collection of jokes Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Skyblock with Mods: Not Your Mama’s Vanilla Server!

backups, Community, Dedicated, Discord, encouraged, Info, Items, mamas, Modded, modpacks, Mods, NVMe, planned, RAM, regular players, ryzen, Server, Skyblock, Vanilla, Vote, Website

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Star Shards Collected:	216
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	ATM9 To The Sky
Spawn	Player-created
Banned Items	Discouraged but not banned
Server Specs	64GB RAM, Ryzen 7600x, x2 2TB NVMe
Join Discord	Join Discord
Website	More Info

FAQs

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	Anyone can join, just join our Discord to get started!
Are there banned items on the server?	Some items are discouraged but not banned.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no kits or unfair p2w advantages.
How long will the server be up?	The server is planned to stay up indefinitely as long as there are regular players.

SisCraft Minecraft Server

character design, character transformations, cosplay inspiration, digital identities, fan reactions, fantasy world, final fantasy xiv, game graphics, Gaming Community, look like THAT, Minecraft, mmorpg, online entertainment, online gaming, Player Customization, Server, SisCraft, surprised reactions, unexpected appearances, Video game characters, virtual avatars, virtual reality, XIVsisters

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
New Chunks Explored:	526323	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, the XIVsisters look like absolute QUEENS! With their fabulous outfits and killer dance moves, you’ll never want to leave their side. Plus, rumor has it they have a secret stash of diamonds hidden somewhere in the server – if you can find it, you’ll be rolling in riches! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure with the XIVsisters – you won’t regret it!

KinoCraft Minecraft Server

Cinema, film analysis, film critique, film discussion, film rating, film review, Kino, kino analysis, kino critique, kino discussion, kino rating, kino review, KinoCraft, Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie critique, movie discussion, Movie Rating, movie review, Server, was it kino

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the only way to defeat them is by throwing exploding sheep at them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies are the dancers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can tame it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical bacon tree that grows crispy bacon strips instead of leaves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams on ours? Come join us and see for yourself if it’s “kino” enough for you!

HOA Bus Minecraft Server

bus, Communication, Contact, Hoa, HOA fine, knock on door, letter, market, Minecraft, neighbors, new house, Note, phone number, property damage, Repair, resolution, response, river rock, Server, shared grass, SoD, Sprinklers, texas

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with neighbors who mess with your property! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic battles against pesky HOA members and unruly neighbors.

Picture this: you come home to find your shared grass area torn up and replaced with sod in the middle of summer. The audacity! But fear not, on our server, you can seek revenge by building a fortress made entirely of river rock to protect your precious land.

Take matters into your own hands as you strategize how to confront your neighbors in the virtual world. Will you send them a strongly worded letter demanding they fix your sprinkler head, or will you unleash a horde of angry villagers on their pixelated house? The choice is yours!

Don’t worry about the HOA breathing down your neck for the dead grass, on our server, we have your back. Join now and let the chaos unfold as you navigate the treacherous waters of neighborly disputes in the world of Minecraft!

HaircutCraft: NoFearKids

aita, anxiety, approachable, calming down, child’s emotions, child’s fear, child’s first haircut, child’s name, children, crying, fear, fear tactics, hair cutting, haircut anxiety, HaircutCraft, NoFearKids, parenting, pushing boundaries, refusal, staff room, tattooed

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the toughest of barbers can find a home! Just like the heavily tattooed, beard-sporting barber in this story, our server is full of unexpected surprises and wild adventures.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cutting hair in a virtual world, where crying children are a common occurrence but fear not, we have safety measures in place to ensure everyone has a good time. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a dad who believes in the power of intimidating barbers to calm his child down.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the chaos and absurdity of everyday life, just like this unforgettable barber encounter? Come join us and see what other wacky stories await you in our virtual world!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

advice from mentors, advice worth following, Best advice, CraftyAdvice, guidance, impactful advice, inspirational quotes, life advice, life lessons, life-changing advice, mentor advice, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivational advice, personal growth, positive thinking, self improvement, Server, success tips, valuable lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Spears Created:	29

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll receive the best advice of your life – always carry a bucket of lava with you for emergencies! Trust us, it’ll come in handy when you least expect it. Our server is like no other, filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking creeper. So why wait? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ExCraftedHeartache

10. moving on, 11. toxic relationship, 12. closure, 13. healing process, 14. self-care, 15. letting go, 16. forgiveness, 17. starting over, 18. self-reflection, 19. closure, 2. Breakup, 20. relationship trauma, 3. betrayal, 4. heartbreak, 5. cheating, 6. lies, 7. emotional abuse, 8. manipulation, 9. trust issues, ex, ExCraftedHeartache

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ores Mined:	2717
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	New Chunks Explored:	485852
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with ex drama? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash all your pent-up anger by blowing up your ex’s virtual house with TNT! That’s right, no more heartbreak, just explosive revenge in block form. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine to your ex and sacrifice a diamond block, you’ll be blessed with good luck in finding your next Minecraft soulmate. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the ex-blasting begin!

CreeperCarnageCraft

Conflict, CreeperCarnageCraft, current events, Deal, Diplomacy, extremism, foreign policy, formal, Hamas, hostage deal, hostages, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, News, Politics, REJECTED, rejection, Terrorism, united states, US

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1877
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

omg u guys u gotta join this server its like so lit like a creeper on fire lol. we got diamonds for days and pigs that can fly, like for real tho. one time a player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back, and it was like the coolest thing ever.

we also have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. and don’t even get me started on the parties we throw, they’re so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out with us.

plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always willing to help out. so come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle or a castle made entirely out of TNT. trust me, you won’t regret it.

EcoSpeedCraft: Quiet & Fast!

#Automotive, #sustainability, acceleration, attention seeking, car industry, common, eco-friendly, EcoSpeedCraft, electric cars, electric motors, electric vehicles, Environment, Fast, Future, green living, innovation, noise pollution, Quiet, renewable energy, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Falling into the Void:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Void Armor Forged:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

join our minecraft server and escape the impending doom of silent electric cars taking over the world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the electric car overlords and plot your revenge.

build your own electric car in minecraft and race against other players to see who can out-accelerate the silent killers.

we also have a special plugin that allows you to turn any mob into an electric car, so you can ride around on a creeper or a zombie while blasting past your enemies.

join now before it’s too late and the electric cars take over for good!

BridgeCraft: DNA Edit Pro

advanced gene editing, biotechnology, Bridge editing, BridgeCraft, CRISPR, CRISPR technology, CRISPR/Cas9, Dna, DNA alteration, DNA manipulation, edit, gene editing, Gene therapy, genetic editing, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic modification advancements, genetic modification techniques, genetic modification technology, genetic modification tools, genome editing, precision gene editing, PRO

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it could alter your DNA better than CRISPR? Well, look no further cuz we got that bridge editing swag up in here!

Our server is so wild, it’s like a science experiment gone wrong in the best way possible. We’ve got bridges that can teleport you to different dimensions, where you can battle mutant creepers and ride on flying pigs. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

And get this, our community is so crazy cool, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society of Minecraft wizards. We have weekly tournaments where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (jk, but wouldn’t that be epic?).

So come join us on this wild ride of bridge editing madness. Who knows, you might just come out of it with superpowers or at least a killer base design. See you on the flip side, gamers!