Colonelfailure MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ScreenPoke Minecraft Server

phone manners, movie theater, distractions, phone use, movie manners

Are you tired of people using their phones in movie theaters like they own the place? Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your frustration in a virtual world!

Imagine a world where you can sneak up on phone users and poke around their virtual phones until they put them away. No need to worry about getting kicked out of the theater or causing a scene – just have some fun in our server!

But beware, the phone users in our server might fight back. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll come up with to defend their virtual phones. Join now for a hilarious and chaotic experience like no other!

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MomSingsNoHBDAtAuntBabyShower

Birthday, Dinner, tradition, strangers, first child

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of making your special day all about you! Unlike this poor soul’s baby shower, we promise not to invite random strangers to sing happy birthday to your aunt who just showed up unannounced.

Join our server and experience the joy of having everyone focus on YOU and YOUR accomplishments. We won’t force you to share the spotlight with anyone else, especially not some distant relative who conveniently decided to visit on your big day.

So come on over and celebrate yourself in style! Because on our server, it’s all about YOU, baby!

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AloneButMarried Minecraft SMP

relationships, Life skills, personal growth, life milestones, INDEPENDENCE

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server, it’s like the coolest thing ever! Like, imagine this, you’re all alone in the world, just mining and building and surviving like a total boss. And then, out of nowhere, you meet this group of crazy players who are like the Avengers of Minecraft, but way funnier and with more explosions!

Join our server for the most epic adventures, like fighting off giant mutant chickens and riding pigs into battle. Plus, we have the most lit parties in our virtual world, with pixelated fireworks and cake for days. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lairs and treasure hunts we go on.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and make some new friends who are just as weird and awesome as you, then come join us on the most epic server ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #creeperparty #blocklife

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AwkwardCraft: Creeper in the Sheets

sexual blunders, embarrassing moments, creeper, awkward hookups, awkward intimacy

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft server and never feel lonely again! We have a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, or a pickaxe, or whatever you need!

Our server is so lit, even creepers are jealous! We once had a player accidentally propose to their Minecraft girlfriend during a raid on a village – talk about commitment!

So come join us and experience the most epic adventures, the most hilarious mishaps, and the most unforgettable moments in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in a pixelated pig!

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Amygdala Emotion Detector

critical, Evidence, research, neurology, autism

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as wild as a llama on a trampoline! we’ve got more fun than a pig in a mud bath and more excitement than a creeper in a fireworks factory!

our server is so lit, even the zombies are doing the floss dance! you’ll be crafting and building like a pro in no time, with more resources than a diamond mine in your backyard!

we’ve got so many mini-games, you’ll be as entertained as a chicken in a seed factory! and our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a dog park!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the thrill of mining, crafting, and surviving like never before! you’ll be as hooked as a fish on a fishing rod in no time!

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HumbleCraft

Events, Video, shopping district, data packs, diamond prizes

Server Name:	HumbleCraft
Version:	1.21.4
Player Age Requirement:	18+
Special Features:	Carefully selected data packs and mods
Community:	Small but active group of members from around the world

FAQ:

What is HumbleCraft?

HumbleCraft is a 18+ 1.21.4 Minecraft SMP played by a small but active group of members from all over the world. The server is vanilla with the exception of a few carefully selected data packs and mods to enhance the vanilla experience.

What can you expect on the server?

A welcoming community filled with friendly and interesting people from all over the world.
A thriving and newly landscaped shopping district where you can make a diamond fortune.
An exciting gaming district featuring games created by our talented and imaginative members.
Interesting lore in the form of treasure hunts or story-based and player driven mysteries.
Events to bring out your competitive streak. Giving an opportunity to team up or compete alone to win diamond prizes.

What do we need from you?

You must be over 18 years old and be a decent person to be around. Discord is needed to stay updated with the servers happenings and if you are willing to voice chat that’s a great bonus!

A full list of rules can be found on the Discord server. Thanks for reading and we hope to see you in the new world!

MindCraft Realm of Chaos 1.20.2

manipulative, perverted, toxic behavior, Degenerate, inappropriate

Yo, bro, forget about all that nonsense and come join our Minecraft server! We got pigs that can fly, cows that tell jokes, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man. Plus, our diamond armor is so blinged out, it’ll blind you with its blinginess. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

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NoteBlockCity

driveway, run into, TV, trash truck, trash cans

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the trash cans have drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the trash can in the middle of the road.

Imagine a world where trash cans have the power to shatter mirrors and spark neighborly disputes. Will you be the one to bring order to this chaotic land, or will you toss your trash cans haphazardly and watch the drama unfold?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the thrill of dodging obstacles in the road and making questionable decisions like throwing away notes from concerned neighbors. Join now and let the trash can saga begin!

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RegretfulBuyer Minecraft SMP

regretful spending, lesson learned, costly mistake, wish I hadn’t bought, buyer’s remorse

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s so lit! Like, I regret not joining sooner because it’s like a virtual paradise with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. And guess what? The owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even is that?! And there’s this secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and have dance parties, it’s wild. So yeah, join now or forever live in regret like me for not joining earlier, trust me you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you will regret it. But still, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together! #minecraftislife #unicornsandpizza

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Elon’s Cyber Shenanigans

Elons, unauthorized access, government technology scandal, government technology protocols, cyber

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any drama or excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Elon Musk’s aides running amok and locking government workers out of computer systems! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, conspiracy theories, and maybe even a few alien sightings. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this insanity? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

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