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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 2330 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.