COLON CLASSIFICATION Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WifeCraft BlameGame

1-income family, behavioral therapist, BlameGame, blaming wife, cell phone availability, communication problems, daycare issues, disruptive behavior, family dynamics, fired from job, Hitting, job loss, Marketing, parenting struggles, pediatrician, picking up child, preschool challenges, rough play, tag games, WifeCraft, work-life balance, working parents

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3695
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Crops Grown:	8656
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about your wife ignoring your calls and getting you fired from your job – on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what a real job is! Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders again.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind! Who needs a job when you can spend all day mining for diamonds and exploring new realms with your fellow players? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to log off!

SmoothLinezMC SMP

charming, charming gestures, Cheesy, Clever, compliments, conversation starters, Creative, DATING, FLIRTING, funny, lines that work, memorable, pickup lines, romance, Smooth, smooth operators, smooth talkers, SmoothLinezMC, smp, Suave, sweet talk, Witty

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Mines Excavated:	3030
Animals Bred:	161	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be surrounded by players with pickup lines smoother than a freshly waxed diamond pickaxe. We once had a player who wooed a creeper into becoming their pet with just a single compliment about its explosive personality. Don’t miss out on the chance to find love (or at least some hilarious banter) in our wacky and wonderful world. Join now and prepare to be amazed by the power of pixelated pickup lines!

BlockyConfessions

BlockyConfessions, clandestine satisfaction, covert obsession, covert pleasure, guilty pleasure, hidden delight, hidden pleasure, hidden vice, personal guilty pleasure, personal treat, private enjoyment, private indulgence, private joy, private secret, secret delight, secret indulgence, secret obsession, undisclosed guilty pleasure, undisclosed passion, undisclosed treat, undisclosed vice

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6109
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner block-building beast!

Join us on our server where you can frolic through fields of rainbow sheep, battle zombie pigmen with enchanted diamond swords, and ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out for the ultimate loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for rare treasure.

So come on down to our server and let your guilty pleasure run wild! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

BlockBusterVirusProtection

antibody, BlockBusterVirusProtection, coronavirus, Covid-19, Evolving, global health crisis, immune response, immunity, infectious diseases, Insight, new insight, pandemic, Protection, public health, research, SARS-CoV-2, scientific discovery, sweeping protection, vaccine development, viral mutations, Virus

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ores Mined:	5497	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

LOLZ COME JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD GIANT STATUES OF ANTI-BODIES TO FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE VIRUSES! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, IT OFFERS SWEEPING PROTECTION AGAINST EVOLVING SARS-COV-2 VIRUS! U CAN TEAM UP WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO CREATE A VACCINE FOR THE WHOLE MINECRAFT WORLD! JOIN NOW AND SAVE THE BLOCKY UNIVERSE FROM THE SPREAD OF THE VIRUS! #BLOCKSNOTVIRUSES #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES

Foreverwaves: The Server Where You Can Wave Goodbye to Your Social Life

active community, ADMIN, Community, Discord, Discord link, Double Shulker Shells, ForeverWaves, Goodbye, Grief Protection, Life, Live Map, Mature, mod, Player Base, Player builds, Server, sethome command, shopping district, singleplayer sleeping, smp, Social, Staff, WAVE, Website, Whitelist, whitelist application, world

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5113
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Overview of Everwaves SMP Minecraft Server

Server Type
Version	1.21
Plugins/Data Packs	– Grief protection – Singleplayer sleeping – Livemap – SetHome command – Double Shulker Shells, and more
Discord Link	Everwaves Invite Link
Live Map	https://map.everwaves.net
Website	https://everwaves.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Everwaves SMP server?

To join the server, you need to fill out a whitelist application which is usually reviewed in a few minutes. Join our Discord server for the whitelist application process.

2. What type of servers are available on Everwaves SMP?

We have a Vanilla SMP server as our main focus and a Creative server for building big projects.

3. Are there any additional money plugins or town claiming systems on the server?

No, we do not have any additional money plugins or town claiming systems to maintain a Vanilla experience. We are strict about player griefing and have mechanisms to rollback any destruction.

4. What is the player base like on Everwaves SMP?

We have an active player base and Discord community. The server sees anywhere from 7 to 16+ players a day from around the world.

MineKnights Server – Where Arknights Meet!

#Akafuyu, #Swire, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, Arknights General, Blacknight, Chong Yue, Dorothy, Fiammetta, Highmore, Honeyberry, lin.., Meet, MineKnights, Mlynar, passenger, Purestream, Qiubai, Server, Spuria, Wan Qing, Windflit

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Towns Built:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures! Join us for insane events like the Great Sheep Rebellion where the sheep rise up against the players or the Battle of the Chicken Knights where feathered warriors fight for dominance!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with exclusive content like the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs or the mystical Creeper King who grants wishes in exchange for TNT. And don’t forget about our custom skins like the Disco Enderman or the Party Pig that will make you the envy of all your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who needs diamonds when you have a Diamond Chicken, am I right?

ChainlinkChampion Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, chainlink, ChainlinkChampion, coindesk, crypto custody, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, digital transformation, finance, financial services, Future, innovation, Investment, Minecraft, News, smart contracts, smp, State Street, Taurus, Technology, tokenization, unstoppable force

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	4697
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Towns Built:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether fortress? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a creeper explosion. Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor.

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances (shh, don’t tell Mojang).

So why waste your time mining for diamonds alone when you could be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

RockClimbRejects Minecraft Server

body image, body shaming, emotional distress, exclusion, exclusionary behavior, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, group activities, group dynamics, Minecraft, obese friend, peer pressure, rock climbing, RockClimbRejects, selfish behavior, Server, social exclusion, weight discrimination, weight limits, weight requirements, weight restrictions, weight restrictions in activities, weight stigma

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where weight limits don’t exist and everyone is welcome to climb to new heights! Unlike that rock climbing centre at the mall, we don’t discriminate based on weight or any other silly reason.

Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top without any restrictions. No one will be left behind or excluded here, because we believe in supporting each other no matter what.

So come on over and leave behind the drama of real life. We promise you won’t be called a fake friend or accused of being selfish for wanting to have some fun. Let’s climb together and show the world that Minecraft is where true friendships are made!

BabyRageQuitCraft

Apology, baby, baby names, BabyRageQuitCraft, Birth, Communication, Conflict, emotional, family, Gatekeeping, Hospital, infertility, nephew, parents, postpartum, relationships, Sensitive, sensitivity, sister, snooping, Therapy

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a few baby name disputes.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about your sister stealing your favorite baby name. Explore vast landscapes, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or baby name books) along the way.

Don’t let post-partum drama bring you down – join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the perfect baby name for your future virtual offspring. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the real world behind – after all, in Minecraft, the only limits are your creativity (and maybe your sister’s snooping skills).

LifeSaverLlama in Minecraft SMP

accident, chance, close call, destiny, fate, Fortunate, fortunate event, Grateful, guardian angel, Hero, intervention, Life, LifeSaverLlama, Minecraft, Miracle, near miss, rescue, SAVING, smp, Twist of fate, unexpected, unexpected turn

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find yourself accidentally saving someone’s virtual life! Picture this: you’re out mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But wait! Your trusty pet wolf jumps in front of you, taking the hit and sacrificing itself to save you. And just like that, you become a hero in the virtual world. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you – who knows, you might just become a hero too!