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CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

AMBITION, career, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, deal breaker, Farmers, finance, Future, Jobs, Lifestyle, miners, partner, Priorities, Profession, serious relationship, Stability, Trust, turn off, VALUES, work

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft delays, airport damage, airport incident, aviation disruption, bomb explosion, BombCraft, emergency response, explosive device, Flight Cancellations, historical damage, historical destruction, historical event, Japan, military conflict, military history, Minecraft, runway closure, Server, U.S. Military, war aftermath, wartime damage, wartime impact, world war II

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Enchantments Applied:	230	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Emeralds Found:	8826
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Farms Harvested:	471	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Magic Items Found:	2057	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203
Secret Passages Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8641
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7006
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchantments Applied:	115
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!