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KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182
Dragon Eggs Found:	9146	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, Conspiracy Theory, Daily, Deception, deep fakes, Dems, doubt, fake news, freezing up, IceAgeCraft, Kek, lefty’s, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, social media, Technology, Truth, Videos

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	3221	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mines Excavated:	2816	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills!

ProveItCraft

argument with girlfriend, awkward situation, clean living room, cluttered coffee table, dating conflict, dating drama, defending actions, defending myself, Embarrassing moment, explaining situation, explaining tasks, fetish accusation, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, ProveItCraft, proving wrong, social awkwardness, social dynamics, taskmaster themed birthday

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8082	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taskmaster challenge. Complete tasks like “tying yourself up,” “sitting on cakes,” and “throwing items into elevated buckets” to earn epic rewards and bragging rights. And don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – no fetishes involved here!

Join us and meet fellow players who share your love for all things quirky and hilarious. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate defending your Taskmaster skills to a new friend. So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

SoloCraft: VacayVentures

Adventure, culture, Escape, Experience, Explore, INDEPENDENCE, personal growth, Relaxation, Safety, Self Discovery, solo travel, solo trip, solo vacation, SoloCraft, travel, travel advice, travel alone, travel experiences, travel tips, vacation, VacayVentures, Wanderlust

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Votes:	3045	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of traveling alone during vacations and getting bored out of your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to travel alone again! Join us and embark on epic adventures with a group of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is like a never-ending vacation where you can explore exotic lands, battle fierce monsters, and even build your own crazy creations. And if you ever feel lonely, just shout out in the chat and you’ll have a whole squad of players ready to join you on your journey.

So why travel alone when you can join our server and have the time of your life with a bunch of nutty Minecraft pals? Pack your bags (or pickaxe) and come join the fun today!

UyghurVillageMakeover

authoritarian regime, China, Chinese censorship, cultural genocide, Cultural preservation, discrimination, east turkestan, Ethnic Minorities, forced assimilation, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international scrutiny, minority rights, name changes, political oppression, religious persecution, Report, Uyghur, UyghurVillageMakeover, Villages, Xinjiang

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ores Mined:	6373
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	14

so, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. we got like, villages being renamed by china, but like, in minecraft, we rename villages for fun! join us and be part of the wackiest village renaming party ever! who needs uyghur villages when you can have villages named after your pet goldfish, amirite? come join us and be part of the madness!

RackAttackChiroCraft

Alternative Medicine, back pain relief, chiropractic adjustment, chiropractic care, chiropractic treatment, historical torture methods, holistic healing, medieval medicine, medieval torture, pain relief, physical therapy, rack torture, RackAttackChiroCraft, spinal manipulation, spine alignment, torture devices, torture experience, torture history, torture survivors, torture techniques, torture victims

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ores Mined:	2502
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

join our server for the most epic chiropractic adjustments in all of minecraft land! our torture rack is the ultimate chiropractor, giving your spine the stretch it never knew it needed. but don’t worry, we promise not to take it too far… maybe. come for the back-cracking fun, stay for the questionable medical practices! trust us, your vertebrae will thank you.

PlasticPeenProblemsMC

discovery, environmental health, erectile dysfunction, health concerns, male fertility, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, penis health, penises, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, PlasticPeenProblemsMC, Pollution, questions, reproductive health, research, scientific findings, sexual function, sexual health, study

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where players have discovered microplastics in their pixelated penises?! 😱 Yeah, you heard that right! And now everyone’s wondering if it’s causing erectile dysfunction in the game! 😂 But don’t worry, we’ve got the best doctors in the virtual world to help you out! Join now for a chance to experience this crazy phenomenon and maybe even get your blocky mojo back! 😜🍆💊 #BlockyED #MinecraftMadness