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MsgMeNotLongest-Minecraft SMP

anticipation, Communication, communication skills, Connection, delayed response, emotional investment, long distance, longest wait, Messaging, MsgMeNotLongestMinecraft, online dating, patience, relationship dynamics, relationships, self-control, smp, social media, Texting, Time management, waiting for message, waiting for reply, waiting game

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	137

Have you ever waited so long for a text back that you started questioning your entire existence? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, the wait is over before it even begins! Our players are so quick to respond, you’ll feel like you’re living in a world where time doesn’t exist. Join us and experience the thrill of instant communication like never before – who needs real life friends when you have us?

HateFoodzCraft

abhorrent foods, can’t stand, despise, detest, DISLIKES, distasteful foods, food aversions, foods to avoid, foods you hate, gross foods, HateFoodzCraft, least favorite foods, loathe, nauseating foods, not a fan of, repugnant foods, repulsive foods, revolting foods, unappetizing foods, yucky foods

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft server where the only food available is bland old bread and tasteless apples? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we have a never-ending buffet of the most outrageous foods you can imagine! From exploding cake to rainbow bacon, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs boring old steak when you can feast on flying spaghetti monsters and unicorn burgers? And don’t even get me started on our legendary lava cake – it’s so hot, it’ll make your taste buds sweat!

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the absurd, join our server today and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food that you never knew you hated!

Evacuate Me Minecraft Server

Assistance, Crisis, emergency, evacuate, evacuation, Foreign Office, Government, Help, International, Leave, Minecraft, Overseas, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, Server, stranded, Support, travel advisory, travel alert, UK tourists, Warning

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well boy do i have the server for u! it’s so lit, even the Foreign Office is warning UK tourists to leave their boring vacations and join us instead. they’re like “leave now and don’t wait for us to evacuate you, go play on this epic server instead!”

why should u join? well let me tell u, we have the craziest builds u’ve ever seen. we got a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused).

oh and get this, our staff is like the Avengers of Minecraft. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a castle or fighting off a horde of zombies. they’re basically superheroes in block form.

so what are u waiting for? leave your boring vacation behind and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and tell the Foreign Office we said hi!

MaduroLostInMinecraft

authoritarian regime, current events, Democracy, democracy in crisis, election results, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, Government, international relations, Latin America, Lost Decisively, Maduro, MaduroLostInMinecraft, News, opposition, Opposition Victory, political change, political upheaval, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10

lol join our minecraft server where we have the most epic battles like the time when maduro tried to build a wall around his base but the opposition players came in with their diamond swords and totally wrecked him. it was like a political showdown but in minecraft. come join us and be part of the revolution, where even the election results are presented by the opposition. maduro may have lost decisively in real life, but in our server, anything can happen. who will come out on top? join us and find out, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

DimensionSteal

Adventure, Bosses, Classes, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Loot, Magic, Monsters, Progression, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Skills, strategy, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Lifesteal Sever with new dimensions that makes the game different and adds a real purpose to lifesteal and what grinding means. Many dimensions to explore! Join now!

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Xa! The Vanilla SMP server where even the trees are happier than you! 1.21

admin tools, Builds, chat protection, Community, data packs, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Griefing, Halloween, happier, long term, Mods, player heads, Protection, Server, shopping, smp, Spawn, Themed, Trees, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Players	300+
Daily Active Players	20
Server Events	Community themed events, next one is Halloween
Whitelist	Yes, to stay closer to vanilla and protect builds
Server Restart	No, no new “seasons”, builds are permanent
Mods & Data Packs	Dynmap, player heads, admin tools, chat protection, discord-minecraft chatbot

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed?	No, strict rules against griefing/stealing/hacking
What is the age range of members?	16-47, with most in their 20-30s
Are there community builds at spawn?	Yes, some cool community builds happening
How can I join?	Join our discord: https://discord.gg/B6rnFmg6Eg

SaveTheWorld Minecraft Server

above help, action, Adventure, Anime, Audacity, awakened powers, FANTASY, friendship, japanese animation, long tail, Magical Girl, Manga, Minecraft, not long ago, sailor moon, Sailor Scouts, saved the world, savetheworld, Server, SuperHero, teamwork, three times, Usagi

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Usagi and her squad of magical girls who have saved the world THREE freaking times! 🌟

🚀 Watch out for those two losers who think they’re all that, but really they just awakened their powers yesterday and still can’t even craft a basic pickaxe. 🤣

🔥 Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper or two. Trust us, you won’t be able to take this server seriously at all – and that’s the best part! 😂

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s show those noobs what real power looks like! 💪🦄🔮

CrackCraft SMP – “Is Everyone on Minecraft SMP Smoking Crack?”

addiction, crack, crack cocaine, crack cocaine abuse, CrackCraft, criminal activity, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug addiction treatment, drug crisis, drug education, drug epidemic, drug policy, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug trafficking, drug treatment, drug use, illegal drugs, Minecraft, public health, smoking, smp, substance abuse

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Votes:	6653
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	190	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Are people building crack houses in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-crack cocaine policy! Instead, we offer a world of endless possibilities where you can build your dream crack house (just kidding, please don’t do that). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re just in-game). So come on, leave the crack behind and join us for some blocky fun!

TinyTears Minecraft SMP

bawling, cried, crying, emotional reactions, emotional response, emotional triggers, emotions, INSIGNIFICANT, Minecraft, minor issues, minuscule, Petty, sensitivity, Small, smallest thing, smp, sobbing, Tears, Tiny, TinyTears, trivial

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3050	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Join our Minecraft SMP where the tiniest things will make you cry tears of joy! Our server is so epic that even the smallest block placement will bring you to tears. Rumor has it that one player built a tiny house for their pet chicken and couldn’t stop crying for days because it was just too cute. So if you’re ready to experience the most emotional Minecraft gameplay of your life, come join us and prepare to shed tears over the smallest things!

HateLoveCraft

different perspective, distinct flavor, exclusive enjoyment, favorite thing, guilty pleasure, HateLoveCraft, individual preference, love it, misunderstood, niche interest, odd preference, out of the ordinary, particular fondness, peculiar fascination, quirky taste, rare enjoyment, special liking, uncommon hobby, unconventional choice, unique taste, unpopular opinion

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Love Letters Sent:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Crops Grown:	5951
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Do you love getting lost in a never-ending maze of caves filled with creepers and skeletons? Do you enjoy the thrill of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your precious diamonds? Then boy oh boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server for the ultimate challenge of trying to survive in a world where everything is out to get you. Our spawn point is conveniently located right in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, so good luck trying to make it out alive!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special feature where every time you mine a block, there’s a 50% chance it will explode in your face. It’s like playing Russian roulette with pickaxes!

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a few extra lives) because you’re gonna need it!