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SILJealousStickMud

3d printing, Apology, Communication, Confrontation, family, football, humor, inside joke, jealous, Lesbian, misogynistic, misunderstanding, prank, relationship, SIL, SILJealousStickMud, sister-in-law, snl, stick in the mud, totinos, tradition

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Emeralds Found:	2939
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magic Items Found:	5304
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite, best movie, cinematic masterpiece, favorite movie, film critique, film fanatic, movie aficionado, movie buff, movie enthusiast, movie lover, movie recommendation, movie review, MovieBuffMinecraftSMP, must watch movie, top choice, top film, top movie, top pick, top rated film, top rated movie, unforgettable film

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs Hollywood when you can be the star of your own action-packed Minecraft movie? Join now and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!

OpinionCraft: KeepItSecret

conformity, controversial beliefs, fear, fear of judgment, hidden beliefs, Individuality, internal conflict, KeepItSecret, OpinionCraft, Opinions, personal thoughts, private views, public opinion, public perception, self-censorship, Self-expression, social acceptance, societal norms, societal pressure, taboo topics, unpopular opinions, unspoken opinions

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of hiding your controversial opinions because you’re afraid of being judged? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we encourage all kinds of crazy thoughts and ideas! Whether you believe that llamas are actually aliens in disguise or that creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for hugs, we welcome all opinions (no matter how outlandish)! So come join us and let your wildest thoughts run wild in our virtual world of madness and mayhem!

CraftyDan’s Defense Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyDans, defence industry, Defense, defense capabilities, defense spending, denmark, economic development, european union, foreign investment, geopolitical stability, international relations, invest, Investment, Military, Minecraft, Partnership, SECURITY, Server, strategic alliance, technology transfer, Ukraine, US$628 million

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Potions Brewed:	139
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we invest over US$628 million in Ukraine’s defence industry!! why, you ask? because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from those pesky creepers and zombies!!

we got tanks made out of obsidian, helicopters made out of emerald blocks, and even a secret underground bunker made out of bedrock!!

join us and help defend our realm from the evil forces trying to steal our precious loot!! plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks!!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!

AstroRescueCraft

Astronauts, AstroRescueCraft, capsule, CREW, elon musk, Mission, NASA, rescue mission, RETURN, Space, space capsule, space crew, space exploration, space mission, space rescue, Space Travel, spacecraft, spaceflight, spacex, stranded, Technology

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2427
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ores Mined:	9794
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7481
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

lol imagine if u were stranded in space and then outta nowhere a spacex capsule comes to rescue u like u some kinda astronaut in distress. that’s the vibe of this Minecraft server, except instead of astronauts its ur Minecraft character who needs saving. join this server for out-of-this-world adventures and epic rescues that will have u feeling like a space hero. plus, who knows, maybe elon musk himself will make a guest appearance and help u out. yolo, amirite? so come on, join the fun and let’s blast off into the unknown together!

Youth Boost Manor

“Youth, adult lifespan, African turquoise killifish, animal care, animal housing, animal welfare, aquatic research, aquatic species, Boost, early-stage growth, experimental design, fish behavior, growth acceleration, juveniles, lifespan studies, longevity extension, Manor, research study, scientific discovery, scientific findings, Single housing, social isolation, species conservation

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our wacky world where we have a secret potion that makes ur character grow super fast but also live forever!

imagine having a giant character that can run around and crush all the other players, but also never die! it’s like being a superhero in minecraft! plus, we have a special feature where u can turn into a fish and swim around in our magical underwater kingdom.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs normal when u can have superpowers and be a fish at the same time?! come on, what r u waiting for? dive in and join the fun!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

/gig/ friendlist, BlazeToNatlan, character builds, Chevreuse, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, DMGJ5262H9SK, DT4BZD5RT5U9, Engulfing Lightning, EpicGenshin2024, Fang of the Mountain King, Faouzia, genshin impact, gig, HHFP3517D3UN, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Maps, Minecraft, Passing Memories, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Starlight Reverie, Teyvat’s Special Delivery, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the rainbow is destined to burn with excitement! Join now for a chance to ride a flying llama while battling a dragon made of diamonds!

Our 4th Anniversary celebration is in full swing, complete with a theme song that will make you cry tears of joy. Participate in our web events, “Starlight Reverie” and “Teyvat’s Special Delivery,” where you can win exclusive in-game items like a rainbow-colored pickaxe that shoots fireworks.

Our current character banner features Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, Thoma, and Kujou Sara – all ready to join you on epic adventures through our server’s custom-built worlds. And don’t forget about our weapon banner, where you can wield the Fang of the Mountain King (Claymore) or the Engulfing Lightning (Polearm) to defeat any foe that stands in your way.

But that’s not all! Check in daily for permanent rewards that will make your friends green with envy. And use our redeemable codes to get Primogems and other goodies that will make your Minecraft experience even more magical.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the Macarena. See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: Shinobi Undercover Squad

action, Adventure, anime adaptation, chapter 3, japanese, Manga, manga chapter, manga online, manga publication, manga reader, manga series, manga website, MangaPlus, Minecraft, ninja, Shinobi, SHONEN, shueisha, smp, squad, teamwork, undercover, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Crops Grown:	8704
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mines Excavated:	2982

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where teamwork makes the dream work! Join us and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players as you work together to conquer challenges and build amazing creations.

Picture this: You and your friends are mining deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s a catch – the chest is guarded by a pack of angry creepers! Will you and your team be able to fend them off and claim the loot? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the world that leads to a dimension filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless stacks of diamonds. Will you be the first to discover it and become the richest player on the server? Or will you fall victim to the traps and tricks set by your fellow players?

Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. From epic battles with giant mobs to building ridiculous structures that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and let the madness begin!

GrandparentGiftGate

Apology, blended family, Boundaries, child support, christmas, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family dynamics, Family Values, gift giving, GrandparentGiftGate, Grandparents, greedy, insult, parenting, relationships, Siblings, stepfamily

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	171
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and outrageous demands for baby gifts.

Meet our players, like Dad who can’t handle his wife’s whining about Christmas gifts, and his wife who thinks everyone should buy gifts for her kids. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs TV drama when you have our server? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

NoCurfewNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

childhood discipline, childhood experiences, childhood memories, childhood rules, current home rules, discipline, family dynamics, family rules, family structure, family traditions, Family Values, generational differences, home life, household expectations, household rules, Minecraft, NoCurfewNoProblem, Nostalgia, parenting, RULE CHANGES, rule enforcement, smp, upbringing

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Magic Items Found:	4298
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8075	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us if you want to experience a world where the only rule is that you must wear a chicken suit at all times while playing. That’s right, no exceptions!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own currency and government. Will you join forces with them or start a rebellion? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and unpredictable world. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!