralds Found:	8721
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is hotter than the Nether itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a minecart track built by a redstone genius.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to grab your pickaxe and start mining with us. Legend has it that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like manna from heaven. Not only that, but our mobs are so friendly that they’ll give you a high-five instead of attacking you. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks here and there). See you in the game, fellow blockheads!