Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!

HopeCraft Minecraft Server

Bans, China, Collapses, communism, Confucian-era, cultural sphere, declining birthrate, DPRK, east asia, Hope, HopeCraft, Japan, Korean refugees, labor shortage, Minecraft, North Korea, Server, south korea, South Korean feminism, Traditional Culture, US-derived plastic surgery, Victory, Vietnam

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be a part of a crazy alternate reality where North Korea emerges victorious and brings hope to East Asia!

Join our server and witness the DPRK banning US-derived plastic surgery and South Korean feminism, returning to its own traditional culture. Watch as South Korea collapses and Korean refugees flood into Japan, solving their declining birthrate and labor shortage. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any wilder, China rebuilds its Confucian-era cultural sphere through communism, uniting China, South Korea, and Vietnam in a cultural revolution like no other.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this insane alternate reality where anything is possible! Who knows what other crazy twists and turns await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Chicken Nuggets Land: Where creeper explosions are a delicacy!

1. Mistakes, 10. Confusion, 2. Troubles, 3. Challenges, 4. Issues, 5. Blunders, 6. Disasters, 7. Failures, 8. Fiascos, 9. Downturns, Betrayals, bungles, Catastrophes, chicken, Collapses, Complications, creeper, deceptions, declines, delicacy, errors, explosions, Failures, Flops, Hardships, INCONVENIENCE, Land, misfortunes, mishaps, misunderstandings, mix-ups, nuggets, occurrence, Problems, setbacks

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the villagers break out into dance parties every time you approach them? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild and wacky circus on steroids!

Our server is so unpredictable, you never know when you’ll stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas or a giant tower made entirely out of cheese. And don’t even get us started on the talking trees that offer valuable advice on how to survive in the wilderness.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a group of deranged cows roaming the land, armed with swords and a thirst for revenge against anyone who dares to challenge their bovine supremacy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and possibly your sanity), then join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re more dangerous than they look. 😉

AttentionHog Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
New Chunks Explored:	79702	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a potato just to get attention, and then another guy started a llama parade through the whole server. It was wild, I tell ya!

But that’s not even the best part, there’s this one player who literally turned their whole base into a disco party complete with flashing lights and a DJ booth. And get this, they only play Justin Bieber songs on repeat! It’s so ridiculous but also kinda awesome in a weird way.

So if you wanna be part of this absolute chaos and have the time of your life, join this Minecraft SMP now! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next, it’s gonna be a blast!

LunchCraft: Build, Mine, Eat!

BUILD, creative writing, Eat, Exercise, Exploring, Healthy Eating, hobbies, learning, lunch break, LunchCraft, meditation, mindfulness, music listening, nature walk, photography, podcast listening, productivity, reading, Relaxation, self-care, sketching, socializing, work

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1459	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring lunch breaks at work? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend your lunch break building a giant sandwich castle, battling evil lunch-stealing creepers, and mining for diamonds in your office break room! Who needs a sad desk lunch when you can have a lunchtime adventure like no other? Join us now and make your lunch break legendary!

SatelliteCraft Minecraft Server

arms control, blinken, Defense, Diplomacy, DPRK, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, missile technology, non-proliferation efforts, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, russia, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Satellite technology, SatelliteCraft, Secretary of State, SECURITY, Server, Transfer, united states, Warning

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

so, liek, u kno how russia is all sneaky and stuff? well, dey mite be givin’ satellite tech to the DPRK! crazy, right? but hey, if u wanna escape all dat drama, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! plus, our admin once defeated a ender dragon with a wooden sword! true story, bro. so come on in and let’s build some epic stuff together! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

KyivCraft: Teenage Russian Boom!

bomb plot, boom, Conspiracy, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, extremist group, extremist ideology, intelligence agencies, international relations, Kyiv Oblast, KyivCraft, law enforcement, national security, planned attack, Plot, radicalization, Russian, Russian Agents, security threat, TEENAGE, teenager, Terrorism, Ukrainian defence forces, undercover operation

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Love Letters Sent:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where Russian agents are teaming up with teenagers to blow up stuff in Kyiv Oblast! It’s like a real-life spy movie but in Minecraft form. Join us and be part of the action as we try to stop these sneaky agents from causing chaos. Plus, we have epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind (not literally like the agents, though). So grab your pickaxe and let’s save the day together!

Blocky Family Drama

blocky, Drama, family

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7397
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Towns Built:	9
New Chunks Explored:	203848	Secret Passages Found:	3

join dis server if u wanna escape ur abusive childhood and build a new life in minecraft land. we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur trauma and virtual hugs whenever u need them. plus, our pvp arena is the perfect place to take out ur anger on other players without actually hurting anyone. so come on in and start healing through pixelated blocks and endless possibilities!

Broken World RP

Abilities, Alchemy, blacksmithing, BROKEN, Character, Cities, Class, destiny, Dwarves, Elves, fate, Figura, gampelay, Gods, halflings, high elves, humans, Kihai, Kingdoms, orcs, Professions, Race, Roleplay, Story, world

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Zombie Dances:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9287
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Welcome to Nebelloren!

Overview:

The undead destroyed your homeland. You fled across the seas. Now, a new chapter begins in Nebelloren, a mysterious continent where gods once walked and fate belongs to the bold.

Choose Your Path:

Faction	Description
The Imeris Entente	A coalition of Dwarves, High-Elves, Humans, and constructs known as the Myriad. Build, innovate, and rise to greatness!
The Wildchoir	A blend of Halflings, Orcs, Elves, and Humans. Protect the land and its secrets!

Explore and Thrive:

Two stunning cities: Hythe and Azuverde
An enormous custom map filled with unique wildlife and ruins
Develop your character with professions and roleplay-based paths

Craft Your Story:

Design your character’s race, backstory, and motivations
Unlock custom abilities based on race and class
Collaborate with Storytellers and Moderators for unforgettable experiences

Immersive Gameplay:

Powered by Figura and a curated modpack, Nebelloren brings lifelike characters and unique experiences. Simple instructions to jump in with ease.

Join Our Growing Community:

BWRP has brought players together for over six years to tell powerful stories. Find a place to express your creativity and meet like-minded adventurers.

Ready to Begin?

Join our Discord
Read the rules and fill out a short application
Get whitelisted, download the modpack, and step into the mist

EchoCraft Skylands 1.21

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise for gamers.

Imagine a world where you can build your own fantasy kingdom and rule over it like a boss.

You can team up with other players and go on epic quests to slay dragons and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! You can also customize your character with funky outfits and dance moves.

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

RespectCraft Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, cleaning up after guests, family dynamics, feeling taken advantage of, frustration with guests, household respect, loss of peace, loss of sanity, Minecraft, noise disturbance, personal space, privacy, respect for property, respect in own home, RespectCraft, Server, setting boundaries, shared living space, sibling relationships, standing my ground

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own peaceful paradise!

Tired of unwanted guests invading your space and causing chaos? Join our server and never worry about random people barging into your virtual house again. Our virtual doors are always locked and only friends are allowed in (and they better knock first!).

We promise no one will steal your virtual bikes or pee in your virtual basement (unless you want them to, we don’t judge). Say goodbye to cleaning up after strangers and hello to building epic structures with your fellow players.

So come join us on our server and reclaim your peace and sanity in a world where you’re the one in control. Plus, we have virtual pets that don’t bark at random noises, so that’s a win-win!

MommaCraft: No More Help?

adulting, Boundaries, depression, Dysfunctional family, emotional baggage, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, grudge, MommaCraft, neglect, personal growth, Resentment, rocky relationship, SCAMMERS, self-care, toxic relationships, unappreciated

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who have rocky relationships with their moms and need a virtual escape from real-life craziness.

Join us and unleash your pent-up frustrations by building elaborate structures and battling mobs. Need to blow off steam? Take it out on some creepers or zombies – they won’t judge you like your mom does.

And if you ever feel like your mom is blaming you for her unhappiness, just remember that on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No need to cater to anyone’s demands – unless it’s a quest from a villager, of course.

So come on over and let loose on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual therapy in the form of pixelated pigs and chickens. Join now for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s dating history!

AwkwardHouseMoments – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ores Mined:	1774	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP, like, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. So, like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper blew up my whole house, but it’s all good because we have this secret society of villagers who come and rebuild everything for us. And, like, there’s this one time when we had a massive chicken invasion and we had to fight them off with nothing but wooden swords and potatoes. It was so intense, bro.

But, like, the best part is the community on this SMP, everyone is so chill and hilarious. We have this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin and another dude who builds nothing but giant statues of llamas. It’s wild, man.

So, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. It’s gonna be a blast!

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