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MineNSFWSecrets

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	152	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	2709	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no end in sight? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is like no other, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprise mobs). Our NSFW secret? We have a secret underground hot tub where players can relax and unwind after a long day of building and exploring.

So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of ridiculousness and fun. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a pig!

NanoMinecraftCreature

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Emeralds Found:	9964
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4358

come join our minecraft server where we have creatures the size of a dust grain found hiding in California’s Mono Lake!!! they are so tiny you need a magnifying glass to see them but they are super cute and will be your best minecraft buddies!!! they love to build tiny houses and ride on the back of chickens around the server!!! join now to meet these microscopic marvels and have the tiniest adventures ever!!! 🐔🏠🔬

Just another vanilla server with a fancy name and a sprinkle of spice… stay whitelisted, my friends!

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, city, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Crafting, Discord, diverse players, Dragon Elytra Drops, enjoy minecraft, Fancy, Friends, global player base, Grief Protection, high-quality community, latest features, like-minded individuals, measures in place, Nether, PVP Event, redstone engineer, Server, server-wide events, Simple VoiceChat, small friendly group, smp, Spice, sprinkle, stay, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

Server Information
Version	1.21
Mods
Community Focus	We are a small, friendly group of players who love building, adventuring, and working together on community projects.
Grief Protection	Measures in place to protect builds from griefers

Why Join Us?

Join our active and diverse player base for a fun and community-focused Minecraft experience. Participate in server-wide events and enjoy a high-quality gaming environment.

How to Join

Join us on DISCORD to get started in the Ordinary SMP world!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, the server is vanilla with added mods for extra features.
How do I get whitelisted?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we have server-wide events such as PVP contests, build contests, and community projects.

WhineCraft Server: Life Sucks, Let’s Game!

apartment, autistic, Bed.., building, cooked, DESPERATE, Game, hitting on, Lets, Life, normal-ish, people, room, Rude, schizophrenia, senior citizens, Server, shutin, Situation, Social Interaction, social interactions, Socialize, SUCKS, tripcode, WhineCraft, Whining

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8746
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who need a break from the senior citizens hitting on them and schizophrenic girls mistaking their aura for homicidal intent.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing hitting on you is a Creeper, and the only aura you need to worry about is the enchantment on your diamond sword. Build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity in a place where barking at someone is a valid response to flirting.

Come join us on our server, where the only thing cooked is the porkchops you’ll be feasting on after a long day of mining and crafting. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPixelatedFlicks – Minecraft SMP

arthouse, black and white films, cinema classics, cinematic masterpieces, classic cinema, film analysis, film appreciation, film buffs, film community, Film Critics, film discussion, film enthusiasts, Film history, film recommendations, Film Reviews, foreign films, independent cinema, Minecraft, movie lovers, post-war films, smp, SMPixelatedFlicks

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	962
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Crops Grown:	6796	Potions Brewed:	165
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	14
Farms Harvested:	106	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those who join our server will have a chance to uncover this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the opportunity to become filthy rich, but you’ll also get to participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a special potion that gives you the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn through the skies of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, fellow adventurers!

StepSass Minecraft Server

brotherhood, children, coping, DATING, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, Grief, Minecraft, Motherhood, overreacting, parenting, relationships, remarriage, resilience, Server, socializing, step-family, StepSass, support network, support system, Therapy, widowed

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Potions Brewed:	69

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so this Minecraft server is like a family reunion gone wrong, but in a hilarious way! Picture this: you log on and you’re greeted by a 46-year-old dad who’s slaying zombies with his two sons while juggling therapy sessions and babysitters. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

But wait, it gets better. The dad’s mom and older brother are constantly nagging him to find a new Minecraft partner because apparently, his kids need a mother figure in the game. 🙄 Like, seriously? Can’t a dad and his sons just mine diamonds in peace without all this drama?

And get this, when the dad finally snaps and tells them off, his younger brother chimes in with an “amen” like he’s at a church service. 😂 It’s a whole mess, but in a good way!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s got more family drama than a soap opera, then this is the place to be! Join now for a laugh riot and maybe even pick up some parenting tips along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining? 🤪🎮 #FamilyDramaCraft #MinecraftMadness

MaritalCraft: Rage Quit Edition

anger, Argument, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, Decision making, Driving, Edition, emotions, escalation, family, Kids, MaritalCraft, Neighborhood, parenting, QUIT, RAGE, relationships, residential street, road rage, Safety, screaming, Spouse, Walking

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	240

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life road rage incidents? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that stress behind as you dive into a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with crazy drivers and screaming matches. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even tame a virtual pet pig to keep you company.

And hey, if you ever feel like walking home in a fit of rage, you can do it here without anyone judging you! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can let loose and be yourself, no matter how ridiculous your actions may seem.

So come join us and leave all that real-world drama behind. Who needs road rage when you can have block rage instead? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

CheaterFinder in Minecraft SMP

CheaterFinder, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6635
Dragon Eggs Found:	5586	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where drama unfolds like a soap opera!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, you discover your in-game partner has been secretly teaming up with your arch-nemesis to steal all your diamonds! Betrayal, heartbreak, and epic battles await you on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground faction of players who have been hoarding all the rare resources for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic raid?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us now! Who knows, you might just uncover a scandal that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your fellow players.

NoMiniMiners

aging without children, alternative paths to parenthood, career focus, childfree lifestyle, childless by choice, downsides of not having kids, emotional impact, family dynamics, financial considerations, freedom to travel, generational legacy, mental health benefits, NoMiniMiners, parenting decisions, personal fulfillment, reasons to have children, relationships without children, Self Discovery, social expectations, societal norms and expectations, societal pressure to have kids

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Potions Brewed:	200

Are you tired of living in a world without tiny humans running around causing chaos and destruction? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the joys of virtual parenthood without any of the real-life responsibilities.

Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!

Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?

CraftyCocktailRails

arson, CraftyCocktailRails, crime, criminal activity, Damage, Dangerous, emergency response, explosion, Fire, homemade weapon, ignites, law enforcement, Molotov cocktail, Moscow suburb, Police investigation, power outage, Public Safety, railway substation, russia, sabotage, Terrorism

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2379	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ores Mined:	8886
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Yo, so like, this server is LIT AF, just like that Molotov cocktail that set fire to a railway substation in Moscow! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just like that fiery incident! We got crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities (shh, don’t tell anyone)! So come on, join us and let’s set the Minecraft world on fire together! 🔥🚂💣 #ExplosiveFun #MinecraftMayhem