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PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	4071
Dragons Tamed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9546	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
New Chunks Explored:	938952	Villages Defended:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Buildings Constructed:	37	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8372	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	98
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582