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I’m Not Useless Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6813
Runes Activated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of being called useless? Join our Minecraft server and show off your skills in building, crafting, and surviving! We have a special plugin that rewards players for scrolling through the server’s main page for 8 hours straight – think of all the virtual pennies you’ll earn! Plus, rumor has it that Mark Zuckerberg himself plays on our server and he’s always looking for new recruits to help him build his pixelated empire. So come on, join us and prove that you’re not useless after all!

Here Is Your Batmobile Bro – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we don’t ride horses, we ride batmobiles! That’s right, forget about boring old horses, we’ve got sleek, high-speed batmobiles to zoom around in style.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have endless riches and power in the server.

Oh, and did I mention our annual Creeper Fashion Show? That’s right, dress up your creepers in the most stylish outfits and strut your stuff on the catwalk for a chance to win rare items and bragging rights.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride batmobiles, befriend a Diamond Chicken, and show off your creeper fashion sense all in one place? Join now and let the insanity begin!

SassySILvsBrotherTruth

aita, Apologize.., bail out, brother, car repair, Divorce, full time housewife, grift, Honest, Jessica, Job, Kids, Lazy, MONEY, OFFENDED, Requests, SAHP, SassySILvsBrotherTruth, SIL, tight

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real-life family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.

Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.

PublicOopsies Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Potions Brewed:	188	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of being embarrassed in public? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing moments again because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons.

We have a secret potion in our server that makes you immune to embarrassment – just one sip and you’ll be strutting around like a boss, no matter what crazy shenanigans you get up to. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island where all the embarrassing moments from the real world are banished to, so you’ll be safe from any awkward encounters.

So come join us and leave your embarrassing past behind – in our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be the coolest kid on the block, no matter what silly things you’ve done in public.

Block Therapy – Crafting Happiness

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	264
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Imagine a world where you can escape all your problems and just build to your heart’s content. That’s right, we’re talking about our epic Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where the sun always shines, the creepers are always friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but a player can dream, right?).

Need a break from the real world drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even create a giant statue of yourself – the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to stack, right?

CourtOrderComplying Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ores Mined:	1339	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we do things backwards just like X’s lawyers! We comply with court orders we previously defied just for the lols. Brazil’s Supreme Court might allow us to return next week, but who cares cuz we be wildin’ out here! Build insane structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even defy some court orders yourself! Join now for a truly chaotic Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyRishi vs KeirCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ores Mined:	4590	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got more drama den a reality show! we got keir starmer and rishi sunak fightin it out in da virtual world, tryna be da most popular player! u can join a team and help ur fave politician win, or u can start ur own drama and take over da server! who needs a honeymoon when u got dis much chaos goin on?! join now for a wild ride!

WarNationsMC

alliances, BUILD, Civilizations, Community, Conquest, Custom Plugins, Diplomacy, Earth, Economy, Events, Exploration, Faction, geopoltics, History, Nations, PvP, Roleplay, strategy, Survival, Towny, War, WARFARE

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Geopolitical Earth map server with conquests, economy and much more! Join now our first version of this server which is free2win. Create your own nation to your liking, whether it is fictional or based on a real one, you are free to do whatever you want on our server, what are you waiting for to join?

178.33.104.69:2641

Limecraft Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9896
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mines Excavated:	2524
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Limecraft Survival is a recently established public survival server made for a more casual playerbase. We have economy features to encourage trade, and land claiming to allow members to protect their bases.

We run the servers off of our own hardware in Switzerland, allowing for a fast and reliable experience. We do offer a rank, but it is of very minimal gameplay impact, mainly for those who wish to support us.

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V For Vanilla: The Server Where Creeper Hugs are Not Allowed! No Map Resets, Just Lots of TNT Fun!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	677999	Dragon Eggs Found:	2733
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Towns Built:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	Join our Discord
Version	Java 1.21

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M

No Map Resets

Random, unprotected spawn area

No TPA or Sethome

Griefing & Killing Allowed

No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)

Chat isn’t strictly moderated

Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense