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  • Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

    Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HopeCraft Minecraft Server

    HopeCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be a part of a crazy alternate reality where North Korea emerges victorious and brings hope to East Asia!

    Join our server and witness the DPRK banning US-derived plastic surgery and South Korean feminism, returning to its own traditional culture. Watch as South Korea collapses and Korean refugees flood into Japan, solving their declining birthrate and labor shortage. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any wilder, China rebuilds its Confucian-era cultural sphere through communism, uniting China, South Korea, and Vietnam in a cultural revolution like no other.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this insane alternate reality where anything is possible! Who knows what other crazy twists and turns await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Chicken Nuggets Land: Where creeper explosions are a delicacy!

    Chicken Nuggets Land: Where creeper explosions are a delicacy!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the villagers break out into dance parties every time you approach them? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild and wacky circus on steroids!

    Our server is so unpredictable, you never know when you’ll stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas or a giant tower made entirely out of cheese. And don’t even get us started on the talking trees that offer valuable advice on how to survive in the wilderness.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a group of deranged cows roaming the land, armed with swords and a thirst for revenge against anyone who dares to challenge their bovine supremacy.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and possibly your sanity), then join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re more dangerous than they look. 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PostdocPanicCraft

    PostdocPanicCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, the postdoc support is off the charts! like, the NIH is all up in here capping it at five years, but who cares, right? cuz we got all the support you need to level up and slay those creepers! plus, the criticism just adds to the drama, like a soap opera but with blocks and stuff. come join us and let’s build some crazy shenanigans together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CelestialCraft – Your Ultimate Family-Friendly Survival Experience!

    CelestialCraft – Your Ultimate Family-Friendly Survival Experience!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Just Released: Dive into the Brand New CelestialCraft Survival Server!🌟 Server Highlights:

      Version 1.21: Enjoy the latest Minecraft updates in a fresh, brand new world.Family-Friendly Environment: A welcoming and safe community for players of all ages.No Crates, No Gambling: Pure fun without the hassle.

    🚀 Exciting Features:

      Golden Shovel Claiming: Protect your land with ease.mcMMO: Enhance your gameplay with RPG-like skills.Economy System: Engage in player-driven and server-managed economies.Daily Quests: Complete tasks to earn rewards and enhance your gameplay.Custom Achievements: Earn StarShards, our premium currency, via /achievements.

    🛠️ Unique Plugins and Systems:

      PyroFishing & PyroFarming (Optional): Experience custom fishing and farming mechanics.Silk Spawners: Move spawners with silk touch tools.ResourceWorld: Regularly reset Resource, End, and Nether worlds for continuous exploration.

    🏪 Shops and Economy:

      Server Shop: Buy and sell items with daily limits via /shop.Player Shop Directory: Easily find player shops using /shops.StarShards: Use this premium currency in /shardsshop for special enchantments and more.

    🏷️ Customization and Perks:

      Cool Chat Tags: Discover unique tags via /tags, purchasable in the server store.Player Warps: Earn or buy warps for easy navigation.Claimblocks: Start with 500, earn more by playing, or purchase in-game.

    🏆 Additional Features:

      Forum Rewards: Reply to our forum post monthly for 100 StarShards using /forumrewards.Cosmetics: Explore a variety of cosmetics available in the server store via /cosmetics.World Resets: Keep track of world resets using /worldresets.Claim Flags: Customize your claim settings with /claimflags.Rank Up: Unlock new perks and abilities with /rankup.Supporter Ranks: View and purchase supporter ranks via /ranks.Discord Community: Join our Discord for updates, support, and more using /discord.Family-Friendly Chat: Maintain a respectful chat environment; mild swearing is allowed in private chats.

    🎉 Events and Voting:

      Daily Voting: Vote daily to earn money and StarShards.Pinata Party: Participate in pinata parties at spawn when voting milestones are reached.

    Join us now for an unmatched Minecraft experience on CelestialCraft. Our server is built to provide a fun, engaging, and community-focused environment for players of all ages.How to Join:Server IP: celestialcraft.gg

    Discord: discord.gg/jNbvssJU

    We can’t wait to see you in-game! Happy crafting!

    pmc.celestialcraft.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Endless Eating: Where you can munch your way through creepers, cows, and cake on Java 1.21 Vanilla+ server for ages 16+

    Endless Eating: Where you can munch your way through creepers, cows, and cake on Java 1.21 Vanilla+ server for ages 16+

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features Description
    SMP World & Resource World Explore, create unique builds, visit other player areas and shops. Gather materials in Resource World.
    OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds Challenges, Generators, Quests, and a unique Oneblock Phase experience.

    Unique Server Features

    Feature Description
    Quality of Life plugins Various plugins to enhance gameplay experience.
    Unique plugins Treefeller, Quests, Shops, and more to make gameplay interesting.

    FAQ

    How to Join?

    What our Server has to offer:

      • SMP World & Resource World. Enjoy our incredible SMP world where you can explore and create unique builds and visit other players areas and shops! Warp to our Resource World to gather all your materials for builds!
      • OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds. Wanting something different than the SMP? Play our other game modes, fit with Challenges, Generators, Quests and a Unique Oneblock Phase experience like no other!

    What makes us Unique?

      • We have an expansive Quality of Life plugin list, some even paid plugins to help improve your experience and make playing on our Server interesting.
      • A few of these plugins include, Treefeller, Quests, Chat games, Tweaks, Shops, Warps, Homes, Crates, Infinite Villager Trading and Improved Stonecutting Recipes!

    Join our server and get whitelisted today to fully experience Minecraft as it should be played!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WhisperCraft Minecraft Server

    WhisperCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Russian rats tremble in fear at the sight of our majestic falcons! Join us for epic battles between these natural enemies, as the falcons swoop down from the sky to protect our land.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who are always ready to lend a helping hand in your adventures. Need help defeating a boss? Just call on our shell-shocked friends for backup!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered deep within the caves of our server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its riches?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Russian rats!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GoldDigginNovak – Minecraft SMP

    GoldDigginNovak – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, Winning 1 gold is cool Novak, we have a whole new level of craziness waiting for you!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Chicken, rumored to lay golden eggs that can make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, the Golden Chicken is guarded by a fearsome army of zombie pigmen riding giant spiders!

    If that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft – the Diamond Banana! Crafted from the tears of a Creeper and the laughter of a witch, this weapon can one-shot any mob in the game with a single swing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Troll King, a mischievous player who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outwit the Troll King and claim the title of Prankster Supreme?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Winning 1 gold is cool Novak today and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. The possibilities are endless!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BestieBounce Minecraft Server

    BestieBounce Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of betrayal (but hopefully not as much as my girlfriend did to my best friend).

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or mining for diamonds. Plus, we have a strict no-insulting-looks-or-religion policy, so you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with a girlfriend who can’t handle her friend paying for dinner!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DrugTestCraft

    DrugTestCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as catching your husband doing cocaine three times? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and suspense just like this story.

    Imagine building your dream castle while keeping an eye on your sneaky husband who denies everything, just like our players deny stealing each other’s diamonds. Will he pass the home drug test or will he rage quit like he did when asked to take one? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    With more drama than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and questioning reality, just like this poor wife who can’t catch a break. So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft mixed with the chaos of real life.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP