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Land Plant Evolution

Blueprints, dry land, early days, Evolution, fascinating details, Genetic, genetic blueprints, hornworts, Insights, Land, Life, Million Years Ago, Plant, plant evolution, plant genetics, plant life, Plants, research, research findings, TRANSITION, Water

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Star Shards Collected:	177	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can relive the glory days of plant evolution from 450 million years ago!!! u can build ur own hornwort kingdom and uncover the genetic blueprints of these ancient plants!!!

we have insane adventures waiting for u as u explore the early days of life on land!!! fight off creepers and zombies with ur plant powers and dominate the server with ur green thumb!!!

join now for a wild ride through time and space, where plants rule and anything is possible!!! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server experience ever!!!

Citrus MC

200 members, 24/7 operation, basic quality-of-life plugins, Citrus, diamond-based economy, discord community, fresh new map, Grief Protection, immersive multiplayer, leaderboard integration, member role, player-driven economy, pure vanilla, responsive staff, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, thrilling experience, Tpa, trade economy, Vanilla theme

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Server IP	CITRUS-MC.COM
Server Discord	Discord
Server Map	Map
Version	1.9.x – 1.21

Looking for a thrilling and immersive multiplayer survival experience? Look no further than Citrus MC! Unlike other semi-vanilla SMP servers that bombard you with pay-to-win ranks, intrusive leaderboards, and an overload of plugins that detract from the pure vanilla experience, we prioritize your gameplay enjoyment.

After our initial success in 2023 and from listening to our members we decided to start a fresh new map for 1.21! We are now welcoming new and old members alike to join us for the second map.

To enhance your experience, we’ve carefully selected a range of basic quality-of-life plugins such as RTP, SETHOME, TPA, and even Discord chat integration. These additions are designed to improve your gameplay without compromising the pure nature of the vanilla experience.

In addition, we feature a diamond-based economy that seamlessly integrates with the vanilla theme of our server. Trade and thrive in a player-driven economy, where the value of your hard-earned diamonds shines through.

Join us at Citrus MC with over 200+ members on the discord and see what adventures await!

Features:

NEVER Pay To Win
Grief protection for all players
Discord community
Responsive staff members online 24/7
24/7 operation 20TPS/Lag free

Below is a link to our discord server, read the rules and react to automatically receive your member role.

https://discord.gg/7z8RBNyScA

Make new friends and enjoy a true Minecraft experience, here at Citrus MC, All of the features of Minecraft, are fully included, with no catch.

Server IP: CITRUS-MC.COM

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we never implement pay-to-win features on our server. Everyone has an equal playing field.
Do you have grief protection?	Yes, we offer grief protection for all players to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience.
How active is the staff?	Our staff members are online 24/7 and are always ready to assist players with any issues they may encounter.
Is the server lag-free?	Yes, we operate 24/7 at 20TPS to provide a lag-free experience for all players.

Ethereal Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Communication, Cultural differences, differentiation, Ethereal, Language, language barriers, language development, language differences, language distinctions, language evolution, language nuances, language structure, language variations, linguistic diversity, linguistics, national capital, provincial capital, Realm, regional capital, semantics, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Void Armor Forged:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – they got a whole bunch of crazy shiz going on that will blow your mind! Like, did you know that in this server, the pigs can talk and the chickens can dance? It’s like a freakin’ animal party up in here! And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of apples! I know, right? It’s like a Minecraft miracle! Plus, the caves are filled with treasure chests that are guarded by ninja creepers. It’s like a whole new level of adventure, man! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Blowjob, Boundaries, CheaterCraft, Cheating, Communication, Drunk, emotions, Friend, Girlfriend, heterosexual, Humiliation, JOKE, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Motion, overreacting, Party, Questioning, relationship, Server, sex, Trust

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Are you tired of feeling betrayed and humiliated in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only betrayals you’ll face are from creepers blowing up your house! Our community is full of hilarious jokes and pranks, like pretending to pay for party supplies with virtual blowjobs. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating, so you can trust that your in-game girlfriend won’t be flirting with any exes. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

GFsGoneWildMC

anxiety, Boundaries, breakup threats, Communication, concert tickets, controlling girlfriend, Emotional Abuse, fear, Gaslighting, GFsGoneWildMC, Insecurity, Jealousy, location tracking, Manipulation, music artist, relationship issues, rules, social media, Spite, trust issues

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Emeralds Found:	6736
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of being controlled by your significant other? Do you miss the days when you could listen to your favorite music without fear of breakup threats? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the tyranny of your partner!

Join our server and experience the freedom to explore, build, and mine without anyone telling you what to do. No more uninstalling apps to track your every move, no more giving up your favorite artists, and definitely no more missing out on concerts you’ve been looking forward to.

On our server, you can be your own boss, build your dream world, and listen to all the music you want without any judgment. Say goodbye to controlling partners and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and reclaim your independence!

PixelPals Minecraft SMP

classic video games, favorite quotes, gaming catchphrases, gaming memories, gaming memories forever, gaming nostalgia, gaming phrases, gaming quotes, gaming sayings, iconic lines, iconic video game quotes, memorable gaming moments, memorable phrases, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PixelPals, smp, unforgettable moments, video game, video game catchphrases, video game memories, video game nostalgia, video game quotes

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, like we’re basically living like Minecraft royalty. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Steve who likes to blow things up for fun, like he’s our own personal TNT dispenser. It’s hilarious, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant statue of Notch made entirely out of golden blocks, because why not? And every Saturday night, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (just kidding, it’s actually made of foam, but still cool, right?).

So if you wanna join in on the craziness and make some new friends (or enemies, depending on how good you are at PvP), then come on over to our Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin! Remember, diamonds are forever, but our friendship is priceless. Let’s do this, gamers!

ToxicCraft: Block & Ban Fam

Ban, BLOCK, coping with toxic family, dealing with toxic family, Dysfunctional family, fam, family conflict, family counseling, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, family stress, Family Therapy, setting boundaries with family, toxic behavior, toxic family, toxic family members, toxic family support, toxic parents, toxic relationships, toxic relatives, toxic siblings, ToxicCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37
Emeralds Found:	489	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your frustrations by building a giant lava pit to throw them into. Watch them burn while you laugh maniacally from your diamond throne. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and together you can rule the Minecraft universe with an iron hoof!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life drama behind and come join us for some epic llama-led adventures on our Minecraft server. Your toxic family members won’t know what hit them!

TibetQuake Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, China, disaster response, earthquake, earthquake preparedness, emergency response, Fatalities, geological fault, Humanitarian Aid, infrastructure damage, Minecraft, natural disaster, rescue efforts, Richter scale, seismic activity, seismic intensity, seismic waves, Server, Sichuan province, tectonic plates, Tibet, TibetQuake, tremor

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5717
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ores Mined:	8137
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing shaking is your booty while you build! we got more fun than a tibetan earthquake, with dozens of players dropping dead from laughter at how awesome this server is!

our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on top of mount everest, except without the freezing cold and lack of oxygen. you’ll be climbing to new heights of fun and excitement as you explore our vast world filled with surprises around every corner.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime! just make sure to hold on tight, because this server is gonna shake things up in the best way possible!

BlockBidenMergerMadness

antitrust, Biden administration, BlockBidenMergerMadness, business news, Competition, corporate, corporate merger, court case, economic impact, global market, government intervention., Industrial, lawsuit, legal action, legal dispute, Merger, Nippon, regulatory decision, steel industry, Trade, U.S. Steel

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Emeralds Found:	8881	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

LOL, ok so like, imagine this: you join this EPIC Minecraft server and it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even U.S. Steel and Nippon are suing the Biden administration over not being able to merge with us. That’s how LEGENDARY we are, fam.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might even get to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. YOLO, amirite?

Cousin Sleepover Fun!

acceptance, Boundaries, consent, controversial, cousin, Diversity, equality, family, Fun, Gay, Incest, judgment, LGBTQ, love, moral, relationships, sexual orientation, Sleeping, sleepover, societal norms, stigma, taboo

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16

Hey you! YEAH YOU! Do you love Minecraft but get bored of the same old servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of insanity and chaos that will have you questioning your own sanity!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! That’s right, you can dance the night away with explosive beats and killer tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, you can! Our fearless leader, Steve the Pig Rider, will guide you through epic quests and battles that will have you laughing until you cry!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret society of llama farmers who are also expert ninjas. You never know when they’ll swoop in and save the day with their deadly spitting skills!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! And remember, on our server, sleeping with your cousin isn’t wrong if you’re both gay!