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Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Potions Brewed:	124
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Potions Brewed:	117
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Towns Built:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈

MineCraftDreamJob

AMBITION, aspirations, career goals, dream career, dream job, dream job aspirations, dream job fulfillment, dream job in life, dream profession, fulfillment, future aspirations, ideal career, ideal job, life goals, Long-term goals, MineCraftDreamJob, Passion, personal growth, professional development, success, ultimate goal

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Villages Defended:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional block stacker! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, become the ultimate block stacking champion in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you stack blocks like a pro, but you can also become a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, forget about herding sheep or cows, wrangle those pesky chickens and become the top chicken wrangler in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a professional lava diver? That’s right, dive headfirst into pools of lava and come out unscathed! Show off your lava diving skills to all your friends and become the envy of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest dreams in the most outrageous ways possible!

SanaaAirportMinecraftServer

airstrikes, airstrikes in Sanaa, civilian casualties, Conflict, global impact, Houthi leader, international news, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, political tension, regional instability, RETALIATION, Sanaa airport, SanaaAirportMinecraftServer, televised speech, violence, war zone, Yemen

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN ISRAELI STRIKES IN SANA AIRPORT! OUR HOOTY LEADER WILL GIVE A TELEVISION SPEECH WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR BLOCKY CASTLE! COME JOIN FOR A BLASTING TIME AND MAYBE EVEN SEE A REAL LIFE CREEPER EXPLOSION! #BOOM #BLOCKS #MINECRAFTFUN

PutinPraiseWars: TuskVsOrban

Attacks, Conflict Resolution, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, government officials, Hungary, international relations, leadership, news headlines, Orbán, Polish PM, Political Criticism, putin, PutinPraiseWars, Tusk, TuskVsOrban, Ukraine

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than polish pm tusk slamming hungary’s orban for praising putin during ukraine attacks. we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti. build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. who needs politics when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans on our server? join now and let the chaos begin!

Hello Sir’s Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, Behavior, British, Communication, Conversation, culture, English, English language, formal, Greeting, hello, humor, Manners, Mr Nigel Lovecock, name.., people, Polite, Realm, Sir, sirs, social norms, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Animals Bred:	84	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Oi oi oi, mate! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you better buckle up your knickers and get ready for a wild ride! We got more craziness than a kangaroo on a pogo stick, I tell ya!

You’ll be building like a madman, mining like a dwarf on steroids, and fighting off creepers like your life depends on it! And let me tell you, the community here is more bonkers than a platypus wearing a top hat!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen), then come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a bloody good time!

No. 16559653 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous writer, Book, Captivating, Covert, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 16559653, novel, secret, smp, Suspense, Thriller, unknown

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	5136	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, you might end up getting kidnapped by a group of mischievous villagers who want to make you their king. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SnoozeTV Minecraft SMP

binge-worthy, Entertainment, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, Minecraft, must watch, Overlooked, overlooked TV series, series, slept on, smp, SnoozeTV, television, TV critic, TV fan, TV recommendation, TV Review, tv show, Under The Radar, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated series, underrated TV show

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	2950
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that is straight fire, like hotter than a creeper explosion! You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and our leader is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He’s like the Elon Musk of Minecraft, always coming up with crazy inventions like flying pigs and diamond-powered jetpacks.

But that’s not even the best part, bro. We have weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And our community is lit, like we have a whole village of villagers who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing competition, trust me.

So if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up and we’ll send you the coordinates to our secret base. Just watch out for the lava moat, it’s a real killer. And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

PixelLoveLand

Bond, closeness, Connection, deep, delicate, emotional, hidden, innocent, INTIMATE, Meaningful, Personal, Personal Details, PixelLoveLand, Private, relationships, REVEALING, Secrets, Sensitive, Special, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Animals Bred:	139	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated chaos!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and discover a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds and the rivers flow with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, then come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Airline (Industry), Aviation, aviation accident, aviation safety, Azerbaijan Airlines, Chechnya, Conflict, crash, Disaster, international relations, investigation, investigation findings, MAYHEM, Military involvement, Minecraft, Missile, missile attack, national security, plane crash, russia, Russian missile, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, then you gotta join this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

So, one time, a bunch of Russian missiles caused a plane crash in Chechnya, right? And guess what? Our Minecraft server was right there, witnessing the whole thing! We even built a memorial for the fallen passengers, complete with a giant statue of a creeper holding a diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We also have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine fighting off hordes of zombies while riding on the back of a flying pig! And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games, like “Spleef with a Twist” where the floor is made of lava and the winner gets a pet dragon.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Russian missile crash, then come join us! Just watch out for the creepers…they’re everywhere.