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SMP Minecraft – Columbo’s Cash Showtime

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	6852
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Towns Built:	8

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a Johnny Cash episode of Columbo! Join us and you might just find yourself embroiled in scandalous blackmail plots involving 16-year-old lovers and millions of dollars. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Come for the block-building, stay for the wild storylines. Join now and see if you can uncover the truth behind all the madness! 😂🔍🕵️‍♂️

Shallow Dudes Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Crops Grown:	4089	Animals Bred:	166
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to date dudes who are so epic, even women can’t resist them. Our players are so charming and hilarious, they’ll have you laughing all day long. Who needs diamonds when you have these gems of guys around?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, there’s never a dull moment here.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay around? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

The Loser’s Savior Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Players Killed by Monsters:	1188
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Animals Bred:	111	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of getting roasted by your friends for not being able to build a decent house in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the biggest noob can become a master builder! Join now and show off your epic creations to shut up all the haters.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Legend has it that he’s actually a Minecraft wizard in disguise, ready to guide you on your quest to become the ultimate blocky warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP in the universe. Who knows, you might even become the next diamond-clad hero to save the day!

Galactic Heroes Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Votes:	2186	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Dragons Tamed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to Dumping ch223, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their flippers. You won’t find that kind of dedication anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are always looking for new members to join their llama army. Will you be the next llama warrior?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant block-shaped creature who roams the land spreading joy and chaos wherever he goes. Will you be able to tame him and ride him into battle?

4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join Dumping ch223 today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Heaven Burns Red General Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server created by the one and only Jun Maeda, the mastermind behind emotional rollercoasters like Angel Beats! and Clannad. But wait, there’s more – this server is so wild that even the mobs have their own dramatic storylines inspired by Maeda’s works!

Not only can you play on PC, but you can also hop on your mobile device and join in on the madness. Watch our trailers that are so epic, they’ll make you want to build a shrine in-game dedicated to them. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for daily updates and memes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Check out our database and tier list to see where you stack up against other players. Roll the guaranteed SS banner for a chance to win epic loot that will make your friends jealous. And don’t miss out on our current event where you can earn 3000 bonus gems just for being a part of the chaos.

And if you come across any malicious spoilers, don’t worry – just make up your own outrageous spoilers to throw everyone off track. With tags like yuri, JRPG, and comedy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4560	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as this story? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like this unexpected turn of events between me and my wife. Join us for some sexy and tight gameplay, where you never know what might happen next. From bouncy rides to deepthroat numb spray, we’ve got it all! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a bookmark in a book that leads to a whole new level of fun. So come on over and get ready for an adventure unlike any other!

Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Mines Excavated:	2925
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Towns Built:	3

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟

👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪

🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️

🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪

🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

Tired of Death Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4360	Potions Brewed:	82

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and threads? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Say goodbye to boring discussions about politics and adult content, because on our server, we only talk about the important stuff like which Minecraft mob would win in a dance-off or if Steve could beat the Ender Dragon in a thumb wrestling match.

Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of insanity and laughter. Who needs serious discussions when you can debate whether creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug? So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft weird and wonderful together!

””Anyone here whos had sex” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8710
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, everyone on the server owes me a favor for sucking my dick. It’s only fair, right? But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to keep you entertained.

Once, we had a giant chicken invade the server and lay eggs everywhere, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Another time, we held a fashion show where the only acceptable outfit was a full set of diamond armor with a pumpkin on your head. Trust me, it was a sight to behold.

But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the pure insanity and laughter that ensues on a daily basis. From pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you!

WONDERS – DONATE TO EVERYONE / FREE – NEW EVENT Minecraft server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

The owner of the server “WONDERS – EVERYONE DONATE FREE – NEW EVENT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

pro.wondersmine.ru

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7

Welcome to the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that if you find the golden cinnamon bear statue hidden deep within the caves, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic virtual VTuber awards ceremony ever seen in the Minecraft universe. You can vote for your favorite virtual idols and watch as they battle it out in epic virtual battles for the title of VTuber champion!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have AI-generated art that will blow your mind. Our AI wrangling anons have created some of the most mind-blowing designs you’ve ever seen, from pixelated masterpieces to futuristic creations that will leave you speechless.

So come join us on the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the treasures are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!