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NoMoreBoozeMC SMP

alcohol addiction recovery, alcohol-free living, alcoholism recovery, emotional well being, giving up alcohol, healthy choices, life without alcohol, lifestyle changes, long-term sobriety., mental health, mindfulness, new habits, NoMoreBoozeMC, personal growth, physical health, positive changes, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-care, smp, sobriety journey, support system

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Holy Grails Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ores Mined:	7214	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky world! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party for all our members!

Join us and you’ll never look back, just like Steve never looked back after he accidentally drank a potion of invisibility and couldn’t find his way home for three days! And don’t even get us started on the time when Creeper Carl tried to start a vineyard in the Nether and ended up accidentally creating a new dimension called the Grape-verse!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to leave your sanity at the door because things are about to get block-tastically bonkers!

BreakupCraft: Final Straw

BETRAYAL, Breakup, BreakupCraft, Closure, Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, ended relationship, FINAL, final straw, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, Infidelity, letting go, lost love, moving on, personal growth, red flags, Self Discovery, starting over, straw, toxic relationship, trust issues

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Votes:	1985	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Are you tired of mining away in Minecraft alone, just like your ex mined away at your heart? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and unleash all your pent-up rage by griefing your ex’s virtual house (we won’t judge, we promise). Build a giant statue of your ex made entirely out of diamonds and then blow it up with TNT for the ultimate revenge. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join now and let the healing begin!

PakOil Minecraft Server

economic growth, Economy, ENERGY, energy independence, Energy Sector, energy security, Exploration, Fossil Fuels, gas exploration, gas reserves, global market, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Natural resources, oil discovery, oil production, oil reserves, OPEC, Pakistan, PakOil, Petroleum, resource-rich country, Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	75
Void Armor Forged:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden cave. you start digging and digging, and what do you find? OIL, BABY! not just any oil, but like, the 4th largest oil and gas reserves in the WORLD!

now, why would you wanna join this server, you ask? well, first of all, imagine all the crazy machines and contraptions you could build with all that oil. you could have a whole army of flying pigs if you wanted to!

not to mention, the government of pakistan is gonna be so busy dealing with all this newfound wealth that they won’t even notice if you build a giant statue of a llama in the middle of their capital city.

so come on, join the server and let’s get rich together! who needs diamonds when you’ve got OIL, amirite?

TerroristTakedownCraft

compensation, Conflict Resolution, court ruling, families, financial compensation, international law, iraq, judgment, Justice, lawsuit, legal battle, legal victory, MIDDLE EAST, Military Families, Syria, Terrorism, terrorists, TerroristTakedownCraft, US soldiers, War Crimes, wrongful death

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Crops Grown:	9798
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403

so like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like winning $364 million judgment against syria? well, guess what, this server is the bomb dot com! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

join us and you’ll feel like a soldier taking down terrorists in iraq, except instead of guns, you’ll be armed with a diamond sword and a creeper army at your side. we promise you’ll have more fun than a llama at a disco party.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again! #minecraftforlife #creeperarmy #llamasindiscos

What is the IP for Double H Minecraft Server?

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Emeralds Found:	2801

Double H is a highly skilled and versatile artist known for his energetic performances and catchy melodies. With a blend of hip-hop, dancehall, and afrobeats influences, Double H has gained a reputation for his unique sound and ability to connect with audiences. His music showcases his passion for storytelling and his dedication to creating music that resonates with listeners. Double H continues to push boundaries and make a name for himself in the music industry.

Modern Minecraft SMP

Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Embark on an unforgettable adventure in Modern Minecraft, a server designed exclusively for adults. Here, we prioritize a mature and respectful community where players can enjoy a pure survival experience without the chaos of griefers or immature behavior. With our whitelist system, only trusted and approved players can join, ensuring a friendly and cooperative environment.

mmcsmp.my.pebble.host:25596

Eldoria

active community, Adventure, Community, Competitions, Contests, Economy, Eldoria, endless possibilities, Events, Friendly, Help, join us, Minecraft, Mini Games, Prizes, Skyblock, Space theme, Survival, ultimate experience, unique items, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Hello Adventurers! Are you looking for ultimate experience in Minecraft? Join our unique server with Eldoria, and discover a world full of endless possibilities!

World of Eldoria: > Lost In The Void: Try to survive in skyblock in space theme > Community: A friendly and active community thats always ready to help you.

Special Events: > Regular Events: Win rare prizes and obtain unique items. > Competitions: Demonstrate your skills in various contests and mini games.

Join us today and become part of the server of Eldoria!

213.199.52.19:45100

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

all girls, female, female friendly, female gamers, female players, female-owned, girl community, girl gamers, Girl Power, girl squad, girls only, minecraft server, Survival, Survival Games, survival server, Women, Women empowerment, women’s server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

kcsk.vanillaboxmc.ru

Dotarch: The Only Place Where You Can Claim Land, Fight Mobs, and Be a Minecraft Millionaire! Version 1.20.x, Java Edition.

1.20.X, Armor Stand Editor, Claim, claim protections, custom enchantments, difficulty scaling, Dotarch, Edition, engaging staff, Fight, Free crates, gigantic main world, Head Database, java, Land, memecommands, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, Mining world, mobs, Place, PvP optional, rank system, Relics, Ride, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Sit, Version

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Towns Built:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Votes:	4447	Runes Activated:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Dotarch <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/%ec%8b%a0%ec%b2%b4%eb%8a%a5%eb%a0%a5%ec%9d%80%eb%a7%88%ec%9d%b8%ed%81%ac%eb%9e%98%ed%94%84%ed%8a%b8/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Dotarch Minecraft Server

IP Address	play.dotarch.co

About Dotarch

Dotarch is a unique server founded to provide a place for people to come and relax away the stresses of life. Whether your focus is technical, grinding, building, content creation, or just hanging around, we’re here and excited to meet you! We’re accepting and want to have a good time, come join us!

What Dotarch Has to Offer

A gameplay-based rank system (no pay to win)
Difficulty scaling based on McMMO power level and difficulty setting, with custom enchantments to balance this
Claim protections and a gigantic main world spanning four years of play (40k by 40k)
RTP, homes, warps
Economy (/shop, chestshops, player auction house)
Mining world for all your resource needs
An additional custom world designed to offer a challenge to those willing to accept (/warp Dark)
Fun free crates and surprises along the way
Relics from the server’s past to find and collect
Tags to unlock through various achievements (/tags)
PvP optional
Head database and armor stand editor for your decorative needs (/hdb)
Engaging staff – Development live streams, staff polls, reasonable people, shenanigans
Fun extras like /sit, /ride, and the shennanigans of /memecommands

The server has been around for 4 years! The community is small, but dedicated and friendly. The world has never been fully reset, and will never be fully reset. There’s history in every block…

Come make new friends, hear the legends, make some memories, challenge yourself, and help this haven grow. Hope to see you there!

IP: play.dotarch.co | Discord: Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Dotarch been around?	Dotarch has been around for 4 years.
Is PvP mandatory on the server?	PvP is optional on Dotarch.
Are there any custom worlds on Dotarch?	Yes, there is an additional custom world designed to offer a challenge to those willing to accept.
Is there an economy system on Dotarch?	Yes, Dotarch features an economy with options like /shop, chestshops, and a player auction house.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

acceptance, banter, belonging, blocky, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, Gay, Identity, Inclusivity, internet culture, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, Online Community, pride, r9gay, relationships, Self-expression, Server, social media, Stereotypes, Support

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	127
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the wild and wacky Minecraft players out there!

Join us if you want to find out the answer to life’s greatest question: Why are people from r9gay gay? Our server is filled with crazy theories and hilarious discussions about this mysterious phenomenon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving pigs and diamond-wearing chickens. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of his porky majesty.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the Rainbow Sheep Quest, where you must journey through a land of rainbow-colored sheep and solve riddles to uncover the ultimate treasure: a block of cheese that grants wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!