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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 8491 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 9031 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even Mum will try to get you on disability allowance in real life! Just like our player who successfully convinced their in-game Mum to do so. And let’s not forget about the luxurious bathroom fittings you can enjoy in-game – because who doesn’t love a good bathroom renovation?
Oh, and did we mention that you can leave classes whenever you want? That’s right, just like in our player’s school days when they were allowed to skip classes thanks to their mild autism. Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!