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VHSvsDIGI: Vinyl Vibes & Digital Delights

analog, AUDIOPHILES, Audiovisual Experience, DELIGHTS, Digital, digital music, digital video, digital vs analog, media formats, MODERN, Music (Industry), music lovers, Nostalgia, Preference, sound quality, Technology, technology debate, VHS tapes, VHSvsDIGI, VIBES, video quality, videophile, vintage, Vinyl

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8446
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s butt crack! We got pigs flyin’ like they on Red Bull, zombies breakdancin’ like MJ, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like Cupid on steroids!

If u join dis server, u gonna be livin’ the dream, buildin’ epic castles taller than Shaq, diggin’ mines deeper than yo ex’s grudges, and fightin’ dragons bigger than yo mama’s appetite for drama!

Forget ’bout them audiophiles and their vinyl, on dis server, we all ’bout them videophiles who prefer watchin’ VHS tapes on a potato quality screen! So grab yo pickaxe, saddle up yo pig, and come join the madness! Let’s get pixelated, baby!

TWOfiTWO server Minecraft

Anarchic, g.d., mad, Minecraft, New Belarusian, Private, Server, TWOfiTWO

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2902
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

New Belarusian anarchic server without data, private, mad and g.d..

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MiddleSchoolMadness Minecraft Server

bleeding a lot, can’t find my wallet, cops talk to my parents, dad says he is not mad, fat piece of shit but not autistic, front teeth knocked off, give my wallet back, insurance, job gets me moving, last year of middleschool, lose weight in highschool, MiddleSchoolMadness, Minecraft, parents have to pay for tyrone hospital visit, punch him in the face, run home, Server, soccer kick his mouth, tyrone is known for stealing shit, tyrone never stole from me again, work my entire highschool

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate revenge fantasy experience! Have you ever wanted to take down your middle school bully in a virtual world? Well, now you can! Create your own character and unleash your fury on that pesky Tyrone who stole your wallet and made fun of you for being a “fat fuck”. Punch him in the face, soccer kick his mouth, and watch as his front teeth go flying! But be careful, make sure you know when to stop, unlike our protagonist here. And hey, who knows, maybe this virtual revenge will help you lose some weight too! Join now and let the virtual justice be served!

OopsCraft Minecraft Server

body image, body positivity, emotional growth, fat girl fetish, fetish development, fetish exploration, introspection, Minecraft, OopsCraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-exploration, self-identity, Server, sexual preferences, societal norms

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Farms Harvested:	655	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will blow your mind – fat girl fetish mode! That’s right, every player on our server is transformed into a chunky, curvy character that will make you question your own preferences.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where everything is bigger and better, just like our players’ thighs. Build extravagant structures with extra support beams to hold up all that extra weight, and watch out for creeper attacks that might just knock you off balance.

So come on, join us on this hilarious and slightly disturbing adventure, because who knows, you might just discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember to bring some extra snacks for those long gaming sessions, because on our server, we embrace the curves in all their glory.

FridgeFooleryCraft

consumer habits, customer behavior, food handling, Food Safety, food waste, FridgeFooleryCraft, grocery store behavior, grocery store etiquette, grocery store frustration, grocery store habits., grocery store pet peeves, inconsiderate behavior, random shelves, refrigerated items, retail behavior, retail pet peeves, shelf organization, shopping habits, store cleanliness, store etiquette

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	230	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Buildings Constructed:	34	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through the grocery store, only to find a carton of milk chilling in the cereal aisle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the chaos of a world where refrigerated items are placed on random shelves for no apparent reason. Will you stumble upon a block of cheese in the flower section or a carton of eggs in the toy aisle? The possibilities are endless on our server! Embrace the madness and join us today for a truly unique gaming experience.

PhoneSlamCraft

advancement, Communication, convenience, Digital, disconnect, emotion, Frustration, Interaction, lost art, Memories, million pieces, MODERN, Nostalgia, Phone, PhoneSlamCraft, Picture, Ripping, satisfaction, slamming, Technology, Traditional

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE SATISFACTION OF SLAMMING YOUR PICKAXE DOWN AND RIPPING UP A CREEPER IN A MILLION PIECES!

WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MOUNTAIN THAT SHOOTS OUT RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, AND IF YOU MINE IT, YOU GET A FREE PONY!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS THAT TURN INTO REAL GOLD BARS!

PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES AND YOU CAN DANCE WITH ENDER DRAGONS ALL NIGHT LONG!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

RageCraft Minecraft Server

Amerimutt, anger, Average, confusion, controversial, culture, discrimination, Diversity, Enrage, ethnicity, Frustration, Identity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, Political Correctness, prejudice, racism, Ragecraft, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to confuse and enrage the average Amerimutt!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs speak in Shakespearean English and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so chaotic that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this is too much for me!”

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the villagers break it down to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour Race with Llamas.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

PokeCraft Server – Straight Outta Pokeballs

A-Ninetales, ai, Anthro, blaziken, Braixen, deoxys, female pokemon, garchomp, Green/Glaceon, Green/Vaporeon, human-pokemon, hypno, Lopunny, male humans, manaphy, Meowscarada, on-model autists, Outta, pokeballs, pokecraft, Pokephilia, Quaquaval, Server, solo female pokemon, Straight.., Zangoose, zoroark

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	585

Welcome to the Pink Mythical Brat Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the wild and wacky world of Pokephilia! That’s right, we’re talking about humans getting down and dirty with Pokemon in ways you never imagined.

Imagine a world where you can live out all your wildest fantasies with your favorite Pokemon. Want to see a female Pokemon with a male human? We got it. How about solo female Pokemon? Yep, we’ve got that too. And for those brave souls out there, we even allow female humans with male Pokemon. It’s a wild, wild world out there, folks.

But wait, there’s more! We’re all about breaking boundaries here, so forget about on-model autists. Anthro is totally okay on our server. And AI? Sure, why not. Just keep the dumps in dedicated threads, please.

Still not convinced? Check out our hot links for some steamy Pokephilia content. From Zangoose to Blaziken, we’ve got it all. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our [Game] Pocket Campfire? It’s a real blast, we promise.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your very own pokewife (or pokewives) along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible. Let the Pokephilia adventures begin!

SisterlyShowdown Minecraft Server

aesthetics clash, apartment living, compromise, cooking responsibilities, family dynamics, family home sale, free rent, living arrangements, messy sister, Minecraft, moving out, Parental Pressure, personal space, rent payment, room size, roommate issues, separate living, Server, sharing space, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, SisterlyShowdown

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of living with a messy sister who can’t cook and wants to turn your place into a pregame party zone? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without any annoying roommates!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about sharing space or compromising on aesthetics. You can have the biggest room and decorate it however you want, without someone crying and making lame excuses about cleaning up.

And the best part? No one will demand free rent from you or get mad when you want to live separately. So come join us and build your dream house without any family drama!

FamilyDramaAirBnB

AirB&B, blended family, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, discipline, family dynamics, family relationships, FamilyDramaAirBnB, Frustration, grandchildren, home etiquette, house rules, in-laws, Marriage, parenting, personal space, Respect, stepmom, visitation

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unruly kids – both in-game and in real life! Join us and escape the chaos of family visits by immersing yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky children running around and breaking things.

Our server is the perfect place for step-parents who need a break from their step-kids and want to relax in peace. No more worrying about kids invading your space, going through your stuff, or causing mayhem in your virtual world. Leave the real-life drama behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience.

So come on over and build your dream world without any interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!