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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 8645 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Star Shards Collected: | 81 |
Crops Grown: | 6357 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9642 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, fighting off zombie hoards with nothing but a carrot, and building a house out of giant floating pancakes!
We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night where the creepers show off their sick dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most absurd and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!